Hey peeps I had the idea of writing this for quite some time but here it
is. You're probably like "Why is this chick starting all these fics?" Well
can I ask for a huge favor? Go and check out my Blue Shadow vs. Black
Shadow and tell me if I should continue that one, or should I leave that
one and do this one. Please? Thanx.
Ok Can you guess who the cops and robbers are?
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Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ
Mario: it's not like you own anything * snickers * J: * flicks him off *
Please ignore him he's still pissed cuz Veggie action figure is my replacement muse, and by the way he's in an anger management class at this moment so he's not available.
Cops And Robbers
"Everybody down on the ground NOW!" A woman's voice screeched through the normally silent bank, and a gun was fired making the people know this was real business. Startled men and woman screamed, falling to the ground instantly and trying to look at the attackers without moving much. Four shapely bodies decked out in all black from head to toe stood holding different types of guns and pointing them at people were making their ways into the bank and spreading out. "Now don't nobody make a single move or utter a sound or I'll blow your fuckin' heads off!" Another woman screamed making her way to the line were people go to deposit their money. "I think you guys know what we want." Another calm soothing voice said to one of the tellers pointing a shiny, black and gold outlined, automatic handgun towards his head. The man eeped and took the bags offered then walked slowly towards the large vault. While no one was watching a female teller walked to her desk and pressed a little red button under her desk. "Yeah girlie that's a smart move." One of the women laughed immorally and turned to one of her counter parts. "Sharp, you did do it didn't you?" "Yeah I did it didn't take much but the alarm is down and nobody will come to their mercy. What the hell are you doing Blitz?" She turned to her friend who at the moment was in the middle of kicking the living daylights out of two security guards. The woman was small and looked frail but her lithe body allowed her to execute martial arts moves, kicks and punches to the perfection. "I needed practice Sharp, now hurry up before we do get caught." She snapped back. "Hurry Up!" Sharp screamed. "Ok everything is here. Please don't hurt us." He sobbed. "Man, men are such wusses I can't believe it. Daze are you watchin' out for the coppers, if we get caught that's your ass right there." "Don't worry Sway, no cops are here." She said in a voice that sounded like a waaaayyy too young voice to be in a bank robbery. "All right let's get going!" Sharp said to her friends and as soon as they stepped out the teller called the police and they were there almost in seconds.
All four women ran together into the alley and started to strip their black apparel. "All right you all know what to do." Sway told her friends. "We meet up at the hide out ok?" "Yeah." They all said in unison. They ran separate ways all the while adjusting their new clothes and stuffing the black ones in bags. Sharp removed her black head mask and long lavender locks fell down her white tank top. Sway removed hers and shoulder length strait blond hair flared in the wind. Blitz took off hers and long jet-black strait hair fell down from a ponytail. And finally Daze removed hers letting short blue hair fall down to her shoulders.
Sharp jumped into her black convertible BMW and revved the engine taking to the streets and driving around the block so that she could go scope out things at the bank. The place was swarmed with cops and the street was closed. She smirked to herself. 'The job went clean, it pays to be a computer wiring and electricity genius.' She looked herself over fixing her top and smoothing out her pants and got out, she walked over to the bank where a huge crowd had formed.
"Excuse me sir, but can you tell me what happened?" She asked a cop sweetly. He looked at her and smiled. "Sure thing darling." The man with lavender hair and shaggy mustache told her. "There was a robbery here at the bank by what the witnesses say it's four women, and the second heist this month." He said taking a drink of his coffee. "The worst part was that they got away and no evidence was left. It was a clean job." His moustache twitched. "And how was that possible?" Sharp asked. "Well there must be a sort of computer genius or somewhat because the wiring of the security system was cleanly cut and disabled." He said shaking his head and looking far away deep in thought. "Well thank you sir, I hope you find the thieves." Bulma walked away quickly before she would start to burst into laughter in front of the cop. She jumped back into her car and rode off.
"All this was done by a bunch of wenches?" A cop asked his partner. "Yeah Vegeta, but it was done pretty good." His partner answered. "You know Kakarot usually I disagree with what you say but this WAS done good." Vegeta agreed.
"So let me get this strait, there were four woman one that you insist beat you and your partner?" The short bald guy interrogated one of the security guards. "Man you got whooped by a girl?" His partner laughed over his shoulder. "Please be quiet Yamcha I'm still writing and your not helping." Krillin said turning back to the guard. "Please continue." "Yeah she was about 5'6 and very nicely put together. She looked like she was well versed in Martial Arts." "And you say the women called each other by nicknames?" "Yeah those are all right." He pointed to the officers notebook. "Ok thank you sir and we expect to go down to the station and file your report on what you just told me." The guard nodded and the officer walked away.
"Hey Krill are we going for drinks after this?" Yamcha asked. "Yeah sure Yamcha, maybe Goku and Vegeta want to come?" "I have no problem with Goku but Vegeta?" Yamcha sneered his name. "Well one way or another he'll go with us, he always ends up inviting himself." Krillin and Yamcha laughed. "All right let's go tell them." Yamcha pouted. "Yeah we also have to tell Vegeta and Goku about the information we just gathered."
"So what do we have?" Goku asked Krillin as the small man walked over to him and Vegeta. "Ok first, that one of them took on those two large guards, apparently a petite woman versed in the Martial Arts." "Weaklings." Vegeta muttered. "Also we have four nicknames and possible duty in the group. First the names, they are Sharp, Sway, Daze, and Blitz, and the main ones seem to be Sway and Sharp. Sharp being the one responsible for the electric maneuver and Sway was the one leading them all." "What about the other two?" Vegeta snapped gruffly. "Well Blitz took care of kicking the crap out of the guards and Daze was the watcher." "And I also got from the other witnesses what types of guns they were handling." Yamcha said handing over a list with one gun specially detailed." "Let's wrap this up as soon as possible, I want to get a drink before heading home." Vegeta said tiredly.
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"Where the hell were you Bulma?" Chichi screamed as Bulma's BMW pulled into the driveway of the old abandoned cabin hidden in the woods near a large lake, where the women used as a hideout. "Relax Chi, I went to investigate how clean our job was and how clean we left our bank." Bulma said jogging up the creaky steps of the old cabin. "And was it?" Chichi demanded. "Yeah it was, now stop pestering me Chi, we need to get counting." Bulma said as they both walked to the basement that looked more like a war room. There was a middle table were blue prints were spread out. Two lab tops, at two corners there were different types and sizes of firearms and a couple of black bags were on the floor by the stairway. 18 was on a floor mat doing sit ups and she stopped and glared at Bulma. "It's about time you got here. We thought you probably got caught, you should have at least called and told us you were taking longer." She snapped. "Yes mother." Bulma teased. "Come on we have to get counting." She laughed.
"YEAH!!!" Chichi screamed as they finished counting all the money. The bills were spread out on the middle table ten, twenty's, fifty's, and hundreds. "There is a total of 2 million dollars together with our last heist." Bulma cheered. "How about we go out for drinks? On me?" 18 asked. "Sure thing." Bulma and Chichi laughed happily. "Daze is too young for drinks anyways so we don't need to ask her." Chichi said. "Yeah really young Chi, Marron is a year younger than you." Bulma and 18 laughed. "Hey I just turned twenty- one." Chichi protested. "Yeah and a couple of months ago you were as young as she was." 18 jumped in. "Hey you guys aren't that old either. Your twenty-two Sharp, and you 18 your twenty-tree." "But we ARE older than you, your still a baby." 18 teased as they walked up the stairs to their spare rooms. In case they ever needed it they had extra clothing and accessories there in the cabin.
Twenty minutes later and the three women were ready. Which was a world record for them. They all talked to Marron and they agreed to drop her off at her home on the way to a bar. So all four sped off in 18's Navigator and to have the best night of their lives.
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"Hell Vegeta you need to lay off the alcohol." Goku laughed, but stopped when Vegeta glared at him. "That is non of your business fool." Vegeta said taking the shot glass, and drowning it down quickly. "Com'n Vegeta, you've already been through three beers and now you're drinking shots? Something's' got you all riled up." Goku said drinking from his own beer. "I keep asking myself how a bunch of weak wenches have hit two banks in one month." Vegeta growled. "Well women may be weak but some have sharp and cunning minds." Goku piped in as he took a large swig of his beer.
Yamcha sat with Krillin at the counter looking at the crowd and at the people that were coming in. "Man Krill I wonder what it would be like to get one of those chicks into the sack." Yamcha half slurred the last word. "Man you're like the weirdest person I know." Krillin snickered drinking his screwdriver. He shook his head and both guys resumed checking out girls.
Vegeta was on his fourth beer when he looked to his left catching a streak of lavender. He looked over to see a beautiful young woman at the door with two others. 'Man I must be drunk if she's tttthhhhatttt pretttyyy.' He told himself, he looked down and then back to the door and she was gone. In her place stood a black haired girl that was walking to a table. Vegeta grumbled a choice of curses and turned back to his drink.
"Man Krill look at the dishes that just walked in." Yamcha's eyes trailed over all three ladies. Krillin's eyes fell on the blond woman and her low cut top. "Wow." Was all he could mutter. Goku turned to them and laughed. "What are you guys drooling after?" When they didn't answer he turned and looked, his eyes bugged out as he stared at the three girls at the table. "Man now that is what I call fine pieces of ass." Goku stated with a smirk.
Yamcha turned to the bartender and saw him preparing a Heineken, a wine Cooler, and a series of three bottles into one glass shot. "Hey who are those for?" He asked. "These are for my girls at that table." He said with a light smile. "Hey can you please tell them it's on me?" He asked and the bartender nodded.
Bulma slouched on her chair and sighed. "Man I'm tired, I just feel like getting drunk and getting laid." They all giggled. "Hey Mike! Thanks for the drinks." Chichi smiled at their mentor. "Sure thing my girls, ok you see that guy with the spikes at that table?" He pointed to Yamcha. The women nodded and looked at Mike expectantly. "Well he told me to tell you guys that drinks are on him." He chuckled as 18's eyes narrowed. "What a lame-o, no guy picks up a girl that way anymore." Sway laughed. "Mike tell that guy to get a life." Blitz laughed. "Sure thing sweetie." He laughed as he walked away.
"All right thanx Mike." Bulma jumped up and kissed him on the cheek, Mike nodded and his dark mustache twitched in amusement. 'What would I do without you? My little girls.' He sighed and headed back to the counter.
"Man there are so many fine guys here." Sharp said as she looked around and spotted a couple looking their way
Bulma drowned down her drink and groaned as it burned her throat. "Man I need another shot, we have to keep celebrating." She got up and headed for the counter, Mike looked kind of busy. "Hey get me another beer!" 18 called after her. "And get me a Twister!" Chichi said right after. Bulma nodded and gave them the peace sign, but as she neared the counter she stumbled and fell right onto someone.
Vegeta was about to sip some from his shot glass and suddenly someone fell over his back and made him spill his drink. He was about to whirl around and scream at whoever it was, when he noticed the long purple tresses falling over his shoulder. Besides she was still on him and her body racked with giggles. "Gosh sorry, I think my drink is getting to me." She moved to his left and told the bartender something.
Vegeta growled and looked at her, he openly gaped at the beautiful creature that stood before him. She was wearing a very tight outfit that outlined her body perfectly. He let his gaze go down her back and to her bottom. 'Very nice.' He complimented mentally then he looked at her long slim legs and smirked, imagining them wrapped tightly around him.
Then he decided to eavesdrop on her conversation with the bartender. "Sorry sweetheart but if you want your drinks you'll have to come back here and make them yourself, I'm extremely busy." He told her.
"Alright Mike I'll get my own drinks." She whined. Bulma walked around and behind the counter not really noticing she was being followed by black lustful eyes.
Vegeta noticed how the woman prepared the drinks with ease and decided that since he dropped the other, the wench night as well get him a new one. "Hey woman give me a shot." He ordered. Bulma stopped and glared at him.
"Sure give me a gun in I'll give you a shot." She snapped. Goku laughed but Vegeta shot him a glare, and he sobered up. Bulma sighed and put her hands on the counter. "What do you want?" She asked, after remembering he was the own she had fallen on. Might as well be nice. He liked his lips and looked down her top. Bulma gave a snort and threw a glass of water at him. He sputtered and growled again. "Cool off jack." She laughed and Goku along with her. "Stupid wench, give me a shot." He said. Bulma nodded and combined three bottles in one. Vegeta stared and took in every detail of her face and body, she truly was a beautiful sight. She slid the glass over to him and winked at him and smiled, walking off with her drinks before getting anymore requests.
Vegeta took one sip and nearly fell off his stool, the drink was hardcore strong, but tasted better than any he had ever gotten.
"You will not guess what I just gave this fine-ass guy." Bulma told her friends. "Does it involve you going down?" 18 gave a snort. "Because if it does I DON'T want to hear it." "What?" Chi asked ignoring her friend. "I gave him a twister." She giggled. 18 gaped and Chichi giggled. "Will he be able to handle it?" "Well, he does look like a pretty tough guy." Bulma said thoughtfully. She looked over to the counter and Vegeta was staring at her. She felt herself blush as he smirked and raised his glass. Chichi and 18 looked over when Bulma did and they laughed as their friend blushed. "If we can handle it I think he will be able to also." Chichi drank from hers and grimaced as it burned her throat. "You sure know how to make a mean-ass drink." "Thanx." Bulma smirked. They stayed there until it was nearly three in the morning and only two guys were left.
Vegeta looked up and saw the pretty girl walk up to him. "Hey woman can you give me a ride?" His drunken mind wasn't thinking about a ride in the car. "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm not your designated driver." She snapped. "All right then... if I get into an accident remind me to accuse you." He got up and stumbled over the bar stools nearly falling to the floor.
Bulma sighed and grabbed his arm. "We'll take my car, you can come pick yours up in the morning, ok sunshine?" He smiled and nodded dumbly. Bulma hauled his heavy frame into her BMW and got into her seat, thankfully the alcohol she had drank had worn off with two cups of black coffee. "Hey... GUY where do you live?"
He gave her his wallet and fell asleep. Bulma took out his license and sped off to his place. He woke up and Bulma had to help him up to his apartment. He made his way to his room with Bulma in tow and started to remove his clothes. Bulma stared at the fine shape of his body, and even in his drunken state Vegeta caught her gawking and smirked.
"Like what you see woman?" He inched his way to her. Bulma's eyes widened and she stepped back. "Please you're drunk..." She was shaking but not with fear. Earlier in the night she had caught him staring at her intensely before looking away and talking with his friends. She didn't even know the guy but the sexual tension was there. He was a magnificent man, perfect body, gorgeous features, and funny hair.
He swept her into his arms and began to kiss her passionately, his hands roaming everywhere at once. Bulma did her own inspection of the hard planes of his body. Her hands gliding over steel like muscles over smooth hairless skin Piece by piece he removed her clothes and she found herself pinned under him on the soft bed. He whispered sweet things into her and Bulma gasped as he invaded her senses. She was sure she would regret this when she recovered any coherent thought. Right now all that mattered was the pleasure of fulfillment that, that man was giving her.
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Bulma awoke with a siring pain in her head, and between her legs. She carefully removed the strong arms from around her and got dressed. She kissed the man on the bed and walked out of his room. She walked slowly around his living room and nearly had a heart attack when she looked at his desk. "Shit he's a cop......"
Did you guys like? Well remember to tell me if it sucks ok? Gotta go for now, but I'll be back soon to update the Bet and my other fics. Any questions or comments? E-mail me at Trunksgirl77@juno.com Laters my friends.
~Joey~
Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ
Mario: it's not like you own anything * snickers * J: * flicks him off *
Please ignore him he's still pissed cuz Veggie action figure is my replacement muse, and by the way he's in an anger management class at this moment so he's not available.
Cops And Robbers
"Everybody down on the ground NOW!" A woman's voice screeched through the normally silent bank, and a gun was fired making the people know this was real business. Startled men and woman screamed, falling to the ground instantly and trying to look at the attackers without moving much. Four shapely bodies decked out in all black from head to toe stood holding different types of guns and pointing them at people were making their ways into the bank and spreading out. "Now don't nobody make a single move or utter a sound or I'll blow your fuckin' heads off!" Another woman screamed making her way to the line were people go to deposit their money. "I think you guys know what we want." Another calm soothing voice said to one of the tellers pointing a shiny, black and gold outlined, automatic handgun towards his head. The man eeped and took the bags offered then walked slowly towards the large vault. While no one was watching a female teller walked to her desk and pressed a little red button under her desk. "Yeah girlie that's a smart move." One of the women laughed immorally and turned to one of her counter parts. "Sharp, you did do it didn't you?" "Yeah I did it didn't take much but the alarm is down and nobody will come to their mercy. What the hell are you doing Blitz?" She turned to her friend who at the moment was in the middle of kicking the living daylights out of two security guards. The woman was small and looked frail but her lithe body allowed her to execute martial arts moves, kicks and punches to the perfection. "I needed practice Sharp, now hurry up before we do get caught." She snapped back. "Hurry Up!" Sharp screamed. "Ok everything is here. Please don't hurt us." He sobbed. "Man, men are such wusses I can't believe it. Daze are you watchin' out for the coppers, if we get caught that's your ass right there." "Don't worry Sway, no cops are here." She said in a voice that sounded like a waaaayyy too young voice to be in a bank robbery. "All right let's get going!" Sharp said to her friends and as soon as they stepped out the teller called the police and they were there almost in seconds.
All four women ran together into the alley and started to strip their black apparel. "All right you all know what to do." Sway told her friends. "We meet up at the hide out ok?" "Yeah." They all said in unison. They ran separate ways all the while adjusting their new clothes and stuffing the black ones in bags. Sharp removed her black head mask and long lavender locks fell down her white tank top. Sway removed hers and shoulder length strait blond hair flared in the wind. Blitz took off hers and long jet-black strait hair fell down from a ponytail. And finally Daze removed hers letting short blue hair fall down to her shoulders.
Sharp jumped into her black convertible BMW and revved the engine taking to the streets and driving around the block so that she could go scope out things at the bank. The place was swarmed with cops and the street was closed. She smirked to herself. 'The job went clean, it pays to be a computer wiring and electricity genius.' She looked herself over fixing her top and smoothing out her pants and got out, she walked over to the bank where a huge crowd had formed.
"Excuse me sir, but can you tell me what happened?" She asked a cop sweetly. He looked at her and smiled. "Sure thing darling." The man with lavender hair and shaggy mustache told her. "There was a robbery here at the bank by what the witnesses say it's four women, and the second heist this month." He said taking a drink of his coffee. "The worst part was that they got away and no evidence was left. It was a clean job." His moustache twitched. "And how was that possible?" Sharp asked. "Well there must be a sort of computer genius or somewhat because the wiring of the security system was cleanly cut and disabled." He said shaking his head and looking far away deep in thought. "Well thank you sir, I hope you find the thieves." Bulma walked away quickly before she would start to burst into laughter in front of the cop. She jumped back into her car and rode off.
"All this was done by a bunch of wenches?" A cop asked his partner. "Yeah Vegeta, but it was done pretty good." His partner answered. "You know Kakarot usually I disagree with what you say but this WAS done good." Vegeta agreed.
"So let me get this strait, there were four woman one that you insist beat you and your partner?" The short bald guy interrogated one of the security guards. "Man you got whooped by a girl?" His partner laughed over his shoulder. "Please be quiet Yamcha I'm still writing and your not helping." Krillin said turning back to the guard. "Please continue." "Yeah she was about 5'6 and very nicely put together. She looked like she was well versed in Martial Arts." "And you say the women called each other by nicknames?" "Yeah those are all right." He pointed to the officers notebook. "Ok thank you sir and we expect to go down to the station and file your report on what you just told me." The guard nodded and the officer walked away.
"Hey Krill are we going for drinks after this?" Yamcha asked. "Yeah sure Yamcha, maybe Goku and Vegeta want to come?" "I have no problem with Goku but Vegeta?" Yamcha sneered his name. "Well one way or another he'll go with us, he always ends up inviting himself." Krillin and Yamcha laughed. "All right let's go tell them." Yamcha pouted. "Yeah we also have to tell Vegeta and Goku about the information we just gathered."
"So what do we have?" Goku asked Krillin as the small man walked over to him and Vegeta. "Ok first, that one of them took on those two large guards, apparently a petite woman versed in the Martial Arts." "Weaklings." Vegeta muttered. "Also we have four nicknames and possible duty in the group. First the names, they are Sharp, Sway, Daze, and Blitz, and the main ones seem to be Sway and Sharp. Sharp being the one responsible for the electric maneuver and Sway was the one leading them all." "What about the other two?" Vegeta snapped gruffly. "Well Blitz took care of kicking the crap out of the guards and Daze was the watcher." "And I also got from the other witnesses what types of guns they were handling." Yamcha said handing over a list with one gun specially detailed." "Let's wrap this up as soon as possible, I want to get a drink before heading home." Vegeta said tiredly.
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"Where the hell were you Bulma?" Chichi screamed as Bulma's BMW pulled into the driveway of the old abandoned cabin hidden in the woods near a large lake, where the women used as a hideout. "Relax Chi, I went to investigate how clean our job was and how clean we left our bank." Bulma said jogging up the creaky steps of the old cabin. "And was it?" Chichi demanded. "Yeah it was, now stop pestering me Chi, we need to get counting." Bulma said as they both walked to the basement that looked more like a war room. There was a middle table were blue prints were spread out. Two lab tops, at two corners there were different types and sizes of firearms and a couple of black bags were on the floor by the stairway. 18 was on a floor mat doing sit ups and she stopped and glared at Bulma. "It's about time you got here. We thought you probably got caught, you should have at least called and told us you were taking longer." She snapped. "Yes mother." Bulma teased. "Come on we have to get counting." She laughed.
"YEAH!!!" Chichi screamed as they finished counting all the money. The bills were spread out on the middle table ten, twenty's, fifty's, and hundreds. "There is a total of 2 million dollars together with our last heist." Bulma cheered. "How about we go out for drinks? On me?" 18 asked. "Sure thing." Bulma and Chichi laughed happily. "Daze is too young for drinks anyways so we don't need to ask her." Chichi said. "Yeah really young Chi, Marron is a year younger than you." Bulma and 18 laughed. "Hey I just turned twenty- one." Chichi protested. "Yeah and a couple of months ago you were as young as she was." 18 jumped in. "Hey you guys aren't that old either. Your twenty-two Sharp, and you 18 your twenty-tree." "But we ARE older than you, your still a baby." 18 teased as they walked up the stairs to their spare rooms. In case they ever needed it they had extra clothing and accessories there in the cabin.
Twenty minutes later and the three women were ready. Which was a world record for them. They all talked to Marron and they agreed to drop her off at her home on the way to a bar. So all four sped off in 18's Navigator and to have the best night of their lives.
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"Hell Vegeta you need to lay off the alcohol." Goku laughed, but stopped when Vegeta glared at him. "That is non of your business fool." Vegeta said taking the shot glass, and drowning it down quickly. "Com'n Vegeta, you've already been through three beers and now you're drinking shots? Something's' got you all riled up." Goku said drinking from his own beer. "I keep asking myself how a bunch of weak wenches have hit two banks in one month." Vegeta growled. "Well women may be weak but some have sharp and cunning minds." Goku piped in as he took a large swig of his beer.
Yamcha sat with Krillin at the counter looking at the crowd and at the people that were coming in. "Man Krill I wonder what it would be like to get one of those chicks into the sack." Yamcha half slurred the last word. "Man you're like the weirdest person I know." Krillin snickered drinking his screwdriver. He shook his head and both guys resumed checking out girls.
Vegeta was on his fourth beer when he looked to his left catching a streak of lavender. He looked over to see a beautiful young woman at the door with two others. 'Man I must be drunk if she's tttthhhhatttt pretttyyy.' He told himself, he looked down and then back to the door and she was gone. In her place stood a black haired girl that was walking to a table. Vegeta grumbled a choice of curses and turned back to his drink.
"Man Krill look at the dishes that just walked in." Yamcha's eyes trailed over all three ladies. Krillin's eyes fell on the blond woman and her low cut top. "Wow." Was all he could mutter. Goku turned to them and laughed. "What are you guys drooling after?" When they didn't answer he turned and looked, his eyes bugged out as he stared at the three girls at the table. "Man now that is what I call fine pieces of ass." Goku stated with a smirk.
Yamcha turned to the bartender and saw him preparing a Heineken, a wine Cooler, and a series of three bottles into one glass shot. "Hey who are those for?" He asked. "These are for my girls at that table." He said with a light smile. "Hey can you please tell them it's on me?" He asked and the bartender nodded.
Bulma slouched on her chair and sighed. "Man I'm tired, I just feel like getting drunk and getting laid." They all giggled. "Hey Mike! Thanks for the drinks." Chichi smiled at their mentor. "Sure thing my girls, ok you see that guy with the spikes at that table?" He pointed to Yamcha. The women nodded and looked at Mike expectantly. "Well he told me to tell you guys that drinks are on him." He chuckled as 18's eyes narrowed. "What a lame-o, no guy picks up a girl that way anymore." Sway laughed. "Mike tell that guy to get a life." Blitz laughed. "Sure thing sweetie." He laughed as he walked away.
"All right thanx Mike." Bulma jumped up and kissed him on the cheek, Mike nodded and his dark mustache twitched in amusement. 'What would I do without you? My little girls.' He sighed and headed back to the counter.
"Man there are so many fine guys here." Sharp said as she looked around and spotted a couple looking their way
Bulma drowned down her drink and groaned as it burned her throat. "Man I need another shot, we have to keep celebrating." She got up and headed for the counter, Mike looked kind of busy. "Hey get me another beer!" 18 called after her. "And get me a Twister!" Chichi said right after. Bulma nodded and gave them the peace sign, but as she neared the counter she stumbled and fell right onto someone.
Vegeta was about to sip some from his shot glass and suddenly someone fell over his back and made him spill his drink. He was about to whirl around and scream at whoever it was, when he noticed the long purple tresses falling over his shoulder. Besides she was still on him and her body racked with giggles. "Gosh sorry, I think my drink is getting to me." She moved to his left and told the bartender something.
Vegeta growled and looked at her, he openly gaped at the beautiful creature that stood before him. She was wearing a very tight outfit that outlined her body perfectly. He let his gaze go down her back and to her bottom. 'Very nice.' He complimented mentally then he looked at her long slim legs and smirked, imagining them wrapped tightly around him.
Then he decided to eavesdrop on her conversation with the bartender. "Sorry sweetheart but if you want your drinks you'll have to come back here and make them yourself, I'm extremely busy." He told her.
"Alright Mike I'll get my own drinks." She whined. Bulma walked around and behind the counter not really noticing she was being followed by black lustful eyes.
Vegeta noticed how the woman prepared the drinks with ease and decided that since he dropped the other, the wench night as well get him a new one. "Hey woman give me a shot." He ordered. Bulma stopped and glared at him.
"Sure give me a gun in I'll give you a shot." She snapped. Goku laughed but Vegeta shot him a glare, and he sobered up. Bulma sighed and put her hands on the counter. "What do you want?" She asked, after remembering he was the own she had fallen on. Might as well be nice. He liked his lips and looked down her top. Bulma gave a snort and threw a glass of water at him. He sputtered and growled again. "Cool off jack." She laughed and Goku along with her. "Stupid wench, give me a shot." He said. Bulma nodded and combined three bottles in one. Vegeta stared and took in every detail of her face and body, she truly was a beautiful sight. She slid the glass over to him and winked at him and smiled, walking off with her drinks before getting anymore requests.
Vegeta took one sip and nearly fell off his stool, the drink was hardcore strong, but tasted better than any he had ever gotten.
"You will not guess what I just gave this fine-ass guy." Bulma told her friends. "Does it involve you going down?" 18 gave a snort. "Because if it does I DON'T want to hear it." "What?" Chi asked ignoring her friend. "I gave him a twister." She giggled. 18 gaped and Chichi giggled. "Will he be able to handle it?" "Well, he does look like a pretty tough guy." Bulma said thoughtfully. She looked over to the counter and Vegeta was staring at her. She felt herself blush as he smirked and raised his glass. Chichi and 18 looked over when Bulma did and they laughed as their friend blushed. "If we can handle it I think he will be able to also." Chichi drank from hers and grimaced as it burned her throat. "You sure know how to make a mean-ass drink." "Thanx." Bulma smirked. They stayed there until it was nearly three in the morning and only two guys were left.
Vegeta looked up and saw the pretty girl walk up to him. "Hey woman can you give me a ride?" His drunken mind wasn't thinking about a ride in the car. "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm not your designated driver." She snapped. "All right then... if I get into an accident remind me to accuse you." He got up and stumbled over the bar stools nearly falling to the floor.
Bulma sighed and grabbed his arm. "We'll take my car, you can come pick yours up in the morning, ok sunshine?" He smiled and nodded dumbly. Bulma hauled his heavy frame into her BMW and got into her seat, thankfully the alcohol she had drank had worn off with two cups of black coffee. "Hey... GUY where do you live?"
He gave her his wallet and fell asleep. Bulma took out his license and sped off to his place. He woke up and Bulma had to help him up to his apartment. He made his way to his room with Bulma in tow and started to remove his clothes. Bulma stared at the fine shape of his body, and even in his drunken state Vegeta caught her gawking and smirked.
"Like what you see woman?" He inched his way to her. Bulma's eyes widened and she stepped back. "Please you're drunk..." She was shaking but not with fear. Earlier in the night she had caught him staring at her intensely before looking away and talking with his friends. She didn't even know the guy but the sexual tension was there. He was a magnificent man, perfect body, gorgeous features, and funny hair.
He swept her into his arms and began to kiss her passionately, his hands roaming everywhere at once. Bulma did her own inspection of the hard planes of his body. Her hands gliding over steel like muscles over smooth hairless skin Piece by piece he removed her clothes and she found herself pinned under him on the soft bed. He whispered sweet things into her and Bulma gasped as he invaded her senses. She was sure she would regret this when she recovered any coherent thought. Right now all that mattered was the pleasure of fulfillment that, that man was giving her.
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Bulma awoke with a siring pain in her head, and between her legs. She carefully removed the strong arms from around her and got dressed. She kissed the man on the bed and walked out of his room. She walked slowly around his living room and nearly had a heart attack when she looked at his desk. "Shit he's a cop......"
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~Joey~