Heroes Big Brother!
Julie Chen: Welcome to Heroes Big Brother. Everybody will be staying here for 8 weeks.
Lets introduce our houseguests!
Sylar: Everyone knows who we are.
Hiro: AAAAHHH! SYLAR! Run for your lives! (subtitles)
Ando: Shut-up. (subtitles)
Julie Chen: Again, here are the houseguests: Niki, Peter, Nathan, Hiro, Ando, Claire, Noah, Mohinder, and the infamous Sylar. You all will find your rooms and then meet in the backyard for the first Head of Household Competition.
Later, after the guests have found their rooms, they proceed to go to the backyard.
Sylar: POWER!!! Precious POWER! I need it! I want it! I will have it!
Hiro: He just needs to shut his face. (Subtitles)
Ando: You are one to talk. (Subtitles)
Julie Chen: Please talk in English from now on.
Hiro: Okay. He makes a sad face.
Julie Chen: Alright, for our first competition, you will have to stand on one foot for as long as possible. And Sylar, no using telekinesis.
Sylar: Awww. Okay.
Julie Chen: 3, 2, 1, GO!
15 minutes later...
Julie Chen: The only people left standing are Ando and Mohinder.
Sylar: Okay, how are they still standing and I got out 4 minutes and 59 seconds ago?
Mohinder laughs at Sylar and in the process, falls over.
Julie Chen: ANDO WINS!!!
Sylar: How did Ando win? He doesn't even have any powers!! Why is he even in this house? This is supposed to be for HEROES! Not ZEROES!
Sylar chuckles to himself.
Julie Chen: Alright Ando, you have 5 minutes to choose who you want to nominate for eviction.
Ando: I already know who I want. I want Niki and Sylar.
Julie Chen: Alright, well right now is the power of veto competition and whoever wins can change who is on the nomination block and can replace the nominee with anyone on the show.
Sylar: Even you?
Julie Chen: Sure, but I don't know why you would want to do that.
Sylar: Because you are REALLY annoying and you have really big hair.
Julie Chen: Anyways, the POV Competition is right now! The people Participating are Hiro, Ando, Niki, Sylar, and Noah. You must now walk on your hands. The person who walks the longest distance without falling wins. Hiro, you are up first.
Hiro walks 4 feet and falls over.
Julie Chen: Ando, you are up next.
Ando walks 4 and a half feet and then falls over.
Julie Chen: Niki, you are up next.
Niki walks 2 feet and falls over into a pit of snakes.
Niki: AHHHHHH!!!!
Niki gets eaten by the snakes.
Julie Chen: Ummm, I guess we will be back next week! Stay tuned to see what happens and the exciting twist!