DEATH WISH, Cartoon-Anime X-overs edition

All the characters are owned by their owners. I mean all of it, I don't benefit here, only make a remake of a movie into a fanfic. An Epic & must see action film.

Charles Bronson Kicks ass! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!

The story is based on Death Wish III which is owned by MGM & Brian Garfield (Because he's the one who started it). 5/5 stars for movie & soundtrack. Thanks for the Crew, they did a good movie.

Death Wish Series & its characters are ©s of Brian Garfield & MGM.

SP & all chars © Comedy Central/Matt & Trey

Naruto & chars. are © of Kishimoto Masashi.

Star Ocean © of Square Enix

All the other chars. are owned by the ones who made it.

Many are OOC mkay?

Partially based on Death wish III, others, made up by myself.

PLZ REVIEW. Better to have flames than none at all.

In the city of Konoha, Kyle Broflovski just took a bus ride from Sand nation to visit Tweek who lives in an apartment. As the bus rolls on to a terminal, Kyle gets his backpack, walk into a taxi & to ask the Driver go to Tweek's address. Just as the taxi driver gets blocked by a car accident. "I'll give you 20 if you make it fast & out of this mess." Kyle asks. The Driver is given +20 bucks & escapes the mess in the road.

Meanwhile Sasori & Gaara enter Tweek's room & the other 2 entering through a window that they destroyed w/ a rock. As they flunk him they destroy his room & beat him up because they weren't given protection money. Kyle still calls him with his cellphone but to no avail. As they left him to die, they leave & the taxi where Kyle finally stopped at the front of his friend/former classmate's apartment. As he enters 1E, Tweek's room w/ an open door, he draws his Browning HP from his black coat & calls his name to no avail, but he sees an almost dying Tweek as he asks what happened in this place his last words were,"Kyle, take care of my things, will you, before they get back?" but this time he didn't speak w/ his added twitching effect. & then, he passed away. The NYPD arrived, but it was too late & thinking it was Kyle, they cuffed him, sent to a police car & sent to a precinct where he was interrogated a bit cruelly but only until Ibiki Morino came & the other men left him. He was one of the 4 who arrested Kyle thinking he killed Tweek. As he interrogated him, he wanted a lawyer but Ibiki was going to kick him but Kyle missed & retaliated. He was sent to precinct jail & got a mugshot with his stuff confiscated. As he was now in a cell with 10 thugs, one of them tried kick his ass but he just kicked the thug & shoved his head between the metal bars that blocked them from doing anarchy all over the building. They laughed at the loser as Kyle was sitting on the floor of the cell. But Eric Cartman, one of the inmates, was staring at him, something with an Eternal grudge of his on Kyle. As the Morning came, he asked 3 thugs to try kick Kyle's ass off. But he missed one of them, but he gets ass kicked & Cartman kicks & punches him in the stomach as he gets beaten by other thugs & others cheering.

"Hey man, I always win!" Cartman spoke out to Kyle, whom rose up beats him up only to be stopped by other thugs & Cartman beating him up again. This time the cops nearby intervene as they restrain the fat thug & sent to another cell only to be released 5 minutes later with a lawyer helping him.

"If only they didn't stop it, I would've killed you sooner. We'll meet again. I'll kill someone & oh catch it on the 6'o clock news!" Hours after Cartman was released, he returned back to his gang as the leader

But after a few hours of interrogation, Kyle got released from jail due to another lawyer & he got his freedom back 30 minutes later.

As he walks out from precinct & nearing home, a thug nearby steals a woman's camera. But he was too fast for Kyle, he runs for an underground parking lot nearby. As the thug named the Giggler disappears, inside the parking lot, he picks up a crowbar.

Meanwhile:

As a few gangsters were smoking crack & another talking to a public phone, Hinata nearby was talking to a few people, when a thug tried assault her, but after a while, as her friends left, the thug jumped off to the front of her car & saying "come on bitch, stop the car!!", but as he was on the front of it, she went to the parking lot because the thug blocked her view & confused her, as he was blocking off the window, but at the same time, Kyle was also there as the car braked & it threw the thug a few meters off. He then ran to the left door of the car but just as he opens it, Kyle swung the crowbar very hard causing teeth to come out & the thug running for his life. Luckily, she reversed as far as she can. Kyle hides it in his coat & walks out of the parking lot slowly, as he goes out from the lot, Kenny calls him from the window,

"Hey, I'll be right down!" Kenny shouted from the porch.

Moments later, Kenny asks Kyle who he is & both answer to each other that they were both friends of Tweek.

"Hey Kyle, it's a long time that I've seen you."

"Hey Kenny, same feeling."

"Tweek always spoke about you everytime. And you missed the funeral, it was a good one" as they go into Kenny's apartment filled with books, games to play, pictures of he & Tweek as soldiers, WWII cartridges on a glass-covered box, submachine guns from WWII as his trophies, & with Kelly around playing GTA:SA on the PS2.

"He also said you were also in the Colorado National Guard along with him in his battalion."

"I was a conscientious objector but he didn't give a damn, and we were still good friends."

"Just before he got killed, he told me he was going to do something."

Kenny then told him, that Tweek was forced to give protection money or else, & giving information on who were the creeps/thugs, that included the giggler & Cartman.

On Kyle's room:

"Oh & by the way, I'll give you the keys, the rent's paid until the end of the month, Tweek already paid until the end of the month, goodnight." and Kenny leaves Kyle in his room alone.

The next day:

"Hinata & Sasuke I'll introduce you, Kyle Broflovski, my classmate & friend."

"Thanks Kyle, you saved her last night," Sasuke answered back;

"Is there anything that I can help you with in return?"

"What do the cops do here?"

"Just enforce the parking laws"

"Oh"

"See you later."

He also visited Stan Marsh & Wendy, who were now a married:
"Hey Dude, long time I didn't see you." S

"3 months, Or 4 months, Or longer?" K

"3 months, a long time I didn't see you" S

"Oh & we're married" S

"Good for the 3 of us!" K

"See you later, bye!" K