Slight OOC Inspired by a Pic I saw once.
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"Neji! I have noticed you have not been using you byakugan in training recently, not only that,
but you seem to no longer be able to properly dodge or strike me. What is wrong?" asked an overly excited Rock Lee. "Its nothing, go away" replied Neji dryly.
"Neji please tell me! Is there a problem my great rival?" Lee asked pressing the matter.
"Hn fine... you really wanna know Lee?" Neji meant it as more of a statement then a question.
"Its simple really.. Ive gone blind" at this Lees eyes began to water.
"NEJI! You must explain what foul thing has cost you your vision and snuffed out your flame of youth!"
"Hn" Neji replied with a small uncommitable grunt. "This is how it happened..."
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flashback
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Tenten was in the woods at her usual spot doing some extra training, after all if she wanted to be like Tsunade she would have to train extra hard and not let her teammates surpass her! Unfortunately she was so caught up in her training she didnt realize that Neji was hiding in the trees behind her watching her with his byakugan.
'Heh now this is what byakugan was made for...' Neji thought to himself with a perverted grin spread across his face. 'I hope I dont get caught...'
Suddenly there was russle in the bushes and Neji saw something that terrified him to no end... "Neji"
shouted a familiar voice. "Why are you here observing Tentens training? You should be off enjoying your youth!"
It was at this point that Neji realized that he was now eye level with Gai-sensei and that byakugan could also be used to see through a mans clothes.
"AHH! HOLY MOTHER OF HELL! MY EYES SOMEONE GOUGE'EM OUT!!!" shouted a distressed Neji as loud as he could while Gai just stared confusedly at him.
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end flashback
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"So thats how it happened..." finished Neji.
"Neji, after hearing your tragic tale I must ask you one thing..." stated Lee with a very serious look on his face.
"Hn"
Taking that as a yes Lee continued. "What kind of underwear does Gai-Sensei wear?" stated Lee with the same serious look on his face as if what he just asked was normal.
"Man thong..." Neji shuddered at the thought. "Now leave me alone weirdo..."
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R&R please. I know not very good but its my first fic so please tell me what you think.
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