A/N: So...I really wanted to write another AI fic but I also wanted to publish one of my Kuro Krack fics :P So...naturally, I made a crossover! You don't need to know much about either AI or Kuro :P Just enjoy the randomness! :D
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Disclaimer:I am nor Billie Joe Armstrong nor am I Yana Toboso
Whatsername: *sitting on the couch*
Johnny: *enters, completely wasted* HAHHAHAHA I RAN INTO THE DOOR.
Whatsername:…
Johnny: Oh heeeeeeeeey babyyyyyyyyyyy…..wassup? Why do you look so angry?
Whatsername: This is the third time this week you've come home past 2 in the morning. What the hell were you doing?
Johnny: I was….erm…..fucking Jimmy…I MEAN….fucking…..Theo? I dunno…I fucked someone.
Whatsername: I am sick and tired of this! You have to stop hanging around those damn deadbeat junkies. They're bad influences.
Johnny: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
Whatsername: You don't even make sense…You're drunk…
Johnny: BITCH, I MIGHT BE. *passes out*
****The next day****
Johnny: *wandering around town* I can't believe I have to find new friends…this is going to be hard…
*sudden breaking of the space-time continuum*
Ronald: *climbing out of the vortex* And then he said 'Fuck you, bitch. That's what overtime is for.'
Eric: You honestly expect me to believe that Spears said that to you?
Ronald: Well….yeah.
Eric:…
Ronald: Screw you. I'm getting drunk.
Johnny: *staring in awe*
Eric: Oh shit, dude. Look. *points at Johnny*
Ronald: OH GOD. WE'VE BEEN SEEN. QUICK. ESCAPE MANEUVER NUMBER 564, GO! *hides behind Eric*
Johnny: Did….the sky just shit you guys out?
Eric:…oh god.
Ronald: Yeah. We're sky shit.
Eric: Grow up.
Ronald: Make me.
Johnny: Do you….wanna be my friends? I don't think I'm friends with any sky shit…
Ronald: Can you take us to a pub?
Johnny: Yeah.
Ronald: THEN WE'RE FRIENDS.
Johnny: SWEET!
****later****
Gerard: And then….the bitch just died.
Ben: Just like that?
Gerard: Just like that.
Chase: Gross.
Jimmy: *pouting in a corner*
Theo: *noticing him* Saint? Saint are you ok?
Jimmy: *angry grumbles*
Theo: Do you want a hug or a massage or my penis or something?
Jimmy: I DON'T WANT YOUR PENIS, THEO. I ALREADY HAVE 146 XEROX PHOTOCOPIES OF IT.
Theo: What's bothering you?
Jimmy: I don't know where Johnny is…
Theo: Aww…who needs that loser anyway? He talks to his dick.
Jimmy: I NEED HIM.
Theo: But you have me!
Jimmy: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
Theo:….um yeah.
Jimmy:….I'm gonna go chug a gallon of bleach. *walks out*
Theo: *big sigh*
Andrew: *sitting next to Theo* Hey buddy…why the long face?
Theo: Jimmy doesn't like me…
Andrew: Aww, cheer up. I'm sure he'll come around eventually.
Theo: Nothing in the world will make him notice me…*big sigh*
Andrew:…..you know, the least you can do is pretend like you're listening.
Theo: Wh-What?
Andrew: GOD, THEO. YOU'RE SO INCONSIDERATE.
Theo: *sobbing* NOW TWO PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME! I JUST WISH JIMMY WOULD NOTICE ME! I'D DO ANYTHING!
*sudden DARKNESS*
Creepy Voice: Anything?
Theo:….um….hi?
Creepy Voice: You didn't answer my question.
Theo: Um…yeah. Anything.
Creepy Voice: Sweet.
**sky explosion**
Miguel: WHOA LOOK! THE SKY JUST SHIT THAT GUY OUT!
Sebastian: *brushing himself off* Ok, now who's the asshole who summoned me? I was in the middle of a freaking shower.
All:….
Sebastian: What?
All:….
Sebastian: WHAT? YOU NEVER SEEN SKY SHIT BEFORE?
Theo: Hey, you're that creepy voice!
Sebastian: Indeed I am. You're the one who summoned me then?
Theo: *nods furiously*
Sebastian: So….what do you want? And make it quick. I have to make a Jell-O pool for that little shit.
***meanwhile in England***
Ciel:…Sebastian?
Claude: *creeping* So I heard you can't find Sebastian.
Ciel: GET OUT, YOU PERV.*smacks him*
***Back in the city***
Theo: I can ask you for anything in the world? Well…I want Jimmy…can you make him jealous?
Sebastian: Ew, does that mean…..? *sighs* Just remember, Sebby, you get free food….Fine. Let's do it.
Theo: YES! *hugs him*
Sebastian: Don't….do that…
Theo: Sorry….
****meanwhile****
Ronald: *drunk off his ass* Y'know…Eric….I….I like this guy.
Johnny: *also drunk* I LOVE YOU, MAN…YOU COMPLETE ME.
Ronald: I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO.
Eric: *also very drunk* 'ey…..'ey….did ya ever notice…Alan's ass?
Ronald: It's like a girl's….
Eric: I wanna tell 'im…but I'm too scared….
Johnny: Do it, man….let your feelings out…
Eric: Naw, dude…I can' do tha'…
Johnny: You can't hide what's inside…
Eric: *in tears* Thanks, man….ya always know wha' to say….
****SUDDEN SKY SHIT****
Grell: *on the phone* And then William told him 'fuck you, bitch. Tha…' *gets disconnected* Hello? Dammit…
Ronald: HEY. HEY ERIC. HEY ERIC LOOK.
Eric: OH FUCK!*ducks down under the bar*
Johnny: Huh?
Grell: *looking around* RONNIE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Ronald: SUTCLIFF! HEY! GUESS WHAT? I'M DRUNK!
Grell: Yes, I can see that, darling. And who's your friend?
Johnny: MY NAME IS JOHNNY AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT.
Grell:…..charmed. Anyway, Will sent me here to come and collect you and Slingby…where is he?
Eric: SHHH. DON' TELL 'IM I'M DOWN 'ERE!
Grell: HEY, I AM A WOMAN, DAMMIT!
Johnny: You're pretty…
Grell: Thank you! You're not too awful looking yourself.
Ronald: Gross….
Eric: 'ey wait….do you guys smell that? It smells like a filthy demon….
Johnny: A…what?
Grell: WHAT?! MY BASSY SENSES ARE TINGLING. LET'S GO. *grabs onto Ronald and Johnny*
Eric: Wha' about me?!
Grell: Stay. *runs out*
****in the alley****
Theo: *walking out with sex hair* Wow….I didn't think you'd actually do that…
Seastian: *buttoning his tailcoat*Yeah, well….I can't disobey orders.
Theo: Awesome.
Sebastian: Now for making your…Saint jealous.
Theo: Ok! *grabs onto his hand* HEY EVERYONE. LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE'S COOL.
Sebastian:…
Gerard: WHOA. He wears all black and has oddly coiffed hair! He must be someone of power!
Sebastian: I like this guy.
Miguel: He's almost as cool as the Saint!
Jimmy: WHO SAID SAINT?!
Ben: *pointing at Miguel* PLEASE DON'T KILL US.
Jimmy: *looking at Sebastian* Who the hell is this guy?
Sebastian: I'm Seba-
Theo: HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.
Sebastian:…..
*suddenly, the reapers and Johnny enter!*
Grell: BOYFRIEND?!
Sebastian: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Johnny: JIMMY!
Jimmy: Johnny?!
Grell: BASSY!
Jimmy: Bassy?
Theo: Bassy?
Sebastian:…..Grell….
Theo: *snickers* Bassy…
Johnny: Theo?
Grell: Theo?
Theo: Jimmy!
Jimmy: THEO.
Sebastian: Jimmy?
Ronald: RONALD!
All:…
Ronald:…fuck this.
Sebastian: I knew I smelled some damn filthy reapers…
Ronald: HEY….FUCK YOU.
Grell: So…..who's this.
Sebastian: This is Theo. We have a contract.
Theo: Contract?
Sebastian: Yeah….you summoned me? I'm a demon? I fulfill your wish and then eat your soul?
Theo: HEY NOW. I NEVER SAID YOU COULD EAT MY SOUL. I'm saving my soul for Jimmy. He can eat my soul.
Jimmy:…..I'll pass.
Johnny: JIMMY! *huggles Jimmy*
Jimmy: JOHNNY! *huggles Johnny*
Theo:…
Grell: Hey, guess what? He doesn't have to eat your soul.
Theo: Really?
Grell: CUZ I'M GONNA REAP IT FIRST, YOU BASTARD! *gets out chainsaw*
Theo: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Grell: NO ON TOUCHES MY BASSY AND LIVES. HAVE FUN IN HELL, BEYOTCH! *aims for Theo*
Jimmy: THEO! *pushes Theo out of the way*
Grell: Wait….what the fuck did I hit?
Ronald: *looks at his now-impaled lawn mower* L-L-Lawny?
Theo: J-Jimmy….you….you saved me….I thought you hated me…
Jimmy: I don't hate you…you just…annoying the living shit out of me. And I couldn't just let you die.
Theo: You mean…you care about me?
Jimmy: I….er….sure. Sure I do.
Theo: You noticed me! JIMMY NOTICED ME!
Sebastian: OK, AM I GETTING DINNER OR WHAT?! YOUR CONTRACT IS FULFILLED. LET'S GO.
Theo: B-But…I don't want to die! There has to be another way!
Sebastian: *thinks* Well…..there is….one thing you can do for me…
****later that night in England****
Theo: *babysitting Ciel*
Lizzy: Who is that guy?
Ciel: I dunno….some idiot Sebastian hired…
Theo: HEY! HEY KID! OUT OF THE JELL-O POOL! I SPENT ALL NIGHT MAKING THAT!
Alois: *naked in the Jell-O pool* MAKE ME.
Theo:….he should've just ate my soul.
****the end****