A Continuation of Argonian Adventures

by Everae

Inspired by the Elder Scroll's 'Lusty Argonian Maid' and 'Sultry Argonian Bard' series. This is a 'story' just written with a few shorts in the same fashion as the books, but with all the innuendo as it always had. Nothing much for it really, just something else to write. Feel free to suggest any ideas yourself! Rate, review or rage! Enjoy.

After being bored to hell from studying for my finals, which are literally in one weeks time. I have decided to make a small boredom series based of Elder Scroll's Argonian Maid Series. Might possibly make one chapter for Sultry Argonian Bard. Enjoy!

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Volume 1

Act III, Scene I, continued

Crantius Colto
Have you yet learnt the art of penmanship, my little flower?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must say I haven't, kind sir, for I am but a simple Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
Truly? Ah! I must teach you then, for one such as you must learn to do so. It is an art easy to practise although difficult to master. Here, take up this pen.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But sir, I have other duties that must be attended to! Or the mistress will scale my hide! And this pen is so unwieldy!

Crantius Colto
Yes, unwieldy in such a delicate hand as yours but in time even you could wield it for yourself. Look it fits perfectly into your palm!

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir! I am not worthy of being paid such compliments and privilege.

Crantius Colto
You are wrong, my little dumpling, for your hands are soft yet strong from the labours of your duty. Here take it up and examine its craftsmanship.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh! It is strange but how does one hold it?

Crantius Colto
The grip must be light yet firm, my precious nirnroot. It is not so for the breaking of it like a twig, but must be handled as though holding the horn of a restless stag.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Has the mistress knowledge of these lessons? Or has she already learnt so?

Crantius Colto
All ladies learn so when they have come of age. Every one of them possess a unique art to their strokes, though the mistress is questionable in hers.

Lifts-Her-Tail
How so, may I ask, sir?

Crantius Colto
It is far too hard, and she grips it as though she were squeezing troll fat from meat. And when it is done, the mark is messy and all over the place. So if you wish, do you desire to learn such an art?

Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my fingers are not yet skilled enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act III, Scene I.