This is my first time trying a Naruto fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto because if I did there would be more swearing and a lot of smex.

Kiba just couldn't understand.

Who would like taking baths? Washing off the dirt and sweat of a job well done, it just didn't make sense.

Hinata spent nearly two hours in the bath tub already. Probably reading a romance novel or something. Kiba nose was cringing from the smell of the bubble bath. It was just way too strong. But he'd never tell her that. The girl always considered everybody else before her wellbeing. If a bath makes her happy Kiba won't say anything.

How did Shino clean himself? His bugs really hate water. Found that out the hard way. Kiba shuddered at thee thought. Bugs crawled into his bed for at least three weeks. It was worse then when the Inuzuka clan had a partically bad infestation of fleas. When Kiba asked him about it, Shino gave him the cold shoulder. Surprise, Surprise.

Kiba preferred to roll in the mud. Akamaru usually joined in with him. Theres nothing better then feeling the mud slide and get in between your toes. Making a mud pie and throwing it at an unexpecting victim. Somebody like Ino. Oh, the look on her face was priceless. She cares way too much about her appearance anyways.

Of course, you can pick victims that can't find and catch up with you. Neji found him in two minutes flat. Not fun. He gave Kiba a two hour lecture on manners and maturity. Kiba was just trying to teach the guy a lesson on loosening up and unlodging the stick that has been in his ass for too long. Talk about grouchy.

Kiba just can't understand.

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Construstive critism is allows welcome. Flames will be used to burn my English teacher.