Max Ride. Crack Fic.
max was walking and then an big flying thing came toward her. max scramed like a baby and covered her head. max was scared too deaf.
Max: What?! What the hell are you trying to say?!
Auther: Be quite! Im trying to right a story here!
Max: I can't even read this crap! It makes no sense!
Athor: Stop interruting! I cant get nowhere with you interruping! *Sigh*
Max: Just use spell check! And learn some grammar!
Authar: Just letmme right the story!
Max: *glares at Authar, Athor, and Auther.*
An then da big thing hit max! she fell and hurted herself and started to cry. the thing was acually a person! It was Fing! Yaya!
max stoped crying and hugged Fan. It was a bauetiful-beuatiful-no, uh...-whatever! moment. Gang hugged max back. they lifed happy ever after.
Max: *stares wide-eyed, mouth wide open in shock.*
Ather: I no! Im amazeing! *laughs happely*
Max: *shakes head* You used a different name every time! You never even spelled Fang correctly! What on Earth is going on?!
Authur: I no you seecretly luved it! dont try and hide it!
Max: *starts walking forward with clenched fists*
Author: Wha-But-! *blacks out from a fist hitting face*
Max: *looks at fist casually* Oops. Haha no. Thank God.
Total: hey guys! Sorry 'bout this. I did it out of boredom. I was dying of pure boredom and torture in Science.
Iggy: *cough* Overly dramatic much? *cough*
Total: Shut up peasant! Hope you enjoyed this... Anyway, so this is obviously a crack fic type of thing. So don't feel offended or whatever by its amazingness.
Iggy: I'm blind and even I can tell that it's awful.
Total: I SAID SHUT UP IGGY!