Into The Crazy Wild
Disclaimer: I do not own warriors
Prologue: Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Kiera Knightly
Tigerclaw: I am going to kill you, Oakheart.
Oakheart: (Sitting on the toilet with a newspaper) Do you MIND?
Tigerclaw: Oh...Sorry
(Ten minutes later)
Oakheart: Now, Tigerclaw, you were saying?
Tigerclaw: I am going to kill you.
Oakheart: Ahhhhh! MOMMY!
Tigerclaw: Oh, about that...she died in a sevire car accident with Darkstripe.
Oakheart: MOMMY! WHY!
Mousefur: Redtail, come here!
Redtail: (pads over) Yea?
Mousefur: (sits next to him) Oh, Redtail, you're so manly!
Redtail: (Purrs)
Tigerclaw: (Kicks Redtail in the butt) WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING SO I CAN KILL YOU?
Redtail: Oh, right...THUNDERCLAN RETREAT
(ThunderClan camp)
Bluestar: Yo, yo, yo! Whats the sizzle, Spotty homie?
Spottedleaf: Peace on earth. What is it my fair friend? Do you wish to put a mouse in the peace fund?
Bluestar: No, yo yo. I wish to ask about my homies. Mouse-shizzle. how is she?
Spottedleaf: Peace, Bluestar. She will heal, I have a prophecy. (Spottedleaf crosses her legs, and puts her paws together. She floats in the air)
Bluestar: Spotty-homie, when did you learn to do that?
Spottedleaf: When Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and Kiera Knightly gave me the power.
Bluestar: Orlando Who? Johnny What? Kiera When?
Spottedleaf: We worship them now.
She-cats: Om...Orlando...Om...Johnny...
Sandpaw: Like Orlando Bloom is like soooooo hotter than Dustpaw
Dustpaw: I HEARD THAT, WOMAN! YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND!
Sandpaw: Like, we wearn't even going out!
Dustpaw: Oh...
Spottedleaf: Fire alone will save our Clan.
Bluestar: Okay. By, Spotty-Homie!