AN: It's going to be torture to have to finish reading My Immortal, and then after wards play the drinking game (With Milk or water maybe) but I am going to do it, because I wanted to write this. This is sort of a parody of My Immortal (if you couldn't tell, though I am damn sure you could, after all it's called My Mortal) But after I read most of the story, it occurred to me that there was actually a way to make My Immortal make some sense using part of the plot of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode. You might know which one I'm talking about….unless you have never watched the show. Also I don't think this will be as bad as My Immortal even if I'm parodying it, or at least I hope not.
Additional note: You hear that? That's the sound of the fourth wall breaking even before the real story starts.
Hello, my name is Pearl Cicero and I have short white hair that changes colours slightly in sun like a pearl (but my parents didn't know this when I was born, I was named after my aunt) and golden eyes like a cats or maybe a dragons. A lot of people tell me I look like a crazy cat lady who lived with her cats so long she started looking like them (cause we all know there's a crazy cat lady living near us somewhere) I've been told I'm related to a guy named Hugo that books bands for the Yule Ball, but I'm not sure I really want to be. I have some minor psychic powers, but they are only link to this one girl named Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, so they're not that great. Did I mention I have tan skin? I am a witch and go to Hogwarts, I would tell you the exact location but all I know is it is somewhere in Scotland. I'm in my seventh year there, because I am seventeen years old.
I'm not all that into showing off my body, with only the exception of my legs because I like wearing skirts and knee high socks or stockings. I would go into detail about what I was wearing but that's a waste of time, because it was just a normal uniform. I was standing outside of Hogwarts in the slush listening to my friend Colin Creevey (AN: if she gets to do what ever the hell she wants [she as in Tara] I get to have my Colin! D: ) who was talking about the strange weather. Since it was snowing and raining at the same time, the sun wasn't visible, which made me feel slightly sad. Suddenly I noticed a girl that was barely wearing any clothes at all (….I didn't notice her in that way) and I recognized her, she was Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. We smiled sheepishly repressing our laughter and waved at her. Since I knew what she was going to do I place my hand in front of Colin's eyes just before she flipped us off. She then turned around because Draco Malfoy had yelled out her name. I watched as they talked for barely a minute before she was called over to her friends. Draco walked off and I felt this strange feeling in my stomach, something wasn't right. I tried to focus on Colin's chatter about how he didn't like when I placed my hand in front of his eyes, but I could only manage to half pay attention to him.
AN: I literally have to reread every chapter I am writing just so I can write them in Pearls POV. Man this is going to be torture but I must endure! Review please, feel free to flame, correct my spelling and or grammar or point out things that can be fixed to make it sound more like My Immortal.