t's just another ordinary day in the Loud House. Lincoln is researching something on his laptop when a certain comedienne decides to check up on him.
"Hey Linc, what are you doing?" The jester asks quizzically
"Just finished my school report on Marx. It's over there if you want to read it, Luan." He responds
Luan reads it…it's about the Prussian socialist. It contains some information about his life, but it mostly contains summaries of the Communist Manifesto.
"Nice. Hey, now that you finished your project, can you help me with something?"
"Ah, sorry Luan. I was planning on replaying my copy of Amazing Mirror. That was an amazing game and I want to relive the memories."
Lincoln goes to retrieve his Gameboy Advance to play said game. Upon doing so, he left his laptop. Luan glances at the screen. He was on the Kirby Wiki and was reading Marx's entry. Luan realizes that she's been duped by her younger brother! No wonder that "report" was so erroneous and historically inaccurate! He probably didn't even research it at all! It was all clever wordplay! Touché, Lincoln, touché! He HAS been learning bad puns from her! Luan can't help but feel proud of him. She looks closer and notices a second tab. She clicks on it and it opens up a Word document, it is a challenge writ! It reads…
"Luan, if you opened this tab, then you found out that I tricked you! Well, I learned from the best. My challenge is for you to come up with some humorous banter concerning every normal copy ability in the Kirby series. No super, mix or final abilities. I'll leave you to your comedic material. I'll be eagerly awaiting tomorrow to hear what the queen of comedy comes up with! From, your dear brother, Lincoln."
Luan blushes and gushes at the lavish praise Lincoln wrote about her within the letter. She refocuses herself and accepts the challenge! The gauntlet has been thrown down! This should be easy for a master of comedy such as herself! She starts looking up all the copy abilities, jotting them down. Next, she tries to find some archaic literary words to help her with the wordplay. Lastly, she writes down the punchlines. It is ready. The next day, Luan confronts Lincoln about his challenge.
"Hey Luan, what do you need?" Lincoln asks
"You challenged me, so here's what I came up with!" Luan counters
"Oh really, let's hear what the master comedienne came up with." Lincoln states excitedly
Lana is such an animal, the way she voraciously engorges on her food
I bet your future girlfriend would love to arch her
What do you call a pirate's telegraph? Arrr tis tic
Lynn needs an audience to crush you, the perfect backdrop for your defeat
It seems like Luan has really dropped the ball on these wordplays
I bet she has a real balloonacy
Aren't you positively beaming with how my puns are
Don't worry Linc, you'll beat all
The only bell we care about rings for tacos
So, do you think these jokes bomb
I bet Lily's bubbling with excitement
These burning bad puns will set your vocal cords ablaze with laughter
Lynn would definitely hear a sir cuss
My puns have a real clean punchline
I'm sure that these wordplays will cook up some applause
Lincoln, trying to copy Luan, give me a break
No, these are great, I won't crash and burn
Our dad's queue PID will crash his modem
Lori's scathing texts about Carol Pingrey will cut her up
Lisa will doctor footage and you, watch out
ESP? How about SIN, got that one from a YouTube channel
My puns are a festival of funny, but are these puns a punishment?
Lynn might be the greatest fighter, but will you fight her
Still awake? These bad puns are surely a trial by fire
Don't you wish you can freeze my greatest assets
Looks like you're the only one who stands a ghost of a chance
Aren't these puns hammered into your head yet
Hi-jump? If you insist… hi, Jump
I so appreciate you learning wordplay from me
Those twins should have jetlag from hyperactively running around all day
Lincoln, stop laze…er, wait you aren't lazing around…good for you
I may light up everybody's life, but you light up mine
Lana's mirror self, or that cringy kid from the Wayne? Either way, they sure flake like leaves fall. I'll leaf that touchy subject alone.
Aside from being a talented comedienne, I also dabble in magic, though it's not as good as these wordplays
Aluminum, periodic table element #13 is a post-transition metal that's used as an alloy for almost everything. Luna's music also produces it, but not in the way scientists expect.
Can't drop the mic yet, we're only halfway done
Ah yes, Mickey's lifelong girlfriend, Minnie. She'll always friendzone him.
The mirror shows your true self. Apparently, my mirror world counterpart is kind of a horrible person to your mirror world self, but at least he was an amazing person to Lucy's mirror world counterpart.
It's great that you don't miss ill will that your sisters have against you, Lincoln
Lola may need a little brotherly love, but isn't she a thorn in your side
Another insipid, never-ending, jolly, appealing pun? Where is it
The moon's umbra is para sol to our sun's coronal flares. Not so surprising in the vastness of the multiverse
Leni does paint a picture of an ideal sister, don't you agree
Weaponized blood and superheated ionic discharges, Kirby's got both forms of plasma covered
Our brother's got poise, son. In a family as big as his, it's all a balancing act to keep both himself and his sisters in check
Aren't my puns smashing
Haven't fallen asleep yet, amazing endurance
Hey, after this, do you want to play SSBM? This isn't a wordplay, I'm genuinely curious
I hope these wordplays are sparking ideas of your own
Let's peer in Lucy's mind and see what dark thoughts are in there
I spied her making an argyle dress, now you have to guess, who's that sister
1 against 10? You're clearly understaffed for this soul melting task
An octave's tone is amazing, though I prefer set 3
The soup Lexx loves the most is baked potato
My puns aren't sword-ed, are they
You didn't throw your arms up in exasperation, so that must mean you like them
A torn aid o is refusing help when you need it the most
You'll find openness with me
Water you waiting for? Aren't you going to stop me
Wheel, I'm sure you're looking forward to the end
Even in the region that shall not be named, there are whips to whip you into submission
Don't worry, Lincoln. I'll be your wing-woman. After all, I…no we…want the best for you
Yo-yo's sound like a person trying to be hip, but it just sounds so cringy that you can't take it seriously
After reading off all of those punchlines, Luan just has one simple question to ask Lincoln.
"So, how'd I do?"
"Amazing! I'd expect nothing less! You really are a master comedienne if you still were able to make some new material." Lincoln responds back
"Thanks, Lincoln! Glad you liked it." Luan affirms
She walks out of Lincoln's room and heads back to the room she shares with Luna. It seems our favorite comedienne still has a few aces under her sleeve. At least she was able to fabricate some new comedy material from him. Luan gets ready for her next routine.