Heero's Chocolate Easter Bunny

By: JC Maxwell-Yuy

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JC: Here it is! My GW Easter fic! Bet you thought I forgot about Easter huh guys?

Duo: Ohhh… I don't feel so good.

Quatre: Promise us… you'll never do that again… (turns blue and runs off to the bathroom)

JC: K'so! And I wanted Q-chan to do the disclaimer.

Une: Then move aside. Disclaimer: JC doesn't own Gundam Wing in this god-forsaken reality, and never will. (turns into Saint Anne and begins sparkling)

Saint Anne: Now let's all read the fic… and be peaceful… (dons glasses and stops sparkling)

Une: OR ELSE!

JC: I knew I could count on you. Anyways, Happy Easter minna-san!

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"Oh Hee-chan!" Duo cried out on Sunday morning. "Do you know what today is?"

"…" Heero ignored his lover and returned to typing on his laptop.

"It's EASTER! And that means that you have to give me lots of chocolate, and kisses, and presents, and you have to take me out to dinner, and…" Duo continued to rave on about what Heero could do that he failed to notice Heero had gotten up and left until… "And you can also buy me… Heero? Heero? HEERO!"

"Ne Trowa?" Wufei mumbled as he stirred in bed.

"What is it koi?" Trowa turned over and kissed Wufei's rather big, hair-receding, forehead. (Now THAT really ruined the mood, didn't it?)

"I want a chocolate bunny…" Wufei got an unusual happy, happy, look on his face.

"I'd rather… have a chocolate Wufei." Trowa pulled a bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup™ and popped the cap off.

"Mmm… even better." Wufei purred, wide-awake now.

"They're at it again." Duo glanced at the trashcan, filled with various bottles of syrup: strawberry, butterscotch, raspberry, blueberry, and a bottle of Vermont-Maple-Syrup™. "Why can't you be as interesting with our relationship as Trowa is?"

"Hn." Heero didn't look up, so Duo decided to use his secret weapon.

"Oh Hee-chan~! Lookie what I have!" Duo reached behind him, and pulled out…

"THAT'S THE BIGGEST CHOCOLATE BUNNY I'VE EVER SEEN!" Quatre popped out of nowhere. "Can I eat the ears?"

"No!" Duo pulled the bunny away from Quatre. "Hee-chan has to eat it with me."

"I will have those bunny ears!" Quatre swore, and then ran off to plot how to steal the ears.

"You know, I never thought Quatre… was like that." Duo placed the bunny next to Heero. "Come on Heero. Just one bite." Duo was about to break off a piece when…

A giant rubber hand reached in and grabbed the bunny. Outside, Quatre laughed maniacally as he used his extending-grabber-hand-thingy-to-steal-chocolate-Easter-bunnies™ to reel in his catch. "Ah yes… come to me, my soon to be earless one."

That made Heero snap. "My bunny…" he whispered. "My bunny…"

"Oh no. Heero, please don't kill Quatre. I can get another one and…" Duo's eye's widened in surprise when a small tear escaped and dripped down Heero's cheek.

"Heero." Duo wrapped his arms around his lover as Heero began to shake.

"Duo… it's all right… I just… I just… never had a chocolate bunny before… gomen… I was so mean to you this morning."

"It's OK." Duo spun Heero around and grinned. "I bought two bunnies anyway!" he whipped out another chocolate bunny from behind his back.

Heero's eyes started getting all teary again. "Arigato… koi…"

"Anytime… I just wish I knew sooner that you were sensitive to chocolate bunnies." Duo smirked.

Heero scowled and put the bunny down. "Oh really. Well how's this for sensitive?!" he pressed his lips against Duo's, and the two started making out, not noticing that Trowa had came downstairs, butt naked, saw the chocolate bunny just sitting on the counter, and took it back upstairs with him.

Meanwhile, Treize and Zechs were having a lovely Easter picnic. "Ah, this is the life." Treize mummered as he gestured for Lady Une to pour him more lemonade. "Oh Zechs. I got you a chocolate bunny."

"Really Treize, you shouldn't have. I couldn't possibly…"

"Oh, don't be silly. This is to thank you for all you've done for me so far." Treize reached into a package and pulled out a… "WHAT HAPPENED?!" Treize stared in horror at the earless chocolate bunny.

"Uh… sir?" Une raised her eyebrow.

"Oh this is terrible! Bring me the back-up bunny Une!" Treize put the earless bunny back in the bag and took the next package from Une.

"You had a BACK-UP bunny?!" Zechs said incredulously.

"Of course! Anything for… AH!" Treize held up yet another earless bunny. "UNE! WHAT IS THIS!?"

"I have no idea sir. I just can't imagine what could have happened to the ears." Une took the bunny away.

"At least we still have the Easter egg hunt. Une, are all the eggs hidden?"

"Easter… Egg… Hunt???" Zechs almost fell over.

The next day, a Monday, a workday…

"This is really odd." Relena said as she flipped through her newspaper. "It says here that all the ears from chocolate Easter bunnies have mysteriously vanished yesterday."

"Really? How strange." Dorothy sipped her tea and looked at her chocolate bunny. She'd eaten half the bunny already, and now it was beginning to smell a bit.

"Look at this. In another article, it says that the heir to the Winner fortune has mysteriously turned up… in the hospital from severe stomach pains." Relena raised her eyebrow. Dorothy raised both… and nearly put out Pargan's eyes… if he had any to begin with.

"Quatre R. Winner, you naughty, naughty boy."

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JC: So how was that?

Heero: You made it too sappy.

Duo: I feel much better now that I realize that I didn't actually eat any bunnies.

JC: … maybe I should have made him the culprit and a 4X1.

Duo: You wouldn't.

JC: Poor Quatre. I hope he isn't traumatized from all this.

Heero: He'll live. But JC…

JC: Nani?

Heero: You owe me a chocolate bunny™.