Quick little one shot during sixth year about how Draco views Hermione and Ron's growing relationship. Enjoy!
Mudblood and Weasel
The two of them sicken me; barely able to keep their hands off one another and yet saying they're "just friends". I wonder if Potter gets in that equation. Okay, gross, now I'll be thinking about the three of them in bed together for the rest of the day.
Does he really need to play with her hair like that? As if I'm not close enough to losing my lunch. Now Potter's playing with her hand, okay he's definitely part of that deal. Pretty soon the "famous trio" is going to be famous for somethign quite different. Muggles do love their porn.
"Dracie, would you like a spot of pumpkin juice?" God I can't stand Pansy, if she calls me Dracie one more time I'm going to hex her into oblivion.
"No I would not Pansy and my name is D-r-a-co, understand?" Stupid girl, she looks as if she's about to cry. Maybe that'll get her to sod off.
"Ronald Weasley, you are the most insolent prick, I never!" Great Granger and Weasel have had another row.
Does she always look so fetching when she's angry. No Draco, bad Draco. Wait, what's this, Weasel apologizing to the Mudblood? Now that's new.
Oh and they're hugging, can it be anymore sickening.
"Nasty blood traitors." Yeah Pansy, as if that's going to get me on your side.
"Sod off Parkinson."
Oh lord she's turning on the water works, she better not expect me to apologize like Weasel, I'm a Malfoy after all.
"Dracie, please - "
I thought I warned her about that, "You're such a slag, now sod off; you're wasting my time."
Crabbe and Goyle are sniggering, they think everything I do is genius. Granger has more brains then they have between the two of them.
I need to get out of here before I'm violently ill.
There's far too many people in the common room for my liking, first years should be banned.
"Oi Malfoy, did ya' 'ear?" Good old Blaise, now there's someone I can always count on.
"What?"
"Granger and Weasley just got caught snogging in one of the empty dungeons, Snape's having a fit as we speak." Now that is something I could stand to see.
"Well let's go then, this isn't something I want to miss." Granger is quite sexy when she's upset. Bad, bad Malfoy; I've got to stop doing that.
Potter and that other Weasley are already here, figures they would be. Do this three do anything alone?
"Both of you have detention for the rest of the week and the next. This despicable behavior is not condoned here. The headmaster and your head of house will be informed immediately." Snape isn't very good at being terrifying. If my eyes are decieving me it looks as if Weasel is on the verge of laughter.
Why do girls always have to cry? "Pro-pro-fesser, I'm s-s-so so-so-sorry." Come on Weasel you moron, comfort her, she's your girl and now she looks like a slag infront of everyone.
"Shh 'Mione, it's okay." Figures Potter would be the one to step up, Weasel hasn't a clue.
"Clear the halls."
Probably for the best, those two make me sick. Well kind of.