A/N: Yo, 'sup, reader? Thanks for... reading. xD So this like 1,879,854th KHR fic by me is a sort of crossover w/Sex Pistols in the sense that it uses the Sex pistols world kind of. I explain the Sex Pistols world of madararui the best I can, but if there's something you don't get, you can ask me or go to the Sex Pistols Wikia or read the manga (which I suggest because it's AWESOME.) You can read it online on Manga Fox and then you can talk to me about how AWESOME it is ;) But enough of that, I want to note that the storyline for this fic 'caused some weird pairings because I was too stubborn to change Dino and Lambo's animals lol xD

IMPORTANT NOTE: In this fic, Lambo, Fuuta, and I-Pin are all in their TYL form =)

(Probable) Pairings: [starts out sort of Tsuna-centric/allxTsuna and then he's kind of paired with no one, 'cause I don't really like many/any Tsuna pairings so somebody give me two or three to have in this story ;^;] D18, DLam (told you it's weird xD), 8059, 2Lam, RLam, 1859, 5759, 3354? and more as a the plot gets more twisted probably...

Madararui: A human whose ancestors evolved from an animal other than monkeys. Split into Inujinnin (Dog Deity), Nekomata (Cat Socerer or Werecat), Jyanome (Snake Eye), Kumakashi (Bear Oak), Mizuchi (Rain Dragon), Mermaid (Fish-Man), and Returners to Ancestry or "Retrograde." A human consists of both a physical appearance and an illustration of its core psychology (soul shape). When instinct overpowers logic, people might come outside of their physical appearance. The state in which the physical and psychological self are switched is called Soul's Appearance. Ape-Men (or "normal" humans who evolved from monkeys) have the Soul's Appearance of monkeys, Madararui have the Soul's Appearance of other animals, and the Returners to Ancestry, well, they're something special…

The curly-haired kid, the silver-haired boy, and blond man stepped off the plane, all naturally taking in one long simultaneous breath of air.

"Japan!" Dino shouted, putting his hands on his hips. "It's not bad being back again though I'm missing Italia already!"

"You never told me why you're here anyway, old man!" Gokudera said with slight contempt.

Dino smiled and ruffled Gokudera's hair. "Important business, Gokkun."

Gokudera slapped the man's hand. "Don't call me that!"

Dino laughed while trotting away. "Come on, you two!" He called out. "Let's go get our lugga—" He fell flat on his face with a thud. Slowly, he sat up. Then stood. Then ran to the go get his stuff.

"Tha idiot." Gokudera grumbled. "How can he call himself an adult?" He started trudging off, but then stopped and looked to the boy behind him. "Come on, Lambo."

The boy jumped a bit then nodded, following after the silver-haired kid with a little reluctance.

"What's wrong, Tsu-kun?" Nana asked from the hallway while knocking on her son's door. "You have to go to school!" she said worriedly.

"I don't want to go!" Tsuna whimpered.

"At least come down and eat breakfast!" Nana said without getting a reply. She walked away with her brow furrowed in concern. "I wonder if he's being bullied…"

Tsuna shivered under his covers with his eyes leaking tears and snot trickling out his nose. "No, Mom," he whispered to himself. "You've got it wrong! This is much worse than bullying! This goes against the very fabric of everything I've known to be!"

You see, recently Tsuna had been seeing some weird stuff he didn't quite understand. One thing was that people have been clinging to him as of late. Girls hanging onto him by the arm and guys looming over him more than what was usual and what was usual was that things like this never happened! He didn't want to ride the train, knowing he'd be felt up again and he didn't want to go to school, purely out of fear of being raped! But that was only half of it. He wouldn't have minded getting touched by all those girls that were after him, that is, if they were human girls. But in his eyes, everyone's an animal! That's right, an animal! Mostly monkeys, but he's also seen scary things like bears and alligators. Even Kyoko, the cutest girl he's ever seen, had turned into a bear and his own mother had become a monkey, which was precisely the reason why he wasn't mentally prepared to have breakfast with her.

"I'm so scared!" He whined. Hours later, after school, another knock came to his door. "Y-Yes?" He mumbled.

"Tsuna? It's me. Are you okay?" The voice it was familiar… it was Yamamoto, the star baseball player of his school. He was glad to have such a popular student visit his house, the only issue was that Tsuna was afraid that Yamamoto had become an animal as well.

Tsuna faked a cough, there was no way he was going to see anyone until he felt that these hallucinations went away. "Just a little sick, sorry. Come back some other time!"

There was a pause before Yamamoto responded. "All right, but I'm going to slip the homework from today under the door." He said. "Among the papers, you'll find a charm. Wear it and come to school tomorrow, okay? I want to talk to you." Then Tsuna heard the sliding of the papers and Yamamoto's footsteps as the boy walked away. Tsuna gulped. Cautiously, he went to the papers and picked out the charm. He flinched at, dropping it to the floor. "For some reason, I really don't like its smell." He spread the homework out and looked at it with thoughtful eyes. "What could Yamamoto want with someone like me?"

"Oh, I already found schools for you two to attend." Dino said while looking around the large, nearly empty house.

"What?" Gokudera snapped. "We'll be staying here that long?"

Dino smiled and tapped Gokudera's nose. "If everything goes right, then we will!"

Gokudera glared at the man. "Urgh! Tell me why you're here already, will you?"

Dino chuckled. "First," His eyes narrowed slyly. "Tell me why you're here."

Gokudera felt a sharp pang through his heart and fell to the floor. "Dammit," He cursed. "This is the power of a heavy seed, huh?"

"Yep!" Dino said brightly. "So, don't keep making me frustrated with you, Gokkun. I'll tell you my secret once you confess why you were so eager to come to Japan with me."

Gokudera didn't say anything.

"Hey…" Dino began. "It couldn't have to do with your mom, could it?"

"Shut up! It's nothing to do with her! You have no right to mention her!" Gokudera hollered.

Lambo sighed, their quarrels were starting to get on his nerves.

"Then if it's what I believe it is." Dino said. "I'm going to warn you now that you should give up."

Gokudera's glare strengthened as Dino turned away and strode off to explore the rest of their new mansion.

"Why do you have to do that?" Lambo asked.

"Do what? He's the one being a dick!" Gokudera growled, grabbing the nearest item and throwing it against the wall.

"After being rescued when you were abandoned in the streets of Rome, I would think a kitty like you would be more appreciative." Lambo said.

Gokudera grabbed Lambo by his collar. "You don't get anything, princess!" He tossed the boy to the ground. "You don't know what it's been like so just keep quiet!" The silver-haired boy then stormed off, out the door.

Lambo sighed for what felt like the hundredth time that day. "You're the one who doesn't understand…" He muttered then laid back on the floor for a nap.

Tsuna dangled the charm in front of his face, enticed by its power. He looked to his left and right to see shivering students backing away from him.

"Even though everyone's stopped molesting me, now they're all repulsed by me!" Tsuna groaned to himself while treading through the halls, musing over which was worse. He also still had to deal with the fact that everyone looked like animals, but he couldn't skip school forever and coming to school that day might've been the only way he'd ever get a chance to talk with someone as cool as Yamamoto in public.

"What's with the frightened faces?" A familiar voice asked from behind him. Tsuna quickly shoved the charm in his pocket and turned around to see Hibari, the leader of the Disciplinary Committee… except to Tsuna he appeared as a black panther which was three times more scary than the already terrifying Hibari. Tsuna was frozen with fear, on the verge of fainting as Hibari leisurely made his way towards him. I'm going to die, Tsuna thought. I'm going to die!

Hibari stepped up to Tsuna and took a whiff.

"You reek of bear." The disciplinary committee leader said. He smirked. "What a pathetic attempt to protect you." He began reaching for the charm in Tsuna's pocket.

"Hey!" Yamamoto called out, leaping in front of Hibari. "What's going on? Is Tsuna in trouble?"

"Move, puppy." Hibari snarled. "You know better than to mess with someone of my caliber, don't you?"

"Yeah, I may get pretty wrecked for it, but I have to protect my friends." Yamamoto said with soft eyes, making Tsuna's heart skip a beat and Hibari scowl.

The leader of the prefects stepped back. "I'll retreat for now only because I don't feel like dealing with you and that bear right now." Hibari said, his gaze flashing to Sasagawa Ryohei who was running to the scene. "But don't get too attached to what will soon be mine." He looked to Tsuna and grinned. With an air of superiority, Hibari walked away.

Yamamoto exhaled, relieved that the danger was gone. His brain felt like it had been turned upside down. "That was scary." He laughed. "I thought I was going to die!"

Upon arriving at the scene, Ryohei punched Yamamoto making the younger boy let out a weak chuckle. "You idiot!" He roared. "He could've killed you!"

"Yeah!" Yamamoto said. "Luckily, you saved me!"

"If I weren't a heavy-seed, he would've gone ahead and attacked!"

"That would have sucked, but negative thinking like that isn't important right now!"

"True! My charm worked?"

"Like a charm!"

The two laughed at the corny joke and Tsuna swore he was going to die from confusion.

Lambo took a sip of wine and then relaxed back into the sofa. He watched as Romario and Bono carried in some more furniture. Gokudera entered the house behind them with his bottom lip sticking out.

"What's wrong?" Lambo asked. "Aren't you excited about starting school in the next few days?"

"Hardly," Gokudera scoffed. "That dumbass put me in wrong school! I know it for sure. He got our places switched or something!"

"You want to go where I'm going?" Lambo asked. "It's not a private school, but I requested that I don't go to a private school. They're too uptight and I feel it's harder to effectively skip classes."

"But the reason I came here…" Gokudera started, he held himself back. "Listen, just do me a favor and convince him to change me to your school too, alright?"

Lambo rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'll see what I can do."

"Mada… ra… rui?" Tsuna stuttered.

"Yes! And not only do we have the soul's appearances of awesome animals, but we're also totally extreme!" Ryohei shouted. Tsuna's jaw was dropped and on eof his eyebrows were raised. Ryohei went on, "You're a Returners to Ancestry or a 'retrograde'! That means while having the extreme aspects of a madararui, you also have an extreme aspect of ape-men, their fertility! Which means you can have lots and lots of fertile madararui babies!" He grabbed Tsuna by the shoulders and his nose flared. "So tons of madararui want you to extremely have their children, got it?"

Tsuna shook his head madly. "I don't get anything that's going on!"

Yamamoto laughed a bit, then he tried explaining. "Well, it's kind of like," He made some hand gestures and bit his lip. "And you're here." He lifted his hand in the air. "So you're super rare and super fertile." He moved his hand down a bit. "Heavy-seeds here are rare and not super fertile." He meshed his fingers and palms together. "So they need you for that kind of thing, you know?"

"No!" Tsuna hollered. "You two don't make any sense…"

Ryohei and Yamamoto looked at each other sadly. "We're not very good at explaining." They said blatantly.

Dino stood in the middle of the newly decorated room, looking everything over.

"It's perfect, Romario! Good job!" He said, giving his right-hand man a thumbs up.

"Thanks, boss!" Romario said, rubbing the back of his neck and blushing. "We all worked hard!"

"It's good to see your effort pay off!" Dino said. He wrapped an arm around Romario's neck. "What do you say we go out drinking tonight? Travel the streets of good ol' Giappone once again!"

"That sounds great! Work has been keeping us so busy!" Romario said before the door to the bedroom creaked open to reveal a yawning Lambo.

"Hey," The curly-haired boy said. "Can I talk to Dino alone, Romario?"

Romario's previously happy, joking face became more serious. He nodded and left, shutting the door behind him.

"What is it, Lambo?" Dino asked gently, advancing to the boy and gently cupping Lambo's face in his large hand. "Is something wrong? Do you need me to fix something? Just tell me how much money you need."

Lambo pushed the man away a bit. "No, it's not that."

With a little force, Dino put his hands on the boy's hips and pulled him close. "What is it then?"

"Gokudera wants to go to the same school as me." Lambo said, scratching his cheek. "Could you transfer him over?"

Dino let out a small chuckle. "There are reasons you don't understand for why I can't do that."

"Please?" Lambo begged. "I'll be lonely and scared at my new school otherwise." It was kind of a lie.

"I'm sure you'll be fine." Dino said, letting go of Lambo and walking away, he stopped when he heard Lambo say, "I'll be super unhappy and leave if you don't transfer him." Dino's jaw clenched and he closed his eyes tightly. Eventually he relaxed and turned to Lambo. "Fine." He grunted. "But don't think you can pull this sort of trick again." He stormed over to Lambo with a slight rage in his eyes, but even as he was looming over the smaller male, Lambo didn't flinch. "Damn," Dino whispered. "You fully know how to use power once you get it."

Lambo smiled, stood on his toes, and wrapped his arms around Dino's neck. "You need me too much to even dare hurt me, you stupid heavy-seed."

"Oh," Tsuna said while sitting in the nurses office. Dr. Shamal, Yamamoto, and Ryohei all surrounded him, looking down waiting to hear Tsuna's reaction to Shamal's explanation of the whole ordeal. "I get it. Madararui are humans whose soul's appearances are that of animals other than monkeys because of they had a different evolutionary line from Ape-Men and I'm a retrograde, the child of two monkeys with madararui ancestry so I am super fertile and I can have children that retain madararui characteristics. And madararui are spilt into heavy-seeds, middle-seeds, and light-seeds with heavy-seeds being the strongest, but also the least fertile and light-seeds being the weakest but very fertile. And a soul's shape or appearance can be split into the different categories of Nekomata (cats), Inujinnin (dogs), Kumakashi (bears), Jyanome (snakes), Mizuchi (dragons, whatever that means), and Mermaids (whales and stuff)."

The three other males in the room all gave each other proud glances, glad that their words seemed to have gotten across.

"I also get…" Tsuna said. "That you're all crazy! I mean, you've got to be kidding me! There's no way any of this makes sense! Stop lying and tell me what's really going on here, will you?"

Shamal put his head in his hand. "The kid is just like all other men: stupid! There's no way any of this is going to effectively get through to him!"

"Either way, we still have to protect him. We can't let an innocent guy like him out into the world without any idea of what's going on." Yamamoto said.

Ryohei agreed. "He's right. It's dangerous for him otherwise."

Shamal shrugged. "Arlight, then blind'im, Ryohei. You know how to do that, right?"

"What?" Tsuna shrieked, covering his eyes.

"That's not what the means, you ignorant fool!" Shamal snapped before turning his attention back to Ryohei. "Well?"

Ryohei's face burned a bright red. "Y-Yeah, but are you sure that's okay?"

"Yeah, what if Hibari finds out and goes after senpai?" Yamamoto said.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." Shamal said straight-forwardly.

"Eh?"

"I'm kidding. We'll mask Ryohei's scent with that of a snake's, that way no one will know who blinded Tsuna." Shamal said while taking out a bracelet made out of scales.

Ryohei and Yamamoto stared at him, then decided it was best if they did not ask how he got that.

Gokudera laid on his bed with his eyes fixed on the ceiling. He jolted out of surprise when the door closed without him realizing that it had ever been opened. "What do you want?" He said without caring who it was.

"It's me." Lambo said. "He said he'll transfer you."

"Thanks, man." Gokudera said, pulling out a pack of cigarettes.

"He's scaring me." Lambo admitted suddenly, trembling.

"He's losing his self-control, isn't he?" Gokudera asked.

Lambo nodded. "I know it'll have to happen one day since I owe him, but I'm still scared."

"Stop having to owe him then!" Gokudera hissed. "You let him treat you too well."

"You don't get it though!" Lambo hollered.

The cigarette that had been hanging in Gokudera's mouth, fell out. "What… don't I get? Wasn't I rescued from the pits just like you?"

"But I'm different. I'm special." Lambo said.

"You're just a dumb dog." Gokudera retorted. "Nothing special about you. Geez, this is why I hate dogs the most! So annoying!"

Lambo rushed out the room. "That's what you don't get…!"

All right, more of the storyline will be revealed next chapter... if you review that is. Heh heh :P