DISCLAIMER: All aspects, situations and persona from the Slayers universe belongs to Hajime Kanzaka and associated parties. They were taken and used without knowledge or permission of their respective owners. No money exchanged hands during the making of this story.

WARNINGS: Very AU, sexual situations, language, possibly some blood and gore later on. OOC Lina, because I've aged her and given her a different past. Random original characters, but so far they're just background extras.

PAIRING: None so far but I intend to play with every pairing implied in the original series (EXTRA WARNING: this means there may be some same-sex pairings later on, but so far, not much in the way of romance of any kind)

SUMMARY: Slayers In SPACE! …And no, it's NOT Lost Universe.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I love Lina and I love Slayers, but for some reason I can never quite keep her in character, though I try. Also, my writing tends to lean toward serious, so though there are light-hearted moments, there isn't a lot of the physical comedy and ridiculous situations that arise in the original series. Sorry. Also, I wrote the opening scene when I was steeped in Queer As Folk, the UK version, and Lina therefore has very strong Stuart overtones. I thought of changing it, but I sort of like her that way. ^_^