I had the weirdest idea. And I mean WEIRD. Enjoy my late night drabble!

I don't own Miraculous.

I, Lily Tom Agreste, have ten things: a mom and a dad, two friends, a hamster, a sewing machine, a nickname, an iPod, and a pair of earbuds.

My mother, Marinette, is 26 years old and makes all of my clothes. My mom is just the best because she takes me to the zoo, she helps me with my homework, and she makes the best bread anyone could ask for.

My dad, Adrien, is also 26. He wears all types of clothes for his job, which sounds like fun to me. Think of all the different clothes you could wear! It's called modeling, and

I love it. Also, he models for my mom in their bedroom, but it is for fun, not for his job. One time, I overheard that one of the things that he modeled for her before was his birthday suit, which sounds fun and colorful, like a contrast to normal boring suits.

My friends, Sam and Sammy, are in fourth grade just like me. They're like my siblings, even though I'm an only child. Sam loves baseball, and she wants to be a professional baseball player when she grows up. Her hair is probably the only hair in the world that is redder than mine. Sammy is my pillow friend: he is big and soft and kind and he plays Fortnite. Other than playing Fortnite, he is a cool dude. He reads a lot, and says he is going to be an editor for books when he grows up. But I think he's going to play video games as his job. He's really good.

My mom and dad got a hamster when I was seven, and he had a little cage. But I kept adding more and more tubes until now he has his own tube system under my bed. It's pretty amazing. Sometimes I just pet him when I feel sad and lonely. His name is Stan.

Another thing I do when I feel sad and lonely is sew on my sewing machine. My mom taught me how to sew when I was little, and I can make my own shirts now. Sometimes, I just push the pedal down when there isn't any fabric just to let the rhythm of the needle going up and down calm me down. It goes really fast, but if you listen close there's a beat that doesn't stop.

My nickname is Lucky. Lucky Lily. I always seem to be the lucky one, like one time we were playing Bingo in class and I got three bingos at the same time. Another time I found a four leaf clover and I gave it to Sammy, but Sam wanted one too, so I found one for her really fast. And at home, my mom just always calls me Lucky Lily, so I told Sam and Sammy about that, and it became my nickname.

Whenever it gets loud in the house, I always listen to music from my iPod and my earbuds. That way, I can concentrate on my homework better. My earbuds are black, but I covered them with tape and then I painted them red, so now they're black with red spots. I painted them like that because of Ladybug. But then I felt bad because I knew that Chat Noir was her partner, and then I painted a green paw print on my black iPod, like Chat Noir. I like Paris's superheroes.

Today I'm listening to my earbuds as I do my homework, since it got loud in the house again. Then someone tapped on my shoulder, and so I took out my earbuds and turned around. My mom and dad were standing in an "important talk" pose, so I stood up.

Then my mom said, "I love you, Lily," and she kissed my forehead. It was kind of weird. Then my dad did the same thing. Then he told my mom, "You were right, Mari. Just friends. I never should have pushed you further. I'm sorry." Then he kissed her and it was really weird. Then they stopped, and my mom said, "Tikki, spots on!"

And then my mom turned into Ladybug. But I didn't have time to go "holy heck", because she grabbed me under my arms and threw me up in the air and yelled, "Miraculous Ladybug!"

And then I was done.

If it wasn't clear enough, Lily was a Lucky Charm. Yeah; weird. This can be read into quite a lot, and I'm happy with it. Following this story is useless, so if you feel like following it DON'T, and show it to a friend instead.