Camp Happy
By: xx strawberrylube xx
Chibi Ra-Ra (Quelz-chan cleverly disguised!): Hellooooh!
Chibi Kai-Kai (Kairee-san sorta cleverly disguised sorta!): This is me & Chibi Ra-Ra's first Naruto yaoi fic! YAY!
Chibi Ra-Ra: YAY! GO YAOI!
Chibi Kai-Kai: Yeah, disclaimer time…then for our fantabulous fanfic, Camp Happy! Our OOC Camp fic…AU-ness, buddy! XD
DISCLAIMER: We don't own Naruto, and we aren't making any money off of this either! I wish we were though…
(P.S. This fic will probably not be BETA-ed so, please...no meanie-faced comments)
(P.S. P.S... Sure… Anyway, please no flames, 'cause we started this when only one of us knew what we were talking about, so…yeah, please be nice and use your imagination.)
A pink bus with a simile face and rainbows pulls onto a dirt road with a pink sign hanging above it reading "Happy Campers Camping Grounds and Camp"
'What kind of fucked up name is "Happy Campers Camping Grounds and Camp"!' Neji thought to himself.
"A very retarded name, that's what!" Sasuke said, answering his thought…somehow…
Neji glared at Sasuke and said nothing.
Suddenly the big pink bus comes to a screeching halt
"All right, everybody off," the bus driver said in a perky tune, "Get your spirits up, up, up! No need to slouch, here's…a…CUP!" and gave Gaara a strange bunny-shaped cup.
"Thanks…" Gaara said; getting off the bus, then smashed the cup with his hand. "…Sonuvabitch…SO FUCKIN' PERKY!" Turning back to the bus driver, Gaara yelled, "FUCK YOU, PERKY MAN!
The group of kids walk into a big, green cabin with a HUGE simile face painted on the door
"HELLO!" the counselor greeted with a smile, walking out from the bathroom.
"God, another fucking perky person…?"Gaara mumbled to himself.
"Don't worry, Gaara, everything will turn out okay," Neji smiled and patted his shoulder and Gaara's eye twitched.
Naruto popped out of nowhere in front of Gaara and Neji and proclaimed, pointing to the counselor, "Hey! Who's the freaky lookin' dude?"
"Hello, Campers! My name is…" the counselor began.
"DICK SUCKER!" Naruto cut in, laughing hysterically. Kiba let out a howl of laughter and fell on his butt.
"No…" he said, glaring at Naruto, "My name is Kakashi. Kakashi Hatake."
"Well, Mister Cock-ashi, you're face makes me wanna DOO-DOO!" Naruto howled along-side Kiba once again.
Sasuke started staring at Kakashi's left eye, and Kiba said "Yoz, whatcha starin' at?"
"Hm..? Oh, nothing…" Sasuke said blankly with a slight blush.
"OOOOKAY," Kiba said, then turned to Naruto and began laughing again.
'What was he staring at me for?' Kakashi thought to himself, 'Whatever, and he's pretty cute…'
Naruto noticed Sasuke's blush and said, "Uh…Sasuke are you blushing!"
"N-NO!" Sasuke shouted.
"OoOoOo, so you sway that way…and for a counselor, too!" Naruto announced and Kiba began laughing even harder and fell to his knees; Gaara just tuned them out.
Neji began to stare at Gaara's –nice, fine, soft- butt, and Gaara felt like he was being watched, but thought nothing of it.
"Well…to the cabins!" Kakashi said, showing the group to the door.
At Cabin #2
"Here, happy campers…" Kakashi began, looking at his clipboard, "Gaara, Neji and Sasuke will be in here with…" He turned the page of the clipboard and looked up with a smile, "ME!"
"YES!" Neji exclaimed out of the semi-silence. "…I mean…OW! A…uh…pine-needle…eh-heh-heh…"
'Damn…the same cabin…with HIM!' Sasuke thought to himself, 'It's gunna be HARD to sleep this next week!' (Take this however you think XD)
"OFF TO THE NEXT CABIN!" Kakashi exclaimed, with a 'n.n' kinda smile.
At Cabin #3
"This is cabin 3. This cabin will have…Naruto, Kiba, and Lee…and this cabin is the only cabin with 2 counselors, so…DEAL WITH IT!" Kakashi smiled, "The counselors are…"
At that moment the bus driver walked in.
"The bus driver is also a counselor!" Naruto shrieked, pointing to the bus driver.
"Yes, Naruto, he is…And you'll be rooming with him!"
A voice from the back of the group spoke up with a, "YEP! This will be FUN, brother!" He flipped his hair to the other shoulder and put in, "Isn't it a surprise I'm the DRAMA class director's assistant?"
"….Itachi's here? What the hell is he doing here?" Sasuke said uneasily, without turning around.
"HEY! …Who's the drama director?" Naruto piped up with a scrunched up face.
"ME! 3" An odd voice from the window said.
"GAI!" Itachi and Rock Lee said in unison, Kakashi turning to the slightly open window with a leg sticking in.
"….WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!" Naruto yelled lately, standing up, "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE BUS DRIVER!"
"Yes," Kakashi said very bluntly, "Next cabin!"
Yaadaa Yaadaa, everyone gets a cabin assignment, Sasuke & Itachi argue…HERE WE GO! –Play- (Now lunch time)
"I wonder what slop they serve here," Gaara said sarcastically.
"YES, GAA-CHAN! I WONDER!" Neji said loudly, putting a finger to his chin. "I hope it's popcorn, orange juice, and pickles!" n.n
Gaara just stared; Neji blushed.
Sasuke said bravely, picking up a tray, "Well, I only hope it's edible…" The first 'food' choice bubbled and gurgled. "Uh...m… I don't have much of an appetite," he said to the lunch lady. Dropping his tray, he ran out of the lunch room with his mouth and stomach.
Meanwhile, Naruto sat down next to Neji and tried to have a conversation. "Hey, Neji," he began, "How ya doin'?"
"Fine, Naruto! And you?" Neji replied sarcastically, his blush hardly wearing off.
"Neji…You know you're blushing, right?"
"It's Gaara's fault, so shut up, you Jerk-Off!"
"WHAT! YOU JERK OFF WHILE THINKING OF GAARA! GOD, NOT YOU, TOO! EVERYONE IS SWAYING THAT WAY NOW!" Naruto sobbed.
"Neji…does what?" Gaara looked up from his slop of lunch, which appeared to twitch and spazz.
"IT'S NOT TRUE, GAARA! I SWEAR! NARUTO'S THE ONE WHO'S GAY! HE SCREWS KIBA!"
"What?" Kiba said, looking up from where he was sitting, next to a blonde, "Naruto wants to screw me?" He shrugged, "Okay, he can, I really don't care…"
Everyone: Stares at Kiba.
"Kiba, you're gay? Why didn't you tell me? I would've gone out with you…" The blonde person next to Kiba said –name unknown-.
"Hey, who's the hot chick?" Naruto asked, tilting his head to the blonde-y.
"Uhm…Deidara, and by the way, I'm a guy…" the blonde said, putting his hand out to Naruto.
"Oh…" he said, shaking his hand sub-consciously.
"SEE! I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY!" Neji yelled, standing up and pointing at him. Naruto gave Neji a not-so-deathy Death Stare.
"'KAY! LET'S GO!" Kakashi said out of no-where.
"But we have just started eating!" Lee yelled in protest with an accusing finger pointed at Kakashi.
"It's not like we were eating…" Gaara said, and got up from where he was sitting.