Bufords gramps
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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...1800 hours Danvill retirement center...
Bufords gramps smoked his pipe then spoke to Phineas and his friends.
"Yeah, I was set up in the baltics with Kennedy when I learned his terrible secret"...
…..FLASHBACK...
JFK smiled from the top of his ship. "Ich bin ein berliner."
A younger sailor Gramps gasped in horror. "He's a Nazi! Get him Boys!"
And with Gramps leading the charge the sailors heroicly beat JFK to death.
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"Yeah, turns out JFK was a Hitler clone created to bring about the 4th Reich. To prevent a nation wide panic. They used a body double to fake his assassination. They deliberately botched it and faked a conspiracy behind that to throw people off the scent while the government busied itself cracking down on Nazi infiltrators."
He paused again to puff on his pipe. "Of course the whole thing was above top secret, punishable under penalty of torture-"
Gramps paled as his old mind finally caught up to what he was saying. "Er, I mean...Don't listen to me! What do I know? I'm just a senile old coot! Look! I am The Lindbergh baby! Goo goo! I want my fly-fly da da!-"
CRASH!
And like that, Gramps was out the window and on his way to Mexico...
After a moment of stunned silence-
"Ferb, I know what were going to do today!"
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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