This is absolute crack lol. I made this after talking to my friend which I was relatively hyper oh and pipers in her house, the one she shared with her 29 siblings

Shakira knocked on Pipers door. "Piper?" She listened through the door way. Nothing. "Piper if u don't open the door I'm gonna come in and get you myself…heck with that I'll do it anyway" she said as she opened the door. The room was covered in books. The stacks went up to her waist. She looked around the room and saw piper in a corner.
"Hehehehehehehehe" she laughed.
"Piper what's u-"
"no no no don't interrupt me I'm also done" She said clutching a book.
"Piper you've already read that…what's up with you, you look… umm…..weird" Shakira backed away a bit.
" I HAVENT BEEN TO BORDERS IN A MONTH!"

What did I tell you? Absolute crack. Lol review