AUTHOR'S NOTE: ya sooo.I'm bored,and gassy,so this is what you get!YAY.
DISclaimER:I don't own it.If i did...well...yeah.
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"Sasuke.."
"Hn.."
"Do you love me?"
"...what?"
"Love me.Do you?"
"Dobe.."
"Nono,I'm serious.Do you love me?"
"Do you even hear what you're asking?"
"So you DON'T love me?"
"..."
"..teeeeme."
"I didn't say that."
"Okay..so you DO love me."
"I didn't say that either,dobe.Quit assuming things."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..so..is it a yes or a no?I can't really do the whole underneath the underneath thing.It's a simple question,teme.It just needs a no or a-"
"Yes."
"...kay..so..was that a 'yes' I love you,or was that you just finishing my sentence?"
"Dobe."
"...?"
"..yes I..love you...dumbass."
"Okay,now see was it that hard to say?"
"..."
"Right so now.Is that a 'yes I love you' in a brotherly way,or a 'yes I love you' in a best friend way,or a 'yes I love you' in a gay way?"
"Naruto!"
"WHAT?"
"Goddamnit Dobe,why are you asking this crap all of a sudden?!"
"I'm bored!And curious!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"soo...are you going to answer or-"
"Yes..to.."
"Toooo?"
"To all of them."
"...really?"
"Yes."
"Even..the last one?Cuz like..I expected at least the other two but like..seriously?"
"Seriously."
"For really?"
"..for really."
"Okay so...for really seriously you-"
"No.I take it back.You're an annoying loser and I can't stand you."
"Aww..look,you really DO love me!"
"What?"
"You're being honest!And you're never honest with anyone.Therefor you DO love me!"
"..you..have a screwed up logic,dobe."
"Mhm."
"..well...I'm..gonna go..somewhere."
"Ichiraku avec moi?"
"..When did you learn french?"
"Iruka-sensei taught me...that's not the only french i know either..."
"..Iruka taught you to.."
"OH GOD NO."
"Well jesus.."
"GYaaaaERg..sick Sasuke-teme.SICK."
"Well it's not like you were really clear with that!"
"You're a dirty head.Quit hanging out with Kakashi-sensei!"
"Whatever...I'm going for ramen...either you're coming or not."
"I'm coming I'm coming!"
"Hn."
"..."
"..."
"...that sounded really dirty..."
"DOBE."
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Dunbar.Hope ya liked.Audrey,this one goes to you...just cuz I love you and you happened to come online right when I finished this,hee