A/N: I am not a pot-smoking, blonde-haired 50-something hippie living in California, therefore I do not own Insider.

You've got a dangerous gum disease
From everything you've chewed up
Yeah you've got tooth problems
It don't show when you brush up
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you left to rot
Yeah I'm the dirty biting fool
Who was never brushed enough

Chorus
I'm an incisor, I been burned by the soda
And I've had to bite through some hard surfaces
I've chewed up the sweet tarts -- I'm an incisor

It's a circle of brush cycles
It's a hall of dentures
It's a bagel without cream cheese
You can taste the danger
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you couldn't brush
Yeah I'm the lonely yellow one
I'm the one left in the dust

(Repeat Chorus)

I'll bet you eat nacho cheese
I'll bet you don't even know
Yeah cut down on the sugar please
Those quiet years of rot and mold
And I'm the one who oughta know
I'm the one you left to rust
Not one of your molar friends
I'm the one you couldn't brush

(Repeat Chorus)