Replay

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park

God, you must do this from your own entertainment, am I right?

When I found love with Wendy, you made Token steal her from me. That turned my insides out, my body hurt and it still does now a little.

I said "God, please make this pain go away." You did. Clyde was the nicest guy I meet; we would go out and he'd be such a gentlemen. He'd make me laugh. When I cried, he was there. I was the happiest kid at school. He made me feel like, like I could give my life to him and he could protect it.

Man, I really sound gay… but in truth, I really am.

I started to realize that everyone was happy now; Clyde and I, Kyle and Cartman, Craig and Tweek, even Gregory and Chris was happy.

I thought that it was going to be like this forever…

But no, you had to just screw it up.

Token dumped Wendy and made Clyde cheat on me with him. My heart still hurts; I even wished at times that I could just die.

Years came and go; me and Wendy got back together, and once again broke up. High School passed by and I remanded loveless.

Once in collage I met a boy named Daniel, he was nice and kind and sweet. But when I asked him out, you gave him another love. Everyone had someone to love but me.

This was like a replay of events; I meet someone I came about and then you make them break my heart and soul.

After collage I when to my best friend's wedding. Kyle was so happy with Cartman. Why can't I have that? I want a love that won't last a while. I want a commitment!

Tweek and Craig got married, Token and Clyde got married, and Gregory and Chris got married! God damn you!

Why did you hate me so much then? Now I have someone you can't touch! He loves me and even if he dies, he'll come back.

You're a cruel being for making love hurt. Kenny and I are now married, happy and even have kids, but every day I live in fear of you, you might take Kenny away or my children or even me!

That is why I'm done, I don't believe in you no more.

Stan Marsh

Lame, sorry for that, just a thought. I'm sick right now so I have all day for this! Oh joy…