Late Merry Christmas everyone. I know I'm a little late...okay weeks...months late. Anyways, I'm here with a series of one-shots, combined into a chapter. Since some of the one-shots are probably only a paragraph or two...maybe three...four if your lucky.

Now watch as our Smashers sing songs, do plays, and other things they can possibly screw up.

Oh, and for first note, all skits don't exactly follow each other. They usually happen at different times, while references will show that they take place after the particular skit.

Enjoy!

(I)
Opening

Everyone was gathering in the assembly, every living thing that stayed in the mansion. Apparently, no one had no idea why the Master would call a meeting. The only hint that was given to them was Master Hand and Crazy Hand wearing a red hat, shaped like Link's with a white puffy ball at the tip.

At the back of Crazy Hand's was a little destructive package in a form of a green pancake. Five males gulped at this, three females facepalmed at this. As soon as the hands got within jumpable range, the green pancake jumped onto the floor. It immediately noticed a certain F-Zero racer and started barking at him. Everyone looked at the green pancake with a confused looked and like the speed of a bullet, it took off and tackled the racer head-on.

Due to the force, the racer fell back trying to get the pancake off of his face. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT'S EATING MY FACE! IT'S EATING MY FACE!" He shouted frantically, kicking around.

"Bob! Get off of Captain Falcon's face this instant!" Crazy Hand shouted, earning a whine from the pancake, Bob. It slowly went to its master with head low.

After that mishap, Master Hand cleared his throat in any possible way for a hand. "I'm guessing you know why I called this meeting" He replied, looking over the huge crowd.

"I'm not the one who broke the window"

"I didn't eat all the food"

"It was Snake who broke a finger off of your statue"

"I was getting the laser blaster YOU purposely threw up there"

Master groaned at this, "You seriously don't know?" He asked, matching with blank stares. Another loud groan emitted from the deity. "Thus it is a season to be jolly. The time of giving and receiving. The time of a fat man in a red suit coming around giving gifts and stealing cookies." He explained, looking over at the Smashers, who were looking at King Dedede. "No, it's not King Dedede. Come on, everyone should know" - Blank stares.

It was so quiet that grasshoppers all of a sudden started chirping...even though it was in the middle of winter. Crazy Hand then floated away, being followed by an explosion, and finally no more chirping crickets. Crazy Hand returned and acted as if nothing happened. All he was carrying was a couple dead crickets, placed them on the floor and Bob, the pancake, crawled over them, eating them.

Another loud sigh, "It's Christmas and people of Smashville are demanding that we put on a broadcast play" He replied quickly.

Outside the Smash Mansion, a group of bunnies were trying to sneak inside. "WHAAAAAT!" A loud shout erupted, causing the snow stuck on trees to fall on the helpless bunnies...good riddance.

If the hands had actual ears, they would have busted. Not much can be said about Bob. The force of the shout caused it the fly back and get splattered on the wall. It still showed signs of breathing, however.

"You will all participate or else I'll ban you from the mansion without pay" Master Hand warned. Everyone groaned at this. Staying here and fighting for entertainment is the best and highest paying job any of the Smashers had in their life time, so they didn't want it to end and eventually agreed. "A studio is ready at the back, do a good job and I'll raise your pay and have a big party. Good luck" Master Hand replied, floating away with Crazy Hand following behind.

(II)
Starting up

Everyone arrived at the back room, which was already set up and everything, but one thing was still needed.

"What are we going to do?" Zelda asked, looking over the crowd. Everyone looked clueless and tried to figure something out...

Again, crickets chirping, then the loud boom.

Mario than spoke up, "Suppose we'll have-a wing it" With that, he walked towards the studio. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged.

Outside the studio, a small destructive green thing appeared to be crawling around. It looked towards the door and proceeded towards it, slidding under the door.

(III) Part 1
Rapunzel

They were working fast to say the least. In three hours, they already had everything set up. Peach already had a play in mind and in turn, was bossing everyone around because it was her idea. Everyone was running all over the place. Luigi was positioned by the camera, sitting on the seat and testing the lens and all that. Mario was practically tied up, since he was playing the prince against his will. Many of the swordsmens; Link, Ike, and Marth respectively, were backstage setting up props.

"Why are we doing a Rapunzel skit when we were specifically told to do Christmas plays, musicals and all that?" Link asked, pushing up a fake tower with the other two.

"The princess thinks it would suit the holiday mood" Marth answered. By his tone, one could tell he was annoyed as well as the other two.

Ike was gritting his teeth as he was working. Whether this was straining or if he was angry, none can tell. "Why would a fairytale story suit a Christmas mood?" He called out annoyed.

"Because it has a happy ending" Peach called out of nowhere, standing on the tower she somehow got on without passing by them to the only ladder up there. "Now hurry up, towers don't build themselves. Although imagine all the time that would be saved if it did" She replied, looking up in a daze as she usually does when she wonders.

The men only looked around wondering how she manage to get on top of the tower without using the ladder.

(IV)

I'm gonna kill you

Assists weren't really given the full potential to do what the other Smashers would want. Since it's Christmas however, Master Hand had delightfully (please note the Italics) asked some of the Smashers to give them a tour of the mansion, mostly the parts which the Assists weren't allowed.

Giving the tour were Link, Zelda, and Peach. Many of the Assists were there following them. Link was quiet as the princess' spoke. Really, they dragged him into this, so here he was crossing his arms and lowering his head, pouting.

Outside, Mario was delightfully taking a night stroll. He was humming Jingle Bells and stood still on a spot, looking at the night skies and watching the snow fall.

Behind him, a certain man emerged from behind the snow quietly. Deciding to play a prank, our spy friend decided to follow Mario from under the snow. How he managed to move under the snow at a high speed without it crumbling on him remains unknown.

Sneaking behind him, Snake whispered in his ear. "I'm going to kill you"

Startled, Mario looked back with a yelp and took off at a high speed.

Snake's time in this mansion is softening him. He felt sorry for the plumber, so he decided to apologize, "I didn't mean it!" He shouted and took off running after him.

Back at the tour, they arrived at a garden that Assists were restricted from for unknown stupid reasons.

"And this here is where many of us Smashers take a break. That's one thing of being a Smasher; it's fun, relaxing and..." Zelda replied, holding out her hand to the garden.

At that moment, they all heard someone screaming. Everyone looked at the source and saw that it was Mario, screaming his head off. They all watched as Mario ran by, running for his life. Behind was Snake who was running after him, "Don't be angry!" He shouted towards the plumber.

Everyone only stared awkwardly as the two men were running across the garden.

"And never dull" Link finally spoke.

(V)

Waffles

Captain Falcon, Wolf, and King Dedede were in the kitchen. On the table was a big stack (dozen) of delicious syruppy (That even a word?) waffles. The greedy King was sitting in front of it, admiring his tower.

"That's a lot of waffles" Wolf acknowledged. Looking at the huge stack of waffles.

"You made all the waffles?" Captain Falcon asked.

"Yes. Yes, I did" King Dedede gracefully answered, not taking his eyes off the pancake.

Wolf walked closer, "You could've asked if we wanted some" He pointed out

"No way. If I gave you guys some, then I won't get any" King Dedede retorted.

Wolf sighed, "Captain Falcon, would you like a waffle?" He asked.

"You can't have any waffles. I have them all!" King Dedede snapped with a roar.

"I know, it was just an example" Wolf reasoned.

"Why yes, Wolf. I think I'd like two of them" Captain Falcon answered after a minor interruption.

"But you can't-You want two of them?" King Dedede retorted wide-eyed and horrified.

Again, Wolf sighed, annoyingly this time. "So if Captain Falcon gets two waffles. Then I get two waffles. That still leaves eight waffles for you" Wolf pointed out.

"I don't want eight waffles, I want twelve. I want twelve of them." King Dedede retorted stubbornly.

"If you can seriously eat all those waffles. I'll personally take you to the Smashville Store and buy you some more" Wolf suggested sarcastically.

"I-I I just don't see why you guys get all the waffles" King Dedede stammered.

"You still get more waffles than me and Wolf combined" Captain Falcon pointed out.

"There mine!" King Dedede roared. "I found them in the freezer and put them in my plate" He stated, looking at the bounty hunters. "You guys are being selfish"

The two walked away, getting away from the greedy King.

(III) Part 2

Rapunzel

The tower was up, the camera was ready, the background was still bare, and the actors weren't dressed yet. A couple of Yoshi's and Kirby's; created by the handy duplicating machine, were painting the background. Mario was still tied to a pole and everyone who tried to free him recieved death threats from Peach.

"Why aren't you done with the background yet?" Peach bellowed, making the Kirby clones and Yoshi clones quiver in fear.

"Puyo puyo puyo puyo" One of the Kirby clones exclaimed.

Peach huffed "Is that your reason or your excuse?" She asked, crossing her arms.

The Kirby clone could have seen daggers pointing out of her eyes. Gulping, the clone began to reply, "Puy-"

-CLANG-

The Kirby was knocked out the window with a frying pan that Peach seemed to have pulled out of nowhere. The Yoshi and Kirby clones looked at the window in fear. Peach looked at the clones with the daggers in her eyes, "GET BACK TO WORK!" She roared and the clones quickly started working.

Peach than went back to normal and turned towards Mario who looked horrified, "And you my plumber friend have to get dressed for the play." She replied giggling. "I got the perfect outfit for you" She added bearing a sadistic smile, making Mario visibly sweat and gulp in fear.

(VI)

Pipe Malfunction?

Peach and Bowser were looking at the set of three pipes. Peach figured that they try to fix the pipes that were said to be broken. Bowser was just there because he was dragged away from his delicious ham and melted cheese sandwich and a Bowser-sized cup of Eggnog because he was told to keep the princess safe.

Through years of failure, Bowser figured out that kidnapping the princess over and over again was futile, so he quit before he gets himself killed.

"Okay Bowser darling, let's see whats wrong with the pipes." She replied, getting inside a random box to get some tools.

But it was so tempting. How she stupidly gets herself into easy grab and go situations. Shaking that thought, Bowser crossed his arms and closed his eyes.

Peach got out of the box holding a pipe. "Here's the wrench!" She shouted, holding said tool up in the air.

"We don't even know what's wrong with the pipe. How's that going to work?" Bowser pointed out, looking at the princess.

Peach matched his glare and turned it more deadlier, "How about you go inside the pipes and find the problem?" She threatened, since malfunctioned pipes were said to be dangerous.

"Your crazy, you-" Bowser's words were cut short as a plumber came walking by humming happily.

Both the King and Princess looked at Luigi than back at each other with mischief eyes. "Oh Luigi" They both called out to him.

The plumber quickly stopped his walked and humming and turned his attention towards the duo. "You-a need anything-a?" He asked while walking towards them.

"A bunny came along and stole something very vaulable from us and went into the warp pipes. I'm too helpless to get it myself and Bowser is too chicken to get it himself" Peach explained, with Bowser glaring at her for the last sentence.

Luigi turned his gaze towards the pipes with sparkles in his eyes. It was his chance to show that he can be braver than Bowser. "I will-a get the evil-a culprit and get your treasure-a back" He shouted joyously and marched towards the pipes. Afterall, how bad can a bunny be?

"What a stuck-up" Bowser muttered as Luigi passed him.

Luigi hopped inside the middle pipe and disappeared. On the pipe on his right, he appeared again. Confused, he went back to the center pipe, went in it and appear on the left pipe. Getting frusterated, he went back in the left pipe and emerged from the center pipe, without his clothes. Noticing this, he yelped and went back in the center pipe. Out of nowhere, he started screaming as he launched from a pipe on the right wall and landed inside the center pipe, emerging from the right pipe and launched off, hitting the ceiling and going back in the pipe.

Peach and Bowser looked as the unfortunate plumber started launching all over the place, emerging from various pipes. "Guess we know what's wrong with the pipes" Peach replied as Luigi launched outside a window, and appeared from another pipe inside the room, only to continue launching again. Bowser only nodded in agreement.

(VII)

Luigi's Short Concert

Everyone was sitting in the seats as techno music started to beat. They weren't sure why Luigi wanted to do this, but since they didn't have much to do for the few hours, they allowed him anyways.

The curtains opened as Luigi appeared in the middle, holding onto a guitar and a goomba, a shy guy, and a boo; the one that sticks its tongue out at you, were standing around him.

"What are they doing here?" Peach asked, crossing her arms, obviously hating them for a reason a princess only knows.

Mario who was near falling asleep sat up, "Luigi asked for-a a couple of favors that-a they owe him." He answered with a yawn.

Peach only huffed up and continued to watched this concert. Wondering for what reason why they would owe a couple of favors, before discarding it as it is probably not worth it.

The lights began flashing as the song started.

"La lala lalala la la"
The shy guy started, with the boo repeated the line, then Goomba, and finally Luigi.

"I will never be afraid again. I will keep on fighting until the end" Luigi sung while playing guitar. The curtains then quickly closed and opened, revealing a background of the sea and open skies. "I can walk on water" He continued, running across the stage, looking like he's really on water. "I can fly" He continued, appearing on a Torpedo Ted, which flew across the stage. The curtain quickly closed and opened again, this time revealing a dead tree with a tombstone of Luigi and a Koopa disguising himself as Mario. "I will keep on fighting until I die" Luigi sung in the background, as the Koopa began to cry.

Mario; who was drinking a soda, sputtered it out as he saw a koopa disguising himself.

"The song is nice, I'll admit" Peach replied, while Mario was recovering from his shock. "But we're losing our Christmas theme" She added.

"I will never be afraid again, I will keep on fighting until the end"

"Where's King Dedede?" Mario asked, seeing the fat penguin nowhere in sight

"I can walk on water"

"He said he has something special planned that'll certainly bring cheers to the children here" Peach answered.

"I can fly..."

"Ho ho ho!" A voice shouted out of nowhere. Something appeared on the opposite side of Luigi, who was on Torpedo Ted. It was a familiar fat thing in a red suit on a sleigh, being pulled in the air by several Torpedo Teds.

"Oh, there he is" Mario acknowledged as King Dedede appeared in a Santa Suit.

Unfortunately, King Dedede was a tad early as he crashed into Luigi, causing the Torpedo Ted's to become confused, and eventually crashed into the background. This caused a chain reaction as shelves, poles, support beams, and things starting to collapse. The poor shy guy, boo, goomba, and koopa got crushed under the support beams, as more stuff started to collide.

"Well, that was awkward" Peach replied, watching the stage crash and somehow blow up.

Everyone shrugged this off and left.

(III) Part 3
Rapunzel

Peach walked out of the dressing room in a pretty shoulderless gown and more hair clipped on hers, most likely the hair Mario is going to forcibly to climb up on. Can't be harder than a vine, right?

"Where's Mario?" She asked a passing Kirby clone.

"Puyo puyo" The clone answered.

"What?"

"Puyo puyo"

"He's escaping?"

"Puyo"

"We must stop him!" Peach shouted taking off, dragging the Kirby clone; much to his dismay. She ran at a high speed, passing by a running Sonic, causing him to fall and crash into a trash can. How she can run without harm of air friction, or in high heels for that matter remains a mystery. It wasn't long until she reach the dressing room which is halfways across the mansion for escaping purposes...which leads even the author thinking why he put it there.

Peach kept running, dragging the clone in the air, when she spotted the door. Not bothering to knock or slow down, she only lifted the clone in front of her to act as a shield. The clone only wide-eyed, "Puy-" the clone replied, in which could roughly translate as, "Oh shi-"

This was cut off as the clone met the door in a sickening crunch along with the door breaking down. Inside Mario was trying to climb out the window, but being startled, he leaped up and banged his head on top frame of the window and fell on the floor.

"Mario!" Peach yelled as she dropped the clone on the floor. "What do you think your doing?" She continued yelling, stomping along the way. If one had a wild imagination, they would be able to see her hair flaring up, eyes blazing, and hands engulfed in fire.

Mario, who was rubbing his head, groaned and looked up at the scary image in front of him. Shivering in fear, he tried thinking of an excuse, "Uh...I think-a Kirby's dead" He pointed out.

Peach looked at the clone, "Oh, it's just a clone" She replied. "Now hurry up and get dressed. We're on in ten minutes" She added, looking back at the plumber, except he wasn't there. "Where did you go?" She wondered to herself.

Zelda, who was walking by, noticed this. "Oh, Mario asked Link if he could try teleporting him a while ago. Practicing his Farore's Wind, he succeeded in teleporting Mario" She explained, disappearing down the hall.

Peach's eyes bursted into fire...metaphorically, and bursted out, "I'll get you Hero of Twilight and make you pay severly!" She shouted, bursting the ears within range.

Sonic who was listening in behind a wall, fled the scene. Arriving to where he knew where Link took Mario. Inside a restroom.

As Sonic went inside, he was immediately greeted by a burst of green wind and Link holding onto Mario appeared. "Link, Link. Okay, I have some good news and I got some bad news. What's first?" He replied, breathing heavily.

Link who took notice of the blue blur, let go of Mario. "What's the bad news?" He asked, hoping to get the worse before the good.

Sonic, immediately recovering from his running, stood up. "The bad news is, Peach found out who saved Mario. Zelda told her and she's going to make you pay severly" He explained.

"Traitor" Link muttered, "What's the good news?" He added.

"Your not dead yet!" He shouted, like it's happy news.

Link only wide eyed.

This is only...half, quarter, fraction maybe of a whole series that I planned to put everything in. Well, I cut off part of it so all those wonderful readers *cough cough* could rest their eyes.

Other part will be up soon.

PS: Bleh, need to upload my year event stories RIGHT ON the scheduled date. Not only am I two weeks late; as opposed to my last Christmas fic, I'm three months late! Also, feel free to give short suggestions.

PSS: Some of these stories are based on Hatena on your DSi's. That's why some are familiar, such as Luigi's Short Concert. Special thanks goes to those Creators.