Snow White in 60 Seconds
Nefertiri's Handmaiden
Note: The second in my '30 Seconds' line. I got a lot of requests for another, so here you go! However, the plot of Snow White is a little more complicated than the plot of Cinderella, so I had to make this one 60 seconds. The point is the same, though.
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Snow White: Look at me! I'm pretty and all little animals love me, but I'm forced to do hard labor for that wicked witch queen. Poor me.
Wicked Witch Queen: Stupid Snow White. Who does she think she is, being all attractive like that? Oh well. I'm still prettier.
Magic Mirror: Actually. . .
Wicked Witch Queen: Excuse me. I didn't call you yet.
Magic Mirror: Oh. Sorry.
Wicked Witch Queen: clears throat Magic Mirror. . . blah blah blah. . .
Magic Mirror: Like I was saying, Snow White is prettier than you.
Wicked Witch Queen: (cry of anguish) She must die! You there! Woodcutter, or whatever you are, go kill Snow White.
Woodcutter: Er, Snow White? I have to kill you now. But I don't really want to, so how about you run far, far away?
Snow White: (runs far, far away)
Wicked Witch Queen: (kills Woodcutter) What? If he hadn't lied to me. . . I guess I'll just get Snow White myself. (does evil magic)
Seven Dwarves: We love you, Snow White. Be good while we're gone and don't open the door to anyone, ESPECIALLY ugly old ladies with baskets full of ripe, delicious red apples.
Snow White: Well hello, Ugly Old Lady with a basket of ripe, delicious red apples. Come on in. Of course I'd like an apple. (bites apple. "Dies")
Wicked Witch Queen: Haha!
Seven Dwarves: Let's get her!
Wicked Witch Queen: Well that's not good. (dies)
Seven Dwarves: Poor, poor Snow White. She's dead. Boohoo.
Prince Charming: I will save her!
Seven Dwarves: She's dead. There's not much you can do.
Prince Charming: (kisses Snow White)
Snow White: I'm alive!
All: YAY!
Prince Charming: Let's get married!
Snow White: Okay.
(kiss)
THE END