Captain with the bottle of Rum -- A Poem
He walks the walk,
He talks the talk,
He's absolutely brillant,
And he's oh so very hot.
He hates the monkey,
I'm sure he smells funky,
He's very mischeivious,
But he's still hunky.
He's got wicked hair,
An untrustworthy stare,
He's very confusing,
But I still don't care.
He loves the open sea,
He's got many golden teeth,
He's got an awesome hat,
I love him, savy?