Well, everyone, it appears my imagination is working over-time, for I have come up with yet ANOTHER story to write! I was going to wait a while to start this one, but I have an itchy writing-finger, so I just couldn't hold back! …Well, here's the summary:

It has been almost two years since FF2, WG, and Tracker joined forces with their beloved cartoon characters and OC. Everything in their lives is going well… that is, until a dark force awakens. Friendship will be tested, secrets will be revealed, fourth-walls will be broken, and our heroes will possibly become out-of-character. Can they keep their faith- and sanity- to survive THIS adventure?

Tracker: Hmm, it looks like you're putting us in quite a pickle, WG.

Me: Yeah, well… I just like to mess with you guys. ^-^

Puggsy: (sarcastically) Gee, thanks a LOT.

Fangs: I don't know, WG… I don't think I could handle anymore of YOUR stories! Especially after what you put us through LAST time!

Me: Don't worry, guys. This one will be different than my LAST stories…

Kim: How?

FF2: It's gonna be a MUSICAL! :D

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fangface… I just mess with the characters :3

NOW LETS BEGIN!

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The tooniverse.

A fictional realm hidden within our world where the characters of our imaginations live their lives when they're not on TV, books, graphic novels, or being degraded by realitized movies that make them do things that we on Fan Fiction make them do.

A peaceful little world…

*CRASH! BONK! BAM!*

…where 'peace' doesn't really last very long.

For instance, inside the Ruby-Spears Productions Apartment Complex, a young teenage boy is running from his life from two werewolves. The teenage boy is named Puggsy, and the two werewolves are called Fangface and Kitefang. You may recognize Pugs and Fangface as a couple of cartoon-characters created by Joe Ruby and Ken Spears, while Kitefang is just an original-character (OC for short) owned by Fangface the Second (FF2), who is a big fan of their show. …If you never heard of the show at all, then you might as well shut off your computer and avoid this fanfic, for in order to understand what exactly is going on, you would have to watch a few episodes… let alone read a few fanfics based on the cartoon.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand…

"I'm gonna kill WG, I'm gonna kill WG… I'm going to murdify WG!" Puggsy was promising himself as he ran from the werewolves, referring to Wherever Girl the Authoress (who, as we speak, is thinking up a million ways on how to make his life miserable)

Apparenly, a short flashback is needed to explain why the werewolves are chasing after Puggsy, and why the young teenager wants to kill the authoress so badly…

~Flashback!~

Everyone is sitting in the living room, watching TV, when WG enters. "Hey, guys, I just got a letter from Bob the Muffin." she said.

At the mention of the word 'muffin', Fangface and Kitefang's eyes widened and they both looked at Puggsy, licking their lips. "Uh, oh…" Brielle, Puggsy's wife, said when she noticed the werewolves' expressions, and nudged Puggsy in warning. He looked over at the werewolves, and scrambled off the couch away from them.

"What's it say?" FF2 asked his co-author.

"He said he got married to a giant female Twinkie named Cherie Phillin." WG answered.

Fangface and Kitefang slowly began to approach Puggsy, who slowly began to back away. "WG… shut up." he said to the authoress.

"And they honeymooned in a hotel close to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory,"

"WG…"

"…And that Cherie is pregnant with a little creampuff!"

"WG!"

WG turned angrily to the cartoon. "WHAT, Puggsy? You don't have to yell!" She then noticed that Kitefang and Fangface had a crazy look in their eyes and were practically drooling. "Oops."

Puggsy shot out the door, pursued by the werewolves. "Next time I say 'shut up'… SHUT UP!" he shouted to WG as he passed by.

~End of Flashback!~

Now, Puggsy was cornered between the two werewolves. Fangface took out two giant slices of bread and trapped Puggsy between them. "(grr) Alright, chow time!" he exclaimed, then prepared to take a bite-

Until Kitefang swiped the sandwich out of Fangface's hands. "(snarl) Hey, what're you doing?" he scoffed.

"Trying to eat my best friend. (snort) Now give him back!"

"Who says YOU get to eat him first? (grr) Huh?"

"Because I've always eaten Puggsy first… hand him over!" Fangface grabbed the Puggsy-sandwich and was about to take a bite, until Kitefang grabbed their friend and pulled him out of the slices of bread.

"No way! I call dibs THIS time!"

"Hey!" Fangface grabbed Puggsy's arm and began pulling him. "Lay off, Kitefang! I'M his best friend, so I get dibs! (grr) Get dibs, get dibs!"

Kitefang pulled him back. "I'm his best friend TOO, and I called dibs FIRST!"

"Um, fellas…?" Puggsy tried to say, but couldn't get a word in.

"Well, I'VE been his best friend LONGER, so the first-dib goes to ME!" Fangface snarled, yanking Puggsy.

"You always get to eat him! It's MY turn!" Kitefang retorted, yanking back. "(grr) I should get to eat him!"

"No, I should!"

"I should!"

"I should!"

"I should!"

Kitefang and Fangface had a tug-o-war fest with Puggsy while shouting, "I should!" at each other, while their friend started to get dizzy. The others came in, arching eyebrows at the scene… while Brielle, Kasandra, WG, Edwin, WG, and FF2 only burst out in guffaws.

"How about we cut him in half?" Edwin suggested, snickering.

"Rather than making smart-remarks, how about you guys helpify me out here?" Puggsy snapped.

Kiff and Anna stepped up just then. Anna was Fangface's daughter, looking like Kasandra but with short red hair and blue eyes, and Kiff was Puggsy's son, looking like his father but with blonde hair, blue eyes, wolf ears and a tail. In the last story, they were only infants, but in this story they were now six…

And YES, Kiff's wolf-ears DOES make him look like Inuyasha! …But with a tail. It was a trait he inherited since he was half-werewolf- I'll explain in a minute.

"We've got this," Kiff said, walking over to Kitefang while Anna walked over to her father. Anna rubbed Fangface's foot while Kiff climbed onto Kitefang's shoulders and rubbed his ear. This calmed the werewolves down and they dropped Puggsy.

Hardy, Puggsy's ex-werewolf half, then entered the scene. "Hey guys, what's up?" he asked.

"Oh, Fangface and Kitefang got into a conflict on who should eat Puggsy." Tracker replied with a shrug.

"Again?" Hardy took his son off Kitefang's shoulders… yes, Kiff is his son as well, or did you miss the part where we mentioned that Kiff is half-wolf and Hardy used to be the werewolf-half of Puggsy?

"Again," Everyone else replied in unison.

"Honestly guys, you should break this habit of yours," Kasandra said. "…Or at least decide who should be the main-wolf to attack Puggsy."

"I'd go with breaking the habit," Puggsy suggested, sneering at the werewolves.

"We can decide on it, later." Edwin said, looking at his watch. "Right now, FF2, I think it's time you relieved Allen of his shift at my shop."

"Okay," FF2 replied.

It turns out Edwin's wand-shop is associated with Allivan's- where FF2 dreamed of working as an apprentice. Allen, FF2's Nobody, also wanted to work there, so Edwin decided to make them both apprentices. The young author followed his vampire OC out of the building while the others went back to their lives.

"Next time, I get dibs," Kitefang whispered bitterly to Fangface.

"(grr) Fat chance," Fangface scoffed in reply.

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A/N: Which werewolf will be in charge of harassing Puggsy? We may never know…

Puggsy: I'd say I get enough harassment in your stories.

Me: Shut it, unless you want me to move it from 'harass' to 'torture'!

Puggsy: The way you write these things, it's hard to tell which is which.

Me: I can show you-

Tracker: ANYWAY, please review!

Me: …But don't flame unless you want to suffercate as well!

Puggsy: T_T So NOW you're using my vocabulary? Seriously?

Me: Yep. ^-^

Puggsy: (face-palm) This is going to be a LOOOOONNNGG story…