Hey there! Welcome to the first fic I ever got the guts to post! I wrote this chapter back in 2011, and looking back, I realize...a couple of things I won't bore you to death with XD

Anyway, so, I changed a few things in this chapter (mainly grammar errors) and I am finally going to go on with it! I still have my outline and am going to write it!

Also: This story really isn't meant for it's writing - truth be told it's crap - but merely my failed attempts at humor XD

Please enjoy~

Chapter 1

~Plotting~

(bwahahahahahahahah)

Is this really worth it? Red asked, nervously.

Yes you big oaf! Green answered. Since Blue's gone, we're the ones that are going to have to give the people a show.

Red shifted slightly in his egg. If they did what Green was proposing, the two-legs could take it the wrong way and actually think that someone had caused them to stir. Then there would be a whole heap of trouble with processions, meetings, and all the other little things that the two-legs round-ears did whenever they played a trick.

Come on, Red! You know that I can't just do this without you. Green continued.

Uh… Red stuttered.

Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Green begged.

Red sighed, shifting upright in his egg. Alright! Fine. You win.

Green's joy was unmistakable. Yes! This is going to be AWESOME!

Sighing again, Red withdrew from their mental contact. Green was so excited about the plan he didn't even notice… But Red didn't care, he was to nervous about going through this without Blue… For countless years, she was always the one that conducted the plans. Green was more the second hand, and Red…well, he just followed with her idea's. If Blue didn't think is was a good idea to mess the two-legs round-ear's heads that day, than he would always agree with her. Despite Green's ranting.

Red shut his eyes, surrounding himself in total blackness.

It had been 5 years since Blue's disappearance. It had happened so fast. One cold night, they all said goodnight to each other and fell asleep. But when Red and Green awoke the next morning, Blue had vanished without a trace.

After a bit of panicking, Red and Green concluded that perhaps Blue had hatched unexpectedly, and everything was going to be fine. But they soon found out that this was not the case. For they came to learn of the panic throughout the palace...

Blue had been stolen by the rebels.

Galbatorix was so angry with this, that Red and Green were taken away to a secret location. Where nobody could find them. They knew this because they listened in to the soldiers guarding them.

They were left there, in the dark, for over 3 years. It was the scariest thing for Red up until that point. Green was soon placed too far away for Red to speak to him, and anytime Red would reach out with his conscious, all he felt was fear, hate, and pain.

Red shuddered at the thought. Blue's disappearance left him and Green trembling to the core. They missed Blue so much, that for the next 2 years - when they returned to the palace - they spoke little to each other, and refused to budge when Galbatorix would talk to them.

But all that was going to change…

Green had finally got Red to talk, and with just that, he gloated about his new plan to get the two-legs on edge. Red had to admit it was as genius as if Blue had conduced it herself, and wanted to go along with it, but it was going to be risky. Especially since Blue wasn't hear to direct them on what and how to do things at the moment of truth.

Oh well… Perhaps she would be proud of us! Red thought, his mind starting to return to peace. Yeah, maybe she would…

Ok so this one ain't so great, but it gets better! Please, do give it a chance! Reviews are really appreciated by the way!

I will update soon!

~Scarlet