Argh. I think this idea might have been used before. It's not very original. I suppose. I mean, asses are a common theme in Saiyuki. Aren't they?
Saiyuki has the grandest asses.
Disclaimers: Yeah, same old. Same old. I don't own anything, except maybe the image of Sanzo's ass in my head. Is it even allowed? But it's in my head!
Feeling Sanzo up
Sanzo's entire frame stiffened. Somebody has just had too much liberty and a death wish on his hands.
His virgin ass had just been groped.
Gojyo snickered. All politeness, Hakkai looked on in silence.
And within that too short span a time, Goku had already let his mind work its way unhindered, unobstructed, into a stage of wild and maddening confusion as he stared at Sanzo's ass with a look that felt deceivingly like innocence. What was it?
'Damn! Who would even think of handling such a goddamn shitty monk? ...'
'Saa...' came Hakkai's insinuating reply, laden with years of experience in the study of sexual tension.
'Bad ass Youkai killing monk-' teased Gojyo in a drawl, 'grab his ass... and he's all yours.'
Hakkai chortled.
'Say... Sanzo, you're always wearing that-' gestured Goku artlessly at Sanzo's robes. 'It's difficult to see what your ass looks like.'
Sanzo's veins throbbed violently enough to warrant the first and second comings of the fan of doom as he begun to conceive a most horrid and gory sketch of agony, torture, trauma, suffering, pain and death.
'I mean, it's kinda easy to see what Gojyo's and Hakkai's asses look like because their pants are you know, tight-' he fumbled, trying with much difficulty to get round to his point. What was his point anyway?
Gojyo started.
'Even Kougaiji's ass is easy on the eyes...And Homura! His are really pert too! Not to mention his creepy one eye buddy-'
Hakkai coughed.
'And that guy with the bun and the dress doesn't count because he doesn't really look like he has one to begin with, he's kind of an in between and those don't count.'
In a flash, Sanzo's fan made its appearance and sonic waves of brain damage coursed through Gojyo's head.
'You bloody monk! What d'you do that for? It was the stupid ape! Like hell I'd touch your damn monk ass!' Gojyo yelled indignantly, utterly horrified that Sanzo would actually make such an appalling and sad, sad, sad mistake.
'THAT'S for teaching Goku stupid things and making him even stupider! He's not just a stupid monkey now, he's a goddamn sexual harassment monkey!' Sanzo half yelled back.
Goku stopped musing abruptly and turned to Sanzo.
'I think you have a nice ass.'
Gojyo sputtered wildly.
Sanzo grunted irritably and returned his fan to its place of origin.
'Let's go.'
Flattery was one way to getting off after molesting Sanzo.
END
So I was in bed trying to sleep when Sanzo's butt in burial popped up in my head and I thought Damn! Somebody has to touch that!
And who better to touch it other than dear sweet Goku?
Again, I hope I didn't kill anyone's interest for the pairing!