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A/N: I was supposed to finish the next chapter of "The Inception of Haruhi Suzumiya", but it's gone… wibbly. And besides, I think I should do some crackfic to ease my mind off things.
This is my first time writing for Sherlock and Doctor Who. I do apologize if I don't make it sound British enough… I'm just starting to learn the difference between American English and British English. _
Also, this is not a one-shot. I'd probably make around five drabble-ish chapters.
Title: A File on 221B
Synopsis:
Some adventures (or misadventures) on 221B Baker Street are so strange, it's intergalactic. Some are best forgotten, some need to be kept on file for posterity's sake. WARNING: Crackfic. Rated M for themes.
Holmes, Watson, Found Unconscious in Flat
11/12/09 – 19.00
LONDON, England - Consulting detective Sherlock Holmes and flatmate, Dr. John Watson were found unconscious in their apartment in 221B Baker Street, along with two yet-to-be identified persons.
According to preliminary investigations, Holmes and Watson were apparently in the middle of a rather raunchy bout of copulation on the apartment floor.
Detective Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard found the four unconscious at around six in the afternoon yesterday, as he was on his way to deliver some important 'job' for Mr. Holmes and Dr. Watson.
"I was supposed to give Sherlock a job which I'm pretty sure he will be very happy about." said DI Lestrade. "I didn't expect that I'll be arriving at such an inconvenient time."
Needless to say, DI Lestrade was not shocked with the recent turn of events. It also seemed that Mr. Mycroft Holmes, brother of Sherlock Holmes was not surprised as well.
"Of course I was not shocked." said Mr. Mycroft Holmes. "In fact, I was quite expecting this to happen anytime soon. The other two people in the apartment was an interesting, if unexpected addition, though."
No word yet on how Harriet "Harry" Watson, sister of Dr. John Watson, is taking the news.
Watson and Holmes have regained consciousness are currently staying in the Royal Hope Hospital, where attending physician Dr. Martha Jones-Smith, spoke of the strange burn marks that have been on both men's skins.
"There were marks which initially suggest rug burns and some which look like they were from the surface of a kitchen counter, but there are other unknown burn marks as well." said Dr. Jones-Smith in a press conference held earlier today. "We are yet to find out what caused these marks, but as of now, we have ruled out any form of physical laceration from sexual contact for the aforementioned marks."
The two men refused to comment further, when asked about what happened. Meanwhile, the other two casualties, have yet to be identified, and are, as of this moment, unconscious, staying in seperate wards of the Royal Hope Hospital.
Holmes and Watson have been the subject of much speculation recently since moving together in their flat on Baker Street. Together, they have helped the Scotland Yard solve many crimes since moving in.
"I do hope both of them recover soon." DI Lestrade told the press this morning. "They will need all the strength they can muster if they're helping with this case."
A/N: Whew. Thanks for putting up with me. I don't know whether Martha went back to the Royal Hope after the events of S4, but I'm assuming she did go back for a really brief during the first months of being married to Mickey (right around the 456 incident), before going with him as an alien hunter. Also, while Sherlock began in 2010, I'm guessing filming started around 2009. Timey-wimey. Also, there's a small gap somewhere in December on John's Blog. Just filling it up. ;)