The Tale of the Shameless Gamer
Next is the tale of a teen named L,
Who lived in the world of HP, MAC, and Dell.
Playing D&D in his messy room
Ne'er a beam of light reached the doom and Gloom
His pride and joy was his new computer screen
Brand new, shiny, and pristine
Waiting to unveil to him the Creed of Assassins,
And the Gears of War which were his passions.
One day he finally left his cave,
For to his games he had become a slave
And after conquering the Craft of War,
He needed a new game on which to score.
So down to blockbuster he did go
But what he found was quite a show
Down by the video games in such a plight
Was a slim brunette by the name of Light
Now needless to say the two had fun
And back to L's house they did run
They spent hours helping Mario not get hurt
All the while playing the game of flirt
Although the two fell instantly in love
To L games were king when push came to shove
Light feeling lost and ignored,
While L was sleeping snuck through the door
Smashing L's new controls and screens
When L woke up he did scream to find his life in smithereens.
Let us all bear in mind that games can be bought
Love comes but once, and if ruined it is naught.