Introduction/Authors note:
I do not own Pokemon. The Pokemon Company owns Pokemon. I do not own the name Pokemon, or any Pokemon in this story.
In later chapters (MUCH later) there may be fakemon. Any names/ideas used were made by me. Any reference is purely coincidental.
This is not meant to be serious. This is based off my comic which highlights the funniest parts of the series.
Finally, just to be safe, there may be slightly violent scenes, and mildly rude language. That is why this story is rated K+.
Chapter I: Pikachu!
"First off, what is your name?"
"Red"
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"What? I think you need new glasses professor."
"A girl? Great!"
"AGH! No!"
"This is my grandson. What was his name again?
"Gramps! Come on!"
"That's right! His name was Wendy!"
"Gramps… The name's Blue!"
"Ugh… Morning already?" Muttered Red as he got up.
"Red! Come here! It's good news!" Hearing this, Red perked up. He had been waiting for a Pokemon for 6 months, and it seemed like the time would never arrive. He quickly scurried downstairs to find out.
"Your friend Blue was just over. Sounds like the professor wants to see you."
"Yes!" Red shouted. He dashed out the door towards the lab.
"Hey, where's the professor? He said he'd be waiting." Said Blue. Red walked outside, disappointed once again. Suddenly, a wild Pokemon appeared!
"Wait!" Said the professor. "You know not to go that way! Good thing I caught it. Anyways, good news. The Pokemon are ready! Well, I didn't get that custom Poke Ball, but we'll deal with that later."
"Really! Yay!"
They both went back to the lab together. "Here it is Red. Eevee!"
"Not so fast Gramps. You said I could have a Pokemon, and I want this one!"
"Hey!" Red shouted.
"Don't worry Red. You can have that Pikachu!"
"Great! Now get in the Poke Ball." Red flung the Poke Ball, and it hit Pikachu in the head! "Aw, it fainted! This thing is worthless!"
Professor Oak sighed. "Red, you just knocked it over. See?"
"Oh" Red replied. "Well, thanks Professor! See ya later!"
"Hey, don't you wanna test them out?" Shouted Blue.
"Uh, Ok." Red replied.
"Well, use a move you idiot!" Said Blue.
"Pikachu! Tail whip!"
"Eevee, tackle!"
PIKACHU FAINTED! RED HAS NO MORE USABLE POKEMON.
"Ha! Even with a Pokemon, you're a loser!"