Doylish Clichés

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Notes: 1. Erm...first post ever? Like I said, English is not my first language and I'm rather new to English poems, so feel free to offer advice (and encouragements XD)!

2. The verses switch between H&W's POVs, starting with W's.

3. I'm considering writing a series of little poems, and I thought I'd start with something light and fun. Sorry if it seems a bit disproportioned, I'm trying to focus on those scenes that happen nearly every time:)

4. Wish you do enjoy, and please R&R!


During my long and intimate acquaintance with

It always thus begun

The world's foremost consulting detective

Would start the opening round


The soil on your shoes, the laces it stain

A clearer story is hard to obtain

Now if you'd be so kind as to open the door

A little conundrum is here to entertain


I believe our client was taken aback

By just how his dissection was profound

Elementary, Holmes's parlour tricks may be

They never fail to astound


Whatever can be said in front of me

The doctor shall hear it too

Be it a knight, a lord, the King himself

The team consists of two


He's crawling in mud looking for a brad

I hesitate between laugh and sigh

No doubt our client is more than glad

When at last we bid goodbye


A three-pipe problem it turns out to be

As I ponder in silent thought

But my Boswell's query cracks a spark

And the pieces click as ought


Revolver in hand and thrill in mind

I turn to eyes ablaze with excite

As clear to me a message as any word I find:

'Come on, Watson. The Game's afoot!'


Now, now, my dear Watson

Once again justice ends as winner

Now if we hail a cab and make some haste

We'll still be in time for dinner


Clichés though these little moments are

They never were anybody's foe

For there shines a true friendship

That graces the years of woe


P.S. Urgh, the formating nearly killed me...How do you divide the verses without using lines?