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Lelouch Lamperouge woke up and ran to the kitchen. He said "I'm super hungry." He tried to grab a few pieces of bread to use for toast, but he accidentally dropped a whole bag of bread on the floor. He started grabbing the pieces of bread off the floor and putting them back into the bag.

C. C. replied "Please stop doing that. That bread is ruined. It'll taste weird since it's been on the floor."

Lelouch said "You're too obsessed with being healthy. This bag of bread is full of tasty stuff." Lelouch tried to pour a glass of milk into a glass, but he accidentally spilled a gallon of milk on the floor. He tried to get the milk off the floor and back into the carton. He said "This is really hard."

C. C. replied "I hate to mock you Lelouch, but you need to be more careful and not try to eat rotten food."

Lelouch said "Bread and milk that was on the floor for a minute isn't expired. It has tons of flavor left."

C. C. sighed and replied "I'll clean up the milk you spilt. Throw away the bag of bread."

Lelouch said "I'll go throw it in the garbage can."

C. C. replied "Okay."

Lelouch went outside so he could eat the bag of bread without getting in trouble. He spent several minutes outside eating the bread. After that he went back inside and said "Getting to the garbage can took longer than I thought it would."

C. C. replied "I would believe you if I didn't chewing sounds coming from you."

Lelouch stopped chewing the last piece of bread and said "I couldn't of wasted the bag of bread. It cost tons of money."

C. C. replied "It smells like an expired breakfast in here. I need some fresh air. I'll be back soon."

Lelouch said "Okay." After C. C. walked out Lelouch started reading ripped up comic books that he found in a garbage can.

C. C. walked around outside and enjoyed the fresh air. However she felt a little cold so she said "It's too cool today."

Lloyd Asplund responded "That works well for cold hearted people like me."

C. C. said "Hi Earl of Pudding. What's going on?"

Lloyd responded "I have a favor that I need somebody to do for me."

C. C. said "I assume you want somebody to buy gallons of pudding for you."

Lloyd responded "Actually I had a pudding invention installed in my house. It makes a few thousand gallons of pudding per day. Sadly I'm too busy being a scientist to check up on the machine. I need some help from you."

C. C. sighed and asked "What's do you need?"

Lloyd said "I want you to move into my house so you can make sure that my machine is always working. If the machine starts acting crazy or is breaking I would need you to call me."

C. C. replied "That's not a offer that I'm a big fan of."

Lloyd said "I would let you stay there for free. In fact I would pay you to guard the machine."

C. C. asked "So I would basically get a free home as well as money for just protecting the machine?"

Lloyd said "Yeah."

C. C. replied "That's a somewhat interesting offer. I'm going to think about your deal and thank you for such a nice offer."

Lloyd said "You're welcome. I'll visit you in a few days and ask for your answer."

C. C. went back home and said "I got a interesting offer from the Earl of Pudding."

Lelouch replied "I read some interesting comic books. A majority of the pages were missing, but that added a lot of mystery to the stories."

C. C. told Lelouch about Lloyd's offer. She said "Lloyd's offer is somewhat tempting. It would be like half moving since I'm not allowed to spend nights there."

Lelouch replied "But if you moved to his house you wouldn't live with me anymore."

C. C. said "Actually I would still live here, but not during the day. We would see each other less often, but we wouldn't be separated forever."

Lelouch replied "But I would miss you sometimes. However I wouldn't have to deal with you judging me when I eat somewhat gross food and drinks that have been on floors, sidewalks, and parking lots. I also wouldn't have to deal with you gobbling down a dozen pizzas per day."

C. C. went to her room and decided to make a call. Emperor Charles answered the phone and grumpily asked "What do you want?"

C. C. said "I want to talk to the Empress."

Charles responded "Whatever." Charles threw the phone and Empress Marianne caught it.

C. C. said "I need some advice."

Marianne replied "I'm the best at that. What's going on?"

C. C. said "The Earl of Pudding made a offer to pay me to guard his new invention during the day. To do that I would move into his house and stay there during a majority of the day. It's a tempting offer, but thinking about it oddly makes me feel sad."

Marianne replied "I know the reason for that."

C. C. asked "What is it?"

Marianne answered "If you spent your days guarding Lloyd's goofy machine you'd miss your future husband."

C. C. said "Lelouch and I aren't dating."

Marianne replied "You love him more than anything, even more than pizza. I know you better than anybody since I'm your future mom."

C. C. said "Of course I care about Lelouch, but you exaggerate my feelings like crazy."

Marianne replied "Well you hide your feelings as much as superheroes hide their secret identities."

C. C. said "You made some extremely untrue comments, but you're right about me missing Lelouch if I moved."

Marianne replied "I'm right. Lelouch is what your entire life is about. You love him as much as I love the Emperor. Me and the Emperor's wedding anniversary is in a few months. You and Lelouch should get married on that day. It would be the sweetest thing ever."

C. C. said "Stop exaggerating how close me and Lelouch are!"

Marianne replied "If you didn't fib about your feelings so often I wouldn't have to pressure you so often."

C. C. said "I better go talk to Lelouch."

Marianne asked "Should I start scheduling your wedding?"

C. C. screamed "No!"

Marianne sighed and said "Okay future daughter."

After C. C.'s phone call she went into the living room. Lelouch was drinking expired strawberry milk and was still reading expired comic books. C. C. said "There's a few things that I need to tell you Lelouch."

Lelouch asked "What's going on?"

C. C. said "Even though the Earl of Pudding's offer is really tempting and cool I feel like I can't accept it. I would miss spending days with you, because you're the best person I've ever met."

Lelouch replied "I love hearing that. Crowds of people have told me that recently. I always get excited about it. I signed autographs for an hour a few days ago."

C. C. said "I really like you and despite your antics I love hanging out with you."

Lelouch replied "I enjoy spending time with you too."

C. C. blushed and said "I have feelings for you."

Lelouch replied "People tend to have a variety of feelings when it comes to people: happiness, sadness, madness, love, hatred, and lots of confusion."

C. C. said "I hope you're okay with me still living here."

Lelouch replied "Of course I am. My life would be a lot more boring without you." C. C. kissed Lelouch's hands. Lelouch decided to kiss his shoes.

C. C. said "You're so weird, but I suppose you're lovely in a eccentric way."

Lelouch proudly said "I'm the prince of great shoes."

A few days later Lloyd went to Lelouch and C. C.'s house. C. C. said "Hi Earl of Pudding."

Lloyd replied "I'm quite thrilled to hear your answer. My pudding machine is one of the most amazing inventions ever."

Lelouch asked "Who made the machine?"

Lloyd said "I spent money that I was supposed to use for my job to make it. My superiors and co-workers were so mad at me."

C. C. said "Your offer was very nice and tempting, but I'm turning it down. I would miss my awesome Lelouch if I moved away."

Lloyd replied "Well thank goodness you turned down my offer."

C. C. asked "Why did you say that?"

Lloyd said "I wasn't actually going to let you move in and guard the machine. I was getting bored so I made you a fake offer to troll you. I figured it would cause you and Lelouch tons of drama and confused emotions. This turned out to be a delightful event." Lloyd laughed.

C. C. said "Sweetie I think it's time that we get revenge on this wise guy."

Lelouch replied "Great idea."

Lloyd said "I better go before I get punished for my questionable pranks." Lloyd ran out of the house so Lelouch and C. C. ran after him.