Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. It belongs to Kishimoto. Also, part of this plot belongs to Karin Ochibi-chan.
'BLAHBLAHBLAH' Sakura's thoughts
"Hey forehead!"
"What is it pig?"
"Where's your mom? I haven't seen her lately."
Sakura Haruno sighed and looked around the room. Her gaze lingered on the picture frame above the television. The picture was taken about a year ago when she and her mom went to Tokyo Disneyland. In it they were both giving each other bunny ears and posing in front of a ferris wheel. She could remember the day like it was just yesterday. Their mouths had turned blue and pink from eating too much cotton candy and they each were holding onto a stuffed animal, a monkey for Sakura's mom -Aiko- and a fox for Sakura.
"-ra! Sakura!" Sakura's best friend, Ino Yamanaka, was snapping her fingers in Sakura's face.
"Huh?" Sakura snapped out of her reverie and quickly glanced at Ino.
"Answer my question!" Ino's eyes narrowed and she started tapping her foot.
"Oh yeah, that. She's on a date with her newest boyfriend."
Ino's eyes widened, "WHAT?!? She has another boy-toy?!"
"Yup," Sakura rolled her eyes at Ino's reaction.
Sakura and Ino were both at Sakura's house. The two girls were very close, but rarely got to see each other. Sakura went to Suna High during the school year, whereas Ino went to Konoha High. Summer vacation had just started for the two of them, so in order to celebrate they held a movie-fest; consisting of only them. The two had already made many plans that would last the entire summer.
"So, what's he like?" Ino asked, putting on a second coat of purple nail polish on her big toe.
"Hmm," Sakura was also painting her toes, but she used pink nail polish instead, "I don't know. I've never met him."
Ino pouted at the lack of information, "How long has your mom been dating him?"
"It's almost 8 months."
"8 MONTHS?!?" Ino screeched, "YOU SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HIM!"
Sakura paused for a minute, "Well, he does have good choice in chocolate."
Ino slapped her head. Sakura was well known with her obsession of chocolate in the neighborhood.
"And besides, it doesn't matter. My mom's probably going to dump him soon anyways."
"Well if your mom's been dating him for that long then it must be serious."
Sakura pouted, "I-no! My mom's not going to be serious about anyone."
Just then the front door burst open and Aiko Haruno came skipping into the living room.
"Sakura!" Sang Aiko, "I have a surprise for you!"
Sakura's face lit up, "Is it chocolate?"
"No," Sakura sulked until her mom started talking again, "Look at this!"
Aiko lifted up her hand and showed a 2 carat sparkling diamond ring on her fourth finger.
Sakura and Ino gaped at it, "Uh... Mom? What is that?"
"Kakashi proposed to me!"
'Oh so that's his name.' Ino thought
"And I said yes!"
"...What." Sakura said it more like a statement than a question.
"And I invited him and his family for dinner tonight! They're outside right now!"
The words finally sunk into Sakura's mind, "WHAT?!?"
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'Shoot me now. Shoot me now. Shoot me now,' Sakura's mind was playing the same mantra over and over again as her mother went outside to call the 'guests' in.
Soon, Aiko walked inside giggling with her soon-to-be husband.
"Oh dear lord," Sakura groaned and made a face at the couple.
"Wow. They really do like each other..."
"No duh pig." Sakura shuddered before turning to her mom. The scene was become very awkward for her, "Didn't you say something about dinner?"
"Oh!" Aiko clapped her hands, "That's right! But I still have to introduce the rest of the family!"
"And that's my cue to leave," Ino mumbled to Sakura, "Ms. Haruno, I'll be going now."
"Nonsense! You're like family! You can stay!" Aiko went to the door beckoned the people outside to come in.
"No really, I should get... going." Ino's eyes glazed over as she stared at the people entering the house.
"Huh? Ino are you ok?" Sakura looked in the direction that Ino was staring. Her jaw dropped, "What the Swedish Chocolate is this?"
In walked nine totally hot guys. Each of them looked completely different with their hair colors varying from yellow to black.
"Boys," Kakashi said, "Introduce yourself."
The first person to step up was a blond boy, "HI! My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I am 16 years old and I LOVE ramen! My goal is to be the future Hokage. My best friend is that teme over there and my blood type is-"
"That's enough Naruto." Kakashi pointed at the next person, "Hurry up."
"Sasuke Uchiha." 'Antisocial.'
"Gaara" 'Aww… He looks like a sadistic panda!'
"Neji Hyuuga." 'Won't talk… again.'
"Itachi Uchiha." 'Dear god. Do none of these people talk?!?"
"I'm Deidara, un." 'Hmm.. He looks a lot like Ino.'
"This is Tobi! Tobi is a good boy. Nice to meet you pretty lady!" Sakura blushed at his comment.
"This is troublesome… I'm Shikamaru Nara." 'Seems like a lazy arse.'
"I'm Kiba and this is my dog Akamaru." There was a small white puppy inside the collar of Kiba's jacket. 'IT'S SO CUTE!'
"I'm Ino Yamanaka!" She waved and winked to the 9 people.
Sakura shuddered, seeing her best friend flirt with her future step-brothers felt wrong. On so many levels.
"Who are you, un?" Deidara looked at Sakura with a questioning gaze.
"Sakura Haruno. Lover of chocolate, sweets, lemons, and chocolates. I also happen to like foxes. I think sporks equal world domination and Twilight is the nemesis of all vampires."
It was silent for a moment before Naruto started talking, "You said chocolate twice."
"I know."
The eight boys looked at her strangely. Ino, who was already used to Sakura's behavior, sighed and rolled her eyes, "Jeez forehead. Try not to scare your new step brothers so early."
"I'm not scaring them pig. They wanted to know about me, so I gave them information."
"That might have been too much information."
Sakura grinned.
The group stared at each other awkwardly until Aiko called for dinner. Naruto was the first one to leave, followed by the rest of his brothers. Sakura and Ino shared a look before they walked inside. This was going to be one crazy night.
Not that Sakura minded.
OK! This is my first Naruto story!
Once again thanks to Karin Ochibi-chan for letting me use her idea from a Gakuen Alice fanfic, Family Complex, and for boosting up my writing confidence. I LOVE YOU KARIN-CHAN!
This chapter is unbeta-ed so if you find any mistakes please be sure to tell me! The next chapter will be longer, hopefully.