Best friends
The first time we met I knew we'd be best friends
We always had the same trends
We borrowed each other's pens
And whenever we fought we would make amends
I used to be a lonely person that wore thongs
And for breakfast I would eat egg foo yong
I thought I'd never have any friends since my middle finger was just too long
But then you came along
You took me in as if I were your sibling
You told me there was nothing wrong with me and so I was happily singing
We ran in the park and in the meadows we were skipping
We looped arms and went Wizard of Ozing
We always thought of each other
We never let our friendship smother
We took care of one another
We are brothers and sisters undercover
Now we're as best as friends that can ever be
Well, I think we're closer like two pods in a pea
No wait I didn't mean that, I'm sorry
But we're still close like a dog's coat and a flea
What's more is that we're tighter than a fat man in a Speedo
We love each other more than an architect loves Home Depot
together we shine brighter than an angel and its halo
Our care for each other is more intense than two Japanese guys fighting in a sumo
Now join me and sing "Hallelujah!"
Praise the Lord for bringing us here togetha'
And nothing's gonna shake us, not even earthquake weatha'
We'll always be Best friends foreva'
And sometime in the long run our paths go separate ways
And we may be really sad and gray
But it's all gonna be okay
Because we're best friends, so we'll meet again someday
