Summary:

This story is very... ahem sexual. So, if you can't handle the heat, DON'T GET NEAR THE FIRE! Lol. It's a story about a girl, wanted by many men. But she has many secrets, such as her belonging to an infamous pirate bloodline. Jack.. well, he just couldn't resist mate. ;) It's more lusty than lovey-dovey… BUT THE LOVE WILL COME SOON!

Disclaimer:

I sadly don't own ANYTHING belonging to Disney. I don't own any of the songs in this story either, BUT, I do own the changed lyrics, muahaha. Lol, I also own Phoenix. :)

A/N: Please review:)

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CHAPTER 1: The Tiki Room

"Oi! Phoenix! Get on tha' bloody stage or it's yer arse!", she heard coming from the other side of the curtain as she was getting herself into her outfit.

'The Tiki Room', an earlier version of 'Moulin Rouge', if you will. Phoenix was the most beautiful woman there, the star of the show, and surprisingly, a virgin too. She loathed working there, but she did like the money. Oddly, her employer had allowed her to continue working there for nearly 3 years without having to give herself to a rightful buyer. He had said that her being the most beautiful and sought after, he'd wait a while, let people talk about her, let rumors spread, and eventually sell her for an amount her could retire on. Phoenix was planning to leave long before then though.

The 'Tiki Room's' visitors were mainly pirates, but never the type not willing to pay top dollar, a fair 6 times more expensive than the average whore.

"Here we go again…", Phoenix sighed to herself as she positioned herself center-stage, lined up with the other women behind the lifting curtain.

To the side of the stage, was a small gathering of men at the largest table in the building. At the head, sat a man with dark eyes, a dark mane filled with dreadlocks and braids, adorned with trinkets of all sorts, drinking rum watching the stage in front of him.

"Here's to an 'appy 40th birthday cap'n!", shouted a man to his left as they began to drink heavily.

"Indeed, and I'll be sure to make it one to remember… savvy?", he responded, before being side-tracked by the rising curtain. This Captain hadn't been to the 'Tiki Room' in almost 10 years, and was very impressed with it's improvements.

As the curtain lifted to the top and the music began, the Captain at the large table almost chocked on his rum at the sight before him. "She's a bloody goddess…", he said, dumbstruck.

"Ain't she cap'n? I told ya she would be, didn' I? Didn' I!", the older man shouted at his cap'n smiling and laughing at the excitement before him.

("Tiki Room" – Hilary Duff version – NEW LYRICS! Lol)

"All the girls sing words

And the pirates swoon,

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki, tiki room."

Began the women on stage.

Phoenix merely stood in the center of the stage as the other girls danced seductively around her singing to the drums of their signature song.

Phoenix was dressed in a very tight and snug pair of shorts unthinkable, and blasphemous to any respected lady of society, her top, was a bustier of light brown pushing up her already large bosoms, matching her striking eyes. Her hair was strawberry blonde, dreadlocks, reaching her mid-back, and her skin the color of caramel. In the captain's mind, she was perfect.

The other girls had continued to dance, as Phoenix stood in the center, with a grin on her face, slowly raising her arms above her head. The other women stopped what they were doing and crouched down around her as the beautiful woman began to belly dance looking seductively into the eyes of her on-lookers.

To her, this kind of was an awesome job, I mean, the attention, not whoring (…yet), and getting paid for dancing around on stage? Who wouldn't love that… but that didn't mean she was free to do what she wanted.

As she began to belly dance, the captain could feel his breeches getting tighter by the second, he wanted her. Just when he thought she could be no more beautiful, she began to sing, which made Jack feel light-headed.

"Welcome to our tropical hideaway,

you lucky pirates you.

If we weren't in the show starting right away,

We'd be naked in bed with you"

Phoenix sang as a certain person caught her eyes, a man with a tri-cornered hat, and beard-braids, walking to the front of the stage, taking a seat, directly in-front of her.

"Ahh, centre-stage… best seat in the house…", Jack thought naughtily to himself.

Phoenix ignored him, and positioned her self on her hands on knees, crawling to the edge of the stage whilst the others sang.

"In the tiki tiki tiki tiki, tiki room,

in the tiki tiki tiki tiki, tiki room,

All the girls sing words, and the pirates swoon,

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki, tiki room."

They then began to sing about her as she laid on her back, her head off the stage, dangerously close to the unknown captain. She merely smiled and began to moan, imitating an orgasm just because she was a virgin didn't mean she didn't pick up things from her close friends. wink.

"Phoenix over there is an elegant bird,

She likes to be seen, and she likes to be heard,

Most of the girls here would shag all day,

But Phoenix's price is too high to pay."

The other girls sang as Phoenix got up again, now getting off the stage with the others, walking through the crowd. The captain saw this as an opportune moment, and as Phoenix walked towards him, he grabbed her by the wrist, and she simply smiled smacking him hard across the head, freeing her wrist and walking to a pirate sitting near the captain, dancing on his lap.

The captain smiled a gold-toothed grin, and re-positioned his hat, amused by her greatly. The captain continues to stare at Phoenix on the other man's lap, feeling immensely jealous, though not letting his grin diminish from his face.

Phoenix felt sorry for hitting the man, but amused as she could see the grin of the handsome pirate from the corner of her eye. She left the man she was with, continuing to grin as she walked seductively over to the handsome pirate captain. She sat on his lap, making her hips grind with his, feeling his large bulge beneath her; she would never usually do this to men, let alone one she didn't know.

The captain grinned looking at her ample cleavage, licking his lips. He looked back up to her eyes as she lowered her lips only centimeters away from his. The captain was expecting to be kissed but was highly mistaken.

"Holy mother of the lord he's gorgeous, no no, Phoenix, he's hairy! Just sing, get paid and let that be that. But that's just trifles, he's still handsome like a fox!", Phoenix battled with herself in her head.

"If this sexy nymph doesn't get off me soon, I cannot be held responsible fer me naughty actions…", the captain thought as he grinned to himself. "Mmm, she smells so good. Mmmmmm, like coconuts and pineapples!", he thought, taking in her scent.

Just as he decided he would kiss her, she began to sing again, pulling away from his lips…

"The show was delightful, we hope you agree

My friends over there, will sleep with you for a fee

But if you think we're gunna let you treat us bad,

Our boss over there will be very mad"

She finished as she stood up on stage pointed to their large and strong looking boss. The boos merely grinned at Phoenix and nodded, as she stood on stage belly dancing once more, letting the other girls dance around her. The curtains slowly descended over them all, hiding them from their audience once more and the music came to a sudden halt.

Jack smiled to himself, and got up and walked over to his crew, who were too busy yelling and shouting cat calls towards the stage to notice their captain.