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#01 – Ring
Sasuke never did like those damned telephones. They were always loud and they rang at the most inconvenient times. His mind was made up one night when the stupid thing rang while Naruto and him were making out on the couch. Yep, he was going to throw it out the window.
#02 – Hero
Love stories didn't exist to Sasuke. He couldn't be the hero that saved the damsel in distress. That's why Naruto was dying in his arms, from the injury he himself had given him. So as he gave Naruto a last, lingering kiss, he wished he could be the hero and save his damsel. But it was too late for that.
#03 – Memory
His memory was the last thing Sasuke had to hold onto now that he had joined Orochimaru. His memories of his lost lover the strongest. Just the image of the blonde's bright fox-like grin, and he knew he could survive any of his sensei's torturously painful lessons.
#04 – Box
Sasuke's birthday had come way too soon, in his opinion. But when his boyfriend jumped out of an orange colored box, with nothing on but a pair of of spiral print boxers, he wished his birthday would come everyday.
#05 – Run
His legs could only move so fast. He was being tailed, he knew. He could see his goal up ahead and tried to push himself harder. He was growing tired but he kept going. That is, until he heard a crash behind him. He turned around to see Naruto falling to the ground. Instincts kicked in, turning him around to catch his ex- teammate. Naruto landed on top of him, forcing the air out of him. Naruto looked down at Sasuke and said "You saved me. What about your goal?" Sasuke turned his head towards his goal. Kiba was running through the finish line ribbon. Sasuke had been training for this race the whole year. For once he was gonna be better than his brother. He turned back to Naruto with a small smile on his face. "I've always got next year."
#06 – Hurricane
It didn't rain often in Konoha, and storms were an even less frequent occurrence. So when a hurricane hit the village, Sasuke was already jumping over rooftops to reach his destination. As foreseen by the Uchiha, Naruto was curled into a ball, hiding under his blankets. Sasuke jumped through the window with grace, landing silently beside the bed. He pulled the blankets away from his frightened lover, climbed onto the bed and pulled Naruto against his chest. After the Hurricane passed and Naruto had fallen asleep, Sasuke went to leave but decided against it when Naruto's arms wrapped tightly around Sasuke's waist and his face snuggled against Sasuke's chest. When it came to Naruto, he was weak.
#07 – Wings
"Are you kidding? Dobe, you couldn't hit the hokage monument with choji." Sasuke jumped out of the way of Naruto's fist. "See? I didn't even try to dodge that." Naruto and Sasuke had been having this fight in their living room for the past half hour. It started when Sasuke had simply stated that he was more advanced in his training than Naruto was. Then the dobe had to throw it out of proportion and make it into a battle of the ninja's. "Anyone can dodge, teme, but a real ninja is stealthy. And you Sasuke, are anything but." Sasuke had to laugh at this. "You think I'm not stealthy? Look who's talking Mr. Orange Jump suit." Naruto had stopped his onslaught by now and was standing in the middle of the living room, finger pointed at his boyfriend. "I may not be stealthy but I have my multiple clones that can distract an enemy, what do you have, other than your single deformed hand shaped wing and the snakes sticking out of back? Oh yeah, that's real stealthy. How do fly straight anyway? Or do you just fly in circl-?" Naruto had been tackled to the ground by Sasuke, who had his mouth against Naruto's, scowl still ever present. "I'm really getting tired of your crap. Shut up." And then he kissed him again, successfully cutting off any argument Naruto may have had.
#08 – Cold
The Uchiha residence was always so cold and univiting. That's why Sasuke was glad to have Naruto warm beneath him, moaning his name with his nails dug in Sasuke's back as the Uchiha thrust in to him.
#09 – Red
It was everywhere he looked. In his dreams, in his house, in his own eyes. The color red plagued Sasuke where ever he went. It used to be his only comfort, though now it was different. Now he hated the color more than anything. It drowned in his loves eyes and surrounded his body. When Naruto lost his last piece of sanity, all Sasuke could see was red. He had driven Naruto to this, he thought solemnly. He was the reason Naruto was screaming in this unearthly voice, the reason his love was being taken over by the red demon. He started this, but he couldn't stop it.
#10 – Drink
Friday night was always the worst time of the week for Sasuke. He always came back from his missions on this day, he had planned it that way. It was the only way he could spend time with Naruto. Today was especially bad because he had just come back from terminating the last of the Akatsuki. So to relax his muscles and try to actually enjoy his weekend off, he dropped by the liquor store and picked up six bottles sake, he was sure Naruto would want some as well. And now he was in a competition with his boyfriend, seeing who could drink who under the table. They had already gone through the first two bottles and were currently half way through the third. "I'm telling you saaasuke, I'm gonna win this compi- compe- competition." Naruto slurred loudly, instantly falling into a fit of drunken laughter. Naruto then stood up, amazingly, without stumbling or falling over. Sasuke, on the other hand, tried to stand up but ended up falling back on his ass. With the help of Naruto's steady hand, he was pulled onto his feet. "Come on teme, we gotta go try out our new ben-uh bed." And then he was gone, leaving Sasuke to his own defences. The only coherent thought that crossed his mind as Sasuke stumbled towards their shared bedroom was 'I knew bringing sake home was a good idea.'
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A/N: Ello...this is the first ten paragraphs, the next ten should be up soon. This really was supposed to be 50 sentences but I'm more suited to chapter stories other than oneshots, so I tend to stretch things along. I think my favourite so far is #1-Ring...I just love it.