Auther's note: Escaflowne camping? Uh-Oh. (Kinda helped by Sarin Kinarya)
~*Escaflowne Goes Camping*~
Chapter 1: Trying to get up the mountian
"Why did I agree to come with you?" Van asked, sweating as he hiked up the mountain with pots and pans clacking on his back.
"Wha?" Allen asked.
"I said,Why did I agree to come with you?" Van repeated.
"Well I came to scope out the girls. I don't know about you but that Hitomi has a butt that is out of this world!"
Van stopped walking a lovesick expression on his face as he stared at the girls ahead of him. "I got to hand it to ya. I have a great taste in girls,"
he said as he stared at Hitomi who was squished between Milerna and Merle.
Hitomi was wearing tight short shorts and a belly-showing tank top.
Milerna however was looking outragous trying to impress Van. She had about a ton of makup on and wearing a mini skirt and a skin tight tanktop. She was having a ton of trouble trying to get up the moutian with platform high heels.
Merle however was trying to get Falcon's attention. She was dressed in half the makup Milerna had on and wearing shorts and a t-shirt that said "I love guys with metal arms."
Falcon however did not notice Merle's efforts to impress him. He was too busy making sure he had every thing.
"Metal spoon," his arm morphed into a spoon, "check, metal fork, check. Metal , check..."
"Can you shut him up!" Dilly screamed,covering his ears, "I can't take it anymore! Metal spoon this, metal fork that," Dilly said mimiking Falcon.
"Gun to shoot off Dilly's head," his arm morphed into a gun. He aimed it at Dilly's head, "Check."
Dilly gulped, "Sorry old buddy old pal, did I offend you in any way?"
"Why yes you did."
"Well then how can I make it up to you?"
"By giving me your lighter. I need it for lighting the campfires."
Dilly stopped in his tracks and stared at Falcon. "WHAT GIVE UP MY LIGHTER? ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU? DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS? JEEZE! CAN'T A GUY COME ON VACATION NOT TO BE TAKEN AWAY BY HIS FAVOURITE (well second favourite) THING IN THE WORLD? HUH? HUH? HUH?"
"Relax I ment by letting me USE your lighter. Do you want to eat raw fish?" "I guess not. Are we th-ee-rr-ee yet?" Dilly whined.
"Were no closer then we were the last time you asked 5 minutes ago." Allen replied.
"Oh" Dilly said very quietly. "Are we there Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"Yes."
"Now-eluja." They had reached their camping spot right next to a beutiful blue lake.
"It's beautiful!" Hitomi gasped.
"Yes it's just as beautiful-"Van started to say.
"Oh you like the rainbow trout too Van?"
"Yes that what I was just going to say! It's as beautiful as the rainbow trout Hitomi."
"Hitomi? I said that Van. I'm glad you like the rainbow trout I LOVE rainbow trout. It looks great garnished." Merle said taking Van's arm. "Let's go FISHING!"
"Who want's to go on a nature hike?" Hitomi said. "I mean after we get the tents set up and everything."
"ME!" Allen and Van said.
"But Van, honey, you said we would go fishing." Merle whined.
"Merle you know-"
"Great, Van and I will get our dinner. Come on Van." Merle started dragging Van to Falcon who was holding thier canoe in his arm.
"Hey Falcon can you morph you r arm into a portable t.v.?"
"Why yes I can."
"MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH," Dilly said staring at Falcon's arm.
"Fine fine fine fine fine." Falcon morphed his arm. "Happy?"
Falcon didn't need to ask because dilly was sitting in front of the T.V. watching
his favouite network. `F.F.F=Fire Fire Fire!' Suddenly the channel went all fuzzy and a warning came up on the screen that read:
We are sorry to announce that this channel is temporarilly unavailable. Please wait paitently and we should have this network up in a few hours.
"A FEW HOURS WHAT IS WITH THIS CHANNEL ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!"
Dilly brought out his flamethrower and said "hasta la vista Baby" and BOOM! Falcon's arm was on fire.
"Ouch." Falcon said.
"Oops" Dilly said.
End of Chapter 1
Auther's note: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. More to come. Stay posted.
~*Escaflowne Goes Camping*~
Chapter 1: Trying to get up the mountian
"Why did I agree to come with you?" Van asked, sweating as he hiked up the mountain with pots and pans clacking on his back.
"Wha?" Allen asked.
"I said,Why did I agree to come with you?" Van repeated.
"Well I came to scope out the girls. I don't know about you but that Hitomi has a butt that is out of this world!"
Van stopped walking a lovesick expression on his face as he stared at the girls ahead of him. "I got to hand it to ya. I have a great taste in girls,"
he said as he stared at Hitomi who was squished between Milerna and Merle.
Hitomi was wearing tight short shorts and a belly-showing tank top.
Milerna however was looking outragous trying to impress Van. She had about a ton of makup on and wearing a mini skirt and a skin tight tanktop. She was having a ton of trouble trying to get up the moutian with platform high heels.
Merle however was trying to get Falcon's attention. She was dressed in half the makup Milerna had on and wearing shorts and a t-shirt that said "I love guys with metal arms."
Falcon however did not notice Merle's efforts to impress him. He was too busy making sure he had every thing.
"Metal spoon," his arm morphed into a spoon, "check, metal fork, check. Metal , check..."
"Can you shut him up!" Dilly screamed,covering his ears, "I can't take it anymore! Metal spoon this, metal fork that," Dilly said mimiking Falcon.
"Gun to shoot off Dilly's head," his arm morphed into a gun. He aimed it at Dilly's head, "Check."
Dilly gulped, "Sorry old buddy old pal, did I offend you in any way?"
"Why yes you did."
"Well then how can I make it up to you?"
"By giving me your lighter. I need it for lighting the campfires."
Dilly stopped in his tracks and stared at Falcon. "WHAT GIVE UP MY LIGHTER? ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU? DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS? JEEZE! CAN'T A GUY COME ON VACATION NOT TO BE TAKEN AWAY BY HIS FAVOURITE (well second favourite) THING IN THE WORLD? HUH? HUH? HUH?"
"Relax I ment by letting me USE your lighter. Do you want to eat raw fish?" "I guess not. Are we th-ee-rr-ee yet?" Dilly whined.
"Were no closer then we were the last time you asked 5 minutes ago." Allen replied.
"Oh" Dilly said very quietly. "Are we there Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"Yes."
"Now-eluja." They had reached their camping spot right next to a beutiful blue lake.
"It's beautiful!" Hitomi gasped.
"Yes it's just as beautiful-"Van started to say.
"Oh you like the rainbow trout too Van?"
"Yes that what I was just going to say! It's as beautiful as the rainbow trout Hitomi."
"Hitomi? I said that Van. I'm glad you like the rainbow trout I LOVE rainbow trout. It looks great garnished." Merle said taking Van's arm. "Let's go FISHING!"
"Who want's to go on a nature hike?" Hitomi said. "I mean after we get the tents set up and everything."
"ME!" Allen and Van said.
"But Van, honey, you said we would go fishing." Merle whined.
"Merle you know-"
"Great, Van and I will get our dinner. Come on Van." Merle started dragging Van to Falcon who was holding thier canoe in his arm.
"Hey Falcon can you morph you r arm into a portable t.v.?"
"Why yes I can."
"MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH, MORPH," Dilly said staring at Falcon's arm.
"Fine fine fine fine fine." Falcon morphed his arm. "Happy?"
Falcon didn't need to ask because dilly was sitting in front of the T.V. watching
his favouite network. `F.F.F=Fire Fire Fire!' Suddenly the channel went all fuzzy and a warning came up on the screen that read:
We are sorry to announce that this channel is temporarilly unavailable. Please wait paitently and we should have this network up in a few hours.
"A FEW HOURS WHAT IS WITH THIS CHANNEL ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!"
Dilly brought out his flamethrower and said "hasta la vista Baby" and BOOM! Falcon's arm was on fire.
"Ouch." Falcon said.
"Oops" Dilly said.
End of Chapter 1
Auther's note: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. More to come. Stay posted.