An Ox settled the camera into place just a little bit more, and then smiled. "Alright, I think that's it. Dillamond! Come into the study! I have something for you!"
A young Goat carrying an emerald color human came into the study. "Yeah? What is it?"
"Come look at this!" The Ox sat the Goat down. "I set up something where people can ask you questions, and you can answer them. I thought it might help give you a support group for you."
"…Professor…what exactly is this supposed to accomplish?"
"Stress relief. And how many times do I have to tell you? You live in my house now. Call me Oxford."
"Ok…" the Goat said. "So, what exactly am I supposed to do?"
"Well, to start, just tell them a little bit about yourself." The baby in the Goat's arms gurgled. "And Elphaba, too."
"Alright…" The Goat cleared his throat. "Hello! So, um, my name is Dillamond, I'm nineteen, and…" He held up the baby. "This is my daughter Elphaba. We're pretty sure she's about a month old. And we're not sure why she's green, before you ask. Um…I'm a full time college student, and a part time dishwasher. And I'm currently living with one of my professors. Was that good?"
The Ox nodded. "That's good enough for now. I'm sure you'll probably be getting more questions soon."
"…yay…?"