chapter 1
author polarmars9000
nostalgia critic and mlp story review christmas
by polarmars9000
As the Camera turns on, we see a pony thats a brown pony with little glasses a weird blup hat or something like that has blue eyes and has a gun as a cutie mark.
" Hello every pony im the Nostalgia Critic i remember it so you don't have too." NC similes for a while" CHRISTMAS I FRICKIN LOVE CHRISTMAS okay all of you dont know what christmas is i'll tell you."
then Nostalgia Critic raises his hoof and. " Pmpmm *tongue Noise* Christmas is a special holiday that we get presents, Santa Claus, Zod, anything like that and i know here is Hearth's Warming but to me its Christmas okay its Fucking Christmas." NC Insluting
Meanwhile Twilight and Dusk were looking at Nostalgia Critic's christmas review. " What so Christmas is like Hearth's Warming Eve thats amazing." Twilight said " yes indeed but lets get right to NC's Review okay Twilight?" Dusk asked
" Okay Duski." She giggles.
" This movie we are gonna review is The Pebble and the Penguin."
As he stop saying that, The Clip of the title appears
" If you decide to see Happy Feet for an Hour, Combine Night Quill and Viking in, This probably you might see the weird sceanrios that's going around the films, The Weird Clumsy Animation that suppose to look nice if it makes any logic sense." NC Said
Meanwhile Applejack back at her farm was trying to ake some Apple cider just for this Review post up by Nostalgia Critic Applejuice, Little Mac, Big Mac, Granny Smith, and Apple Bluehood were sitting down in the living room looking Nostalgia Critic's Review of the Pebble and the Penguin.
" Y'all im here." Applejack said
Everypony looks at Applejack holding Apple Ciders.
" APPLEJACK!" Everypony said
Applejack trots in the living room and Gives everypony Apple Cider.
" Come Over Here my Sweet Little Apple." Applejuice said to Applejack.
" Oh Apple Cutie." Applejack said then they sat down on the couch Together.
" I Got 20 Minutes to waste so lets take a look." NC said
As Nostalgia Critic Opens up the movie we see a female narrating The Story of these Penguins in the movie
" Well isn't it that One actor from Oliver she is the narrtor of the Movie." NC said
" As you can see these Penguins are singing around these Stupid Music Book background, i seen this with my friends back on Earth." NC Said
" Also do you know that this song reminds me of that meaning song by The Muppets in that movie The Great muppet caper."
Then after the song the narrator introduces the characters.
"For all the Penguins in all the world." the narrator said then Nostalgia critic use a clip to stop the part of the video it's the clip from Spongebob
"Don't forget your umbrealla." Sandy said in the spongebob clip. " IIIIIII Didn't!" Spongebob said while singing at the same time.
The clip ends and back to Pebble and The Penguin.
" The Most Romantic is Hubie." The Narrator in the movie said.
" So this is Hubie, Played by martin Short, He's in love with a Female Penguin Named Mariana, Played by Annie Golden they make Awkard Small Talk that suppose to represent a Realtionahip, As a EEEvil Penguin name Drake, Played by Tim Curry, watches over them."
" This is a Ineresting Movie, That Nostalgia Critic is Playing." Elusive said to the Tv that Nostalgia critic, post for This Heart's Warming Eve.
" Yeah but i still don't Get it why He's Reviewing something doesn't look Heart's Warming Related." Rarity Said, Sweetie Belle was playing with Scootaloo Applebloom was suppose to come over but she said she's staying with the Apple Family and Hanging out with her Boyfriend Little Mac.
" Well but That's Okay since it does have snow and everything like that, but right now whats look at this, my love!" Elusive said, Rarity Was Love Smiling and trots closer to Elusive and Nozzles him, Elusive Nozzles back, NC Continues the clip.
" Mariana Doesn't know yet,...But she's Gonna be my Wife." Drake said in the movie. " Like i didn't these Pengrooms for nothing you know." Nc Said soing th Muscle Phrase then he kisses his shoulders.
" So they sat on that top of that...thing from the Nightmare Before Christmas, Theyt start to sing a song, So force to tries to make a Teddy Ruxpin Cartoon." Mc Said
" Sometimes i wonder what the Colors..meean." Hubie Singing.
" Uhhh why not you figure out what that Lyric means first, It's Like i want to figure out what the Sound Smell Like." NC Said.
" Like yourrrr Eyes, where was..I?" Hubie asked
" Chooseing" Mariana Said
"Uhh is that Joker trying to.. Joke Her!?" NC Asked
"I Think that's Nonsense at all, Even you are a bit laggy." Mariana said while he does a push with her shoulder.
" *Face Palm* D'oh what ever cares." NC Said done a face palm and looks at the camera.
Then there was a weird Fuzz sound on the Camera and that was done we see a Pony with the same little glasses as The Critic and hes a blonde pony with a brown mane and has a Nintendo Controller as a Cutie Mark.
" CRITIC!" The Pony Yelled Angerily and pointing.
" OH Hi Nerd, *Tongue noise* what do you want?" Critic asked Moaning.
" So Merry Christmas and Heart's Warming Eve, by the way, why are you reviewing this movie anyway Critic?" Nerd asked
" Well Obvisously i'm trying to get the pony audience something they hadn't see before, Okay Jesus Crist Do You have to act like such a Moron!?" Critic asked Angerily at The Nerd.
" well no not at all, Critic besides this movie should be continually reviewed okay i was getting this message so i can talk to you for a while okay." Nerd said
" Well okay Nerd time to get back to the review okay bye." Then The Nerd shut down his camera and The Reivew moves on.
" The Brookary Buzzed with Excitement, All the batchlers took to the beaches to find their Engagement Pebbles." The Narrator Said.
the Penguins Wobble as they try to find their engagement Pebbles for their loved ones.
" You know It's Ashamed this came out When it did,its Because i can easily see Morgan Freeman Narrating all of this."
" Here we see the Penguin Try Desperately got get a life, His entics fall short to underwritten Slapstick and Heavily confused Timing, Thus he will not find a mate and he will spend the rest of his years, Knowning That his sperm will never carry on."
" Starlight,Starbright, First Star I See Tonight, Wish i may and wish i might, Half the wish i wish tonight." Hubie Said Wishing on a star.
Then It Was Interuptted by Nostalgia Critic.
"Psst, this is the wishing star, I'm Returning this advice to stop ripping off Disney or will see you for a little you have. Thank you and Never Call us again."
Hubie Gasped.
" Thankfully the last son of Krypton is sent to earth, As Hubie plans to use one of the Scorching Hot Rocks that, Doesn't Seem To burn him at all,As a Pebble for Mariana, But Unforantuely, Drake Catches him before He Can see her.
End of chapter 1!
Author's Note: The Quotes are from the Actual Review of the Nostalgia Critic Episode but the other quotes are made by me.