"Who are you?"

Reno turned around and smiled. He sat in the awesome swirly chair of doom in Rufus' office. "My name is Reno." he said in a mysterious tone.

"How did I get here?"

"I'm not to sure about that one, Kaname. Anyways, I need your help."

Kaname stared at Reno before sitting down in a nearby chair and crossing his left leg over his right. He waited patiently to hear what the strange person in front of him had to say.

"I am a fan of things that go boom. Vampires go boom in the sunlight thus the reason for your help."

"You want me to go…Boom?" Kaname asked, uncertain if he should rip the other's throat out at that moment or not.

Reno shook his head and pointed to the poster that Rufus had set up in his office. "I want you to help me kill them."

"You want me to help you kill…Twilight characters?"

"They are crazy psycho angst filled teenagers that OD on speed and bathe in body glitter!" Reno shouted, slamming his hands on the desk in front of him.

Kaname gave him a dumbfounded look and got up to leave. He couldn't believe that he was dragged here by god knows what force and had to listen to this creep about angst teenagers. He was loosing valuable Yuuki time! Well between that and inadvertently annoying Zero.

"They call themselves vegetarian vampires because they drink animal blood. Did I not mention that the SPARKLE in SUNLIGHT?" Reno asked, grabbing the vampire's attention.

The brunette stopped in his tracks, his eye twitching a twitchy twitch that no one had seen before. He turned around slowly, his fangs bared and eyes red with anger as he stared Reno down. "Vampires don't SPRAKLE nor do we go out in the SUN." Kaname growled, quickly finding his way back to the desk and digging his nails into the wood.

With a smirk, the red haired Turk leaned on the desk. "Help me make them go boom. They need to go boom of the boomy boom!" He said menacingly.

Kaname stared intently at the turk before releasing his hands from the desk stood straight. "Usually I try and avoid violence, but I'll make an exception this time." He informed Reno, his face set in that nonchalant manner he seems to favor.

Reno loved the idea that he was finally going to see a "vampire" blow up even if he was getting help from one. Now those in the audience wondered how this was going to turn out…

To be continued!