Disclaimer: Don't own Squall or Seifer, but Kisa is mine.

Note: Kisa's age differs. Don't want anyone to get confused even though it's a drabble. Mpreg is implied so if you don't like it…hit the back button. Simple as that. Otherwise enjoy!

Allergies

Squall walks into the kitchen to wash his dishes and he looks up when he hears multiple sneezes and finds two blondes still in their pajamas and looking like Bahumet chewed them up and spit them back out. Runny noses, red and puffy eyes, a few sneezes, and…well a disheveled appearance to put it in a nutshell.

"Don't you two look fabulous and ready to face the day?"

Seifer grunts and sits at the dining table and tosses the allergy pills in his mouth that the brunette gives to him and washes them down with water. Kisa joins his father and eats the breakfast on the table in front of him and Squall measures out some of what the younger blonde called "Liquid Hell". Language courtesy of Seifer, which Squall had to talk to Kisa about…

"Take your medicine and finish your breakfast cub. Your father and I are going to work in about half an hour and you have to go next door to-"

"Auntie Ma's. I know."

The older blonde sneezes again and Squall wrinkles his nose in disgust when he wipes his nose with his sleeve.

"Seifer?"

"Yeah babe?"

"If you wipe your nose on anything but a tissue…you aren't getting any sex for a month."

"I don't think I could give you any if I wanted to."

"…point taken."

Mud

"Seifer."

"Hnn?"

The blonde puts down the newspaper he was reading and looks at his brunette lover expectantly, then wrinkles his nose in disgust when he's handed a ball of mud with green eyes.

"Damn it Kisa! I know it's fun to play in mud…but twice a day every day is too much!"

"Uncle Irvine played with me!"

"Yeah? Well Uncle Irvine's gonna get it."

Emerald eyes widen, and the younger blonde pouts as Seifer carries him to the bathroom at arms length. After filling the tub and undressing his son, the blonde dumps the four-year-old into the tub and tosses the soiled clothes into the laundry basket.

"No more mud. Understand? I'm sick of giving you two baths every day."

"Why doesn't Momma do it?"

"Momma's too damn lazy to take care of you-OW!"

Seifer rubs the back of his head when Squall punches him and he turns to glare at the dark-haired man, only to find storm filled eyes glaring right back at him. If he was anyone but Seifer, he would have cringed and fled the scene…but he was Seifer. He grinned instead.

"Seifer, I suggest that you shut your mouth if you don't want to sleep on the couch."

"If I do that then I wouldn't be me."

"Daddy! You can sleep with me!"

The ex-knight turns to his son and kneels next to the tub, and helps the younger wash himself before draining the tub and retrieving the clean boy. Seifer wraps a towel around the small body and grins when he turns toward squall again.

"That's true…but I have to spend time with your mom too."

"We can all sleep together then!"

"I don't think so."

"Maybe another time cub. For now, you'll sleep in your room."

"Aww…okay."

Seifer hands Kisa to Squall, and steals a kiss from the younger man before allowing him to take their son to his room, and then returns to the living room to finish reading the newspaper. He was gonna get it tonight…and not the kind he wanted.

Cake

Seifer was tired from an entire day of teaching a bunch of idiotic kids that made his five-year-old look like a fucking mature adult, and he was ready to just sit down and relax. Of course, he wanted a piece of Kisa's leftover birthday cake before lounging on the couch or whatnot. So the blonde tiredly walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator door, only to gawk at its emptiness. No cake, no food…nothing. not even a god damn carrot. He hoped to Hyne that Squall was out grocery shopping after noticing his and Kisa's absence.

The front door opens and closes, and a small body runs into the kitchen and instantly attaches itself to Seifer's leg.

"We went shopping!"

"Good. I was starting to think we might have to eat you for dinner!"

The blonde growls playfully as he grabs his son and mercilessly tickles him, and the younger boy squeals with delight before begging to be let go. After a few more moments of tickle torture, Seifer places Kisa back on the ground and helps the now entering, struggling brunette with the load of groceries. After putting the food in their respectful places, the family of three sit on the couch in the living room, and Squall reveals a plastic container of cookies with a rare smile on his smile. It was a small one…but still…

" I felt a bit bad for eating the last piece of cake when you said you were going to have it, so I bought some of your favorite cookies to make up for it."

"Snicker doodles?"

"Of course."

"I love you babe."

Seifer grabs Squall's face and lays a sloppy kiss on his lips, which causes the brunette to scowl, and grabs a couple of cookies. Almasy grin and all.

Fears

Squall lifts the covers and slides in bed next to Seifer and buries his face into the blonde's back. Their son was finally down for the night, and all that was left was to relax in bed, enjoy the other's company, and look forward to the next day which had vacation written all over it.

"Momma! You didn't check the closet!"

The brunette groans quietly and nudges Seifer awake who groans in response and mumbles incoherently.

"Who's dying?"

"No one. I forgot to check the closet for monsters in Kisa's room…you go do it."

"Kisa! Go to bed! The only monster in this house is me!"

Seifer adjusts the covers and mutters under his breath again as he makes himself comfortable again, and then opens his eyes when a small hand pats his face after the sound of feet walking into his and Squall's room. A single jade eye opens and its owner sighs when it finds identical jade eyes staring back at him.

"Yeah…but you won't try to eat me."

"…"

Seifer sits up and picks up Kisa and lays him in the middle of the bed and lays back down and closes his eyes.

"Daddy?"

"What Kisa?"

"I got to go potty…"

Seifer groans loudly.

Rain

Seifer inhales deeply as the sound of the ocean's waves relaxes him, and he closes his eyes to revel in the peaceful oblivion. The tiny creature on his chest shivers from the slight breeze and the blonde covers the infant with his trench coat. It was a nice day to relax and spend time with the baby and let Squall wind down without having to worry about Kisa.

The ex-knight scrunches his nose up when a drop of water lands on it and he opens his eyes when rain begins to pour down on the two, and Seifer curses as he hurries to his feet. After making sure the baby boy was secure and dry under his trench coat, the blonde runs back to Balamb and into the house next to Zell's mother's. A towel is quickly thrown onto his head as soon as he walks through the door, and Squall takes the child from him.

"Just so you know…that doesn't count as a shower."

"I know that!"

Seifer violently dries his hair with the towel and he tenses up when Kisa sneezes. Squall raises an eyebrow at the man's stillness, and then rolls his eyes when the blonde begins to rant.

"It was sunny just twenty minutes ago…"

"Seifer…"

"…I swear Hyne has something against me…"

"Seifer."

"…and then the damn sky had to take a royal piss…"

"Take off your boots and your coat when you're done ranting about nothing and come eat dinner."

The brunette shakes his head as he walks into the small dining room, leaving behind the baby's father to his ranting. Squall wouldn't wait though. Seifer tended to rant about absolutely nothing for quite a while, and this time was no different. It looked like the blonde was going to eat dinner by himself again.

A/N: I would love reviews for this to see if anyone enjoyed it. I'm thinking of writing an actual story if anyone does. So if you would like to see a story, then leave some reviews plz! ^_^