Authors: ProFool and Half an' Half.
I Disclaim you all...
Guesstures:
After several rounds of rock, paper, scissors and having to 'borrow' Magneto's helmet in order to stop Jean's 'lucky guessing'; it was determined that the Brotherhood would go first. Quicksilver in particular.
Quicksilver: I can use props, right?
Jean Grey: Yeah, you can do anything except talk.
Quicksilver: Okay. *starts timer*
Quicksilver zipped out the front door and before Scott could say 'Where'd he...' Quicksilver was back and dangling an Eiffel Tower key chain in front of Avalanche.
Avalanche: Uh... Key Chain?
Quicksilver, annoyed, pointed at the mini Eiffel Tower.
Toad: EIFFEL TOWER!!!
Quicksilver: *snatches card* Right!
Kitty: That's like so totally cheating.
Quicksilver: She (Jean Grey) said anything.
X-men all glare at Jean Grey.
Quicksilver: *grabs mirror from bathroom*
Mystique: Mirror.
Quicksilver: *snatches card and baloney from Blob's sandwich*
Blob: My BALONEY!!!
Quicksilver: *snatches card* Alright! This last one's tuff. *starts running around in circles like an idiot*
Blob: Uh... Running around in circles like an idiot?
Scott: *cough* Logan *cough*
Quicksilver: That's right! 12 points!
Guesstures: Round 1, part 2
Jean's Turn.
Jean: *holds her head*
Nightcrawler: Uh... headache?
Kitty: Migraine?
Scott: Pizza!
Jean: *takes card* Correct.
Quicksilver: How'd you get pizza out of that?
Jean: *holds her head*
Scott: WHALE!
Jean: *takes card* Wow, your good at this Scott. *holds her head*
Scott: BLENDER!!!
Jean: *takes card, raises eyebrow and bats eyelashes*
Scott: *with a knowing dirty smile* Laser beams.
Jean: 13.
Avalanche: Hey! No fair your sending him messages with your brain!
Jean: Actually I didn't have to on that last one. *winks at Scott*
Guesstures: Round two, part 1
Toad's turn.
Toad: *reads first card* This will be cake.
Mystique: Cake!
Toad: No. *starts hoppin' around*
Avalanche: Jump?
Blob: Skip?
Quicksilver: Hop?
Toad: Nope. *tries to catch some flies, he's unsuccessful*
Quicksilver: Loser?
Blob: Stinky?
Toad: NO!!! *starts motioning towards himself*
Quicksilver: Retard!!!
Toad: NO!!! *stomps his foot, bing, times up* IT WAS TOAD YOU RETARDS!!!
Guesstures: Round two, part 2
After much fighting between Toad and Jean, Toad KO'd Jean. So, it was supposed to be Scott's turn, but he was busy... in a corner... 'nursing her back to health.' Nightcrawler took his turn instead.
Kurt: Ack! Unbelievable! All my cards are horrible!
Mystique: Get over it you baby!
Kurt: *annoyed* Yes, Mother. *teleports and gets chair, dances around*
All stare blankly and are silent, except for Scott and Jean who are making 'odd noises' in the corner.
Avalanche: Are they STRIPPING!!!???!!!
Kurt: You are correct Sir! *grabs card*
Avalanche: WHAT!? NO!!!
Quicksilver: *hits Avalanche up-side the head* Knuckle head!
*Time up*
Kurt: 4 Thanks Avalanche!
Guesstures: Round three, part 1 (final round)
Mystique's turn.
Mystique: *turns into Kitty*
Avalanche: *drools* Sexy!
Quicksilver: *looks at Avalanche* Brainless.
Blob and Toad: Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Mystique: *nods, grabs card, shifts back to herself and pinches her arm*
Avalanche: Skin?
Mystique: *turns into Nightcrawler and points to her arm*
Quicksilver: Offspring.
The card drops.
Mystique: *becomes Professor X*
Toad: Chrome-dome.
Mystique: *takes card and turns into Scott*
All members of the Brotherhood: Gay.
Mystique: *takes last card*
Scott: HEY!
Jean: Actually I was thinking that too and I didn't read her mind.
Mystique: That's 14, making our grand total 26.
Guesstures: Round three, part 2 (final round, final turn)
Scott's turn.
Scott: *prances around*
Jean: *desperate for points, holds up cards with telekinesis and reads Scott's mind*
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I must look like a total idiot.~
Jean: *continues probing*
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I bet I look like a real cow.~
Jean: Cow!
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I do look like a cow. I wonder when they're going to figure out it's cat.~
Jean: *in her excitement drops all the cards* CAT!!!!!
Scott: Gee, that was a fun game too bad we only got 17 points in all.
Brotherhood: We WIN!!! *trumpets and fanfare*
I Disclaim you all...
Guesstures:
After several rounds of rock, paper, scissors and having to 'borrow' Magneto's helmet in order to stop Jean's 'lucky guessing'; it was determined that the Brotherhood would go first. Quicksilver in particular.
Quicksilver: I can use props, right?
Jean Grey: Yeah, you can do anything except talk.
Quicksilver: Okay. *starts timer*
Quicksilver zipped out the front door and before Scott could say 'Where'd he...' Quicksilver was back and dangling an Eiffel Tower key chain in front of Avalanche.
Avalanche: Uh... Key Chain?
Quicksilver, annoyed, pointed at the mini Eiffel Tower.
Toad: EIFFEL TOWER!!!
Quicksilver: *snatches card* Right!
Kitty: That's like so totally cheating.
Quicksilver: She (Jean Grey) said anything.
X-men all glare at Jean Grey.
Quicksilver: *grabs mirror from bathroom*
Mystique: Mirror.
Quicksilver: *snatches card and baloney from Blob's sandwich*
Blob: My BALONEY!!!
Quicksilver: *snatches card* Alright! This last one's tuff. *starts running around in circles like an idiot*
Blob: Uh... Running around in circles like an idiot?
Scott: *cough* Logan *cough*
Quicksilver: That's right! 12 points!
Guesstures: Round 1, part 2
Jean's Turn.
Jean: *holds her head*
Nightcrawler: Uh... headache?
Kitty: Migraine?
Scott: Pizza!
Jean: *takes card* Correct.
Quicksilver: How'd you get pizza out of that?
Jean: *holds her head*
Scott: WHALE!
Jean: *takes card* Wow, your good at this Scott. *holds her head*
Scott: BLENDER!!!
Jean: *takes card, raises eyebrow and bats eyelashes*
Scott: *with a knowing dirty smile* Laser beams.
Jean: 13.
Avalanche: Hey! No fair your sending him messages with your brain!
Jean: Actually I didn't have to on that last one. *winks at Scott*
Guesstures: Round two, part 1
Toad's turn.
Toad: *reads first card* This will be cake.
Mystique: Cake!
Toad: No. *starts hoppin' around*
Avalanche: Jump?
Blob: Skip?
Quicksilver: Hop?
Toad: Nope. *tries to catch some flies, he's unsuccessful*
Quicksilver: Loser?
Blob: Stinky?
Toad: NO!!! *starts motioning towards himself*
Quicksilver: Retard!!!
Toad: NO!!! *stomps his foot, bing, times up* IT WAS TOAD YOU RETARDS!!!
Guesstures: Round two, part 2
After much fighting between Toad and Jean, Toad KO'd Jean. So, it was supposed to be Scott's turn, but he was busy... in a corner... 'nursing her back to health.' Nightcrawler took his turn instead.
Kurt: Ack! Unbelievable! All my cards are horrible!
Mystique: Get over it you baby!
Kurt: *annoyed* Yes, Mother. *teleports and gets chair, dances around*
All stare blankly and are silent, except for Scott and Jean who are making 'odd noises' in the corner.
Avalanche: Are they STRIPPING!!!???!!!
Kurt: You are correct Sir! *grabs card*
Avalanche: WHAT!? NO!!!
Quicksilver: *hits Avalanche up-side the head* Knuckle head!
*Time up*
Kurt: 4 Thanks Avalanche!
Guesstures: Round three, part 1 (final round)
Mystique's turn.
Mystique: *turns into Kitty*
Avalanche: *drools* Sexy!
Quicksilver: *looks at Avalanche* Brainless.
Blob and Toad: Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
Mystique: *nods, grabs card, shifts back to herself and pinches her arm*
Avalanche: Skin?
Mystique: *turns into Nightcrawler and points to her arm*
Quicksilver: Offspring.
The card drops.
Mystique: *becomes Professor X*
Toad: Chrome-dome.
Mystique: *takes card and turns into Scott*
All members of the Brotherhood: Gay.
Mystique: *takes last card*
Scott: HEY!
Jean: Actually I was thinking that too and I didn't read her mind.
Mystique: That's 14, making our grand total 26.
Guesstures: Round three, part 2 (final round, final turn)
Scott's turn.
Scott: *prances around*
Jean: *desperate for points, holds up cards with telekinesis and reads Scott's mind*
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I must look like a total idiot.~
Jean: *continues probing*
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I bet I look like a real cow.~
Jean: Cow!
Scott thinks: ~Wow, I do look like a cow. I wonder when they're going to figure out it's cat.~
Jean: *in her excitement drops all the cards* CAT!!!!!
Scott: Gee, that was a fun game too bad we only got 17 points in all.
Brotherhood: We WIN!!! *trumpets and fanfare*