CWF Classics Episode 1
Peter Gabriels Big Time Plays as the Theme for CWF Classics. Then John Santoni is seen sitting in a Black Desk.
John Santoni: Welcome CWF Classics, I'm your Host John Santoni. Now in this Series (Which will be 13 so far), We will talk about some of the Greatest Moments in CWF, Some of the CWF Legends, and the History of CWF itself. First off, We will talk about the History of CWF. Common Questions have come from many Fans about the Origins of this great Wrestling Companny, and we are going to deliever.
Origins of Cartoon Wrestling Federation
John Santoni's Voice: Cartoon Wrestling Federation was founded in 1968 by it's Founder & Owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns: Actually, I thought I was founding some sort of New Oil Company, but I was wrong, and nobody told me all about this until 1990.
Mr. Smithers: I actually tried to tell him in 1986 when I first found out about it, but he was fast asleep, and I forgot about it.
John Santoni's Voice: In 1968 there was only two Major Championships in CWF: The Cartoon Wrestling Federation Championship & the Tag Team Championships. The first CWF Champion was Fred Flintstone when he won a 8 man Tournament for the Title. The Tag Team Champsionships were won by both Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble. This started one of the most interesting Rivalries in CWF History.
Fred: Me & Barn were & are still Best Friends, but when you are the Champion of the World, Everybody is gunning at ya, and they want that Title.
John Santoni's Voice: In 1976 to commerate America's Bicentenial, The United States Championship was created. The first winner was Popeye The Sailor who won a match against three other Superstars. In 1979, Thw CWF Women's Championship was created due to the added number of Female Superstars in CWF. The Champion was decided in a Gauntlet Match featuring 8 Girls, and the winner? None other than Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: Of course I was the First to win the Women's Championship. Moi was & is abit still a dangerous Female Wrestler.
CWF Reporter: But you're not really a Cartoon you know.
Miss Piggy: What?! Hiiiiii...YAH!!!!!
Miss Piggy then Punches The Reporter thru the wall.
John Santoni's Voice: Later on in 1985, CWF had it's first major PPV: King of Kings where the Champion Mickey Mouse successfully defended his CWF Championship over Fat Albert. 1987 Brought the First Appearence of the Steel Cage when it was used to end the feud between Popeye The Sailor, and Mickey Mouse. In 1993, CWF Rumble was created with it's first winner being The number 3 Entrant Sonic the Hedgehog. In 1997 To recognize the growing fad in Extreme No Holds Barred Wrestling. CWF Created the Hardcore Championship. The first Champion was decided in a Ladder Match, and the winner was none other than Donald Duck.
Donald Duck (Translated): Being not only the Superstar that ended Mickey's 10 year reign as CWF Champion, but being also the first Hardcore Champion, I'm pretty well rounded in the Ring.
John Santoni's Voice: In 2004, CWF introduced The Cell at the Event: War of the Ring where Homer Simpson defeated Peter Griffin to retain his CWF Championship. 2005 Brought a major change in CWF when CWF Management announced that a General Manager would watchover CWF, and that man was JC. CWF Wrestling is still going strong after the past few decades, and shows no sign in slowing up in the future.
John Santoni: Well that is the Origins and Basic History of CWF, Next Show we'll talk about the CWF Championship, but up next is our First Installment of the CWF Hall of Fame. Now the CWF Hall of Fame represents the some of the Greatest Wrestlers & Superstars that appeared in Cartoon Wrestling Federation. Now for the First Inductee, He wasn't a Champion here in CWF, but for many decades he was one of CWF's Household names.
CWF HALL OF FAME: Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny: Ladies & Gentlemen Welcome to CWF Wrestling I am your announcer for the evening Bugs Bunny.
John Santoni's Voice: Bugs Bunny was one of the first actual characters in Cartoon Wrestling Federation. Bugs was the first CWF Announcer often calling most of the matches alone. In 1973, Bugs teamed up with friend & foe Elmer Fudd, The Announce Team though would only last for Four Months before Bugs would be running the Mic by himself again.
Elmer Fudd: It wasn't that I didn't want to Announce with Bug anymore, but Hunting Season was back up again, and I didn't want to miss it due to Announcing with that screwy Wrabbit.
John Santoni's Voice: Throughout the next few years, Bugs teamed with afew more different Announcers including some of the CWF Wrestlers who were either injured, or not wrestling that night. Eventually in 1986, Bugs gained a full-time Announce Partner in Goofy Goof. Goofy & Bugs teamed together to Announce CWF's biggest Matches, and PPVs.
Eventually in 1999, Goofy retired, and in 2002, Bugs decided to retire from Announcing leaving a great Legacy behind him.
Meowth: I've been an Announcer & a CWF Superstar, but I could never replicate the Characteristics that Bugs Bunny has done.
John Santoni's Voice: Even though Bugs was mainly an Announcer, He also took part in afew wrestling matches. Bugs battled only three times in CWF, but he won all three of them, Including a Victory over Mickey Mouse in 1984 which was dubbed "Icon vs. Icon". Bugs also defeated Fred Flintstone in a Strongman Challenge in 1971, and defeated Homer Simpson in 2000.
Mickey Mouse: Oh yeah, I remember fighting Bugs back in 84. Bugs was tricky to fight in that match. I almost had him a couple of times, but I never thought he would connect with a Boxer Jab, and then a Karate Kick that fast.
John Santoni's Voice: Bugs Bunny still prowls around CWF once in awhile, either Announcing occasional Matches, or getting into a fist fight with some Superstars. Even though Bugs was never a Pro Wrestler, or a Champion in CWF, He is still considered a Hall of Famer in CWF's Book.
John Santoni: Well there you have it Folks, Our first show is finished. Next Episode will feature the CWF Championship, and another CWF Hall of Famer. Thank You for watching, and see you soon.
Well I hope you all liked the First Episode. I kinda based this story on WWE 24/7 (Wish I had that Channel). Anyway, CWF Should be up very soon. Reviews are open.