AN: This will be like 4 or 5 chapters long, and they will all be short like this one. Loving all my awesome reviewers! Oh, and I am working on the next chapter of the Book. Be looking out. Anyway, Enjoy!
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When Hell Freezes Over
Chapter 1: Promises, Promises
"No!"
Curious faces from all around the Great Hall turn to look at one Draco Malfoy, who was currently yelling in the face of one Harry Potter.
"This is not supposed to happen!" Draco continued to yell. "I don't care that the megalomaniac is dead, Potter. I will not go out with you!"
Harry just gazed at Draco silently as the blond threw a temper tantrum, throwing a goblet at the wall.
"Okay," Harry said. "So when will you go out with me?"
Such a simple question, asked in a very matter of fact way, that Draco stopped throwing things and turned to stare at Harry incredulously.
He straightened to his full height and walked right up to Harry, so that their faces were inches apart.
"I'll tell you when I will go out with you, Potter," the blond said, in a lowered voice. "When pigs fly, hell freezes over, and Snape admits to loving the color pink. When those things happen, we'll talk."
And what did Harry do? Harry looked at him. Draco thought that look was almost disappointed. That pissed him off. He was Draco 'effing Malfoy.
"That's it?" Harry asked. "Those three things and you'll agree to go out with me? Promise?"
Draco gazed at him in awe.
"Sure, Potter. I promise." He said, holding out his hand.
They shook on it, and then: Harry smirked at him.
And Draco was suddenly very unsure about what just happened.