subject: PH-6
Hey Boss,
We've got one of those guys again, and the Players are wising up more than usual.
I think it's PH-6, how are we going to get him?
- Jake
re: PH-6
I'm coming this time. Get Maggie.
What was this one's ability, transmutation? Dress in non-game armor so he can't bug it out.
Make sure no Virii are in the area, his glitchform might be bad news.
- GK
fwd: PH-6
[currently hiding forwarded message]
Maggie, we're back up off the ground again. This guy's in the Nether, plenty of lava for you?
- Jake
re: PH-6
HELL YES. I'll be right there.
- Maggie
re: PH-6
We'll be splitting up, so pay attention.
Maggie, take your best route. Gather anything you need along the way.
Jake, head for the redstone fuses. I've done some scouting - snap the third circuit on the right and it'll take a good five minutes for the backup to kick in.
- GK
re: PH-6
So where do you come in?
- Maggie
re: PH-6
Once Jake gets the lights I'll head in for the front.
Has the guy been sent his warning?
- GK
re: PH-6
I sent him the official notice, got this back:
"Not unless you think you can stop me. Just try it."
Little ominous, no?
- Jake
re: PH-6
It's bluster. Let's kick this guy's ass.
- GK
re: PH-6
Here now - underside barely protected at all. Clearly he wasn't expecting natural Fire Resistance.
There's a crapton of Wither Skeletons around.
Wish me luck?
- Maggie
re: PH-6
In as well. Not in the right place though, I'll fight my way down.
Luck wished, Mag.
- Jake
re: PH-6
They couldn't get me, down half a heart at most. But thanks.
There's a spawner here - it's kinda making me think he's using these mobs?
- Maggie
re: PH-6
What for?
- GK
re: PH-6
If he's crazy enough? Could be a Wither.
In the basement now.
- Jake
re: PH-6
Working my way to his 'throne room'. Let's look into that Wither thing, please?
- Maggie
re: PH-6
He'd be pretty insane to summon a Wither, it'd destroy his fort.
Still, look out.
- GK
re: PH-6
Okay. Pretty sure there's someone else down here...
- Jake
re: PH-6
Watch your back, then.
- GK
re: PH-6
IT'S A PLAYER. WORKING FOR THE GUY.
Things just got complex. What now?
- Jake
re: PH-6
Kill 'im.
- Maggie
re: PH-6
DO NOT kill him unless he attacks you.
We don't want him thinking anything other than what he believes now.
- GK
re: PH-6
He started yelling at me to "not defy his master", and then attacked.
He's fast, I think he has a Speed effect on him.
Shit, I'm not good at hand to hand and if I use my sword he'll get suspicious.
- Jake
re: PH-6
That better?
- Maggie
re: PH-6
DON'T DO THAT! You nearly caught me.
That aside, the lava was appreciated. Shouldn't you be by the throne room?
- Jake
re: PH-6
I am. You're below me.
- Maggie
re: PH-6
Cord ready to be cut. Boss?
- Jake
re: PH-6
On my way.
- GK
subject: Official Notice from the Griefer King
Hello PH-6,
This is your final warning.
As you may well know, there is one rule to the Continents: Do not, under any circumstances, allow Players to see you.
You are not only disobeying this rule, but have contracted a Player as a SERVANT.
The rule is there for a reason - it is what protects us from oblivion. You are teetering on the edge of this cliff.
One way or another, you WILL be put back in your place.
I do hope you plan to come quietly?
- GK
re: Official Notice from the Griefer King
Fuck off.
- Herobrine
re: PH-6
Jake. Cut the lights.
- GK
re: Official Notice from the Griefer King
Well then... Lights out.
- GK
re: PH-6
Maggie, Jake. Let's gather in the throne room.
- GK
re: PH-6
Here.
-Maggie
re: PH-6
Here as well.
- Jake
re: PH-6
He's charging at me from behind?
- GK
re: PH-6
Yeah. WAS.
That looked like it hurt. Maybe he should research your preferred weapons next time.
- Maggie
re: PH-6
Do you guys hear something?
- Jake
re: PH-6
It's a WITHER. You were right, Jake.
Shit.
- Maggie
re: PH-6
It's faster than normal. Jake, take PH-6 and get him out of the server. Drop him in a badseed.
Maggie? Let's move.
- GK
re: PH-6
Got it.
- Jake
re: PH-6
Maggie, the thing's got its shield up. I can't fight it anymore.
- GK
re: PH-6
Told you that you needed a secondary melee weapon.
I got this. Maybe.
- Maggie
subject: Notice to the general Continents
PH-6 has been banished to a badseed due to disobeying the prime rule of the Continents.
Remember not to follow his example.
- GK
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