Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

Chapter 1

Naruto: Facebook War!

It was a bright and sunny day in Konaha. Ninja's were all over the street except for one. The number one knucklehead hyperactive ninja was inside today. He was bored out of his skull because he didn't have any missions. He decided to check his computer that he randomly received from some strange person. That person was not worth mentioning! (Naruto: Then why did you mention it?! O.o)

Well anyways Naruto decided to make a facebook account. To his surprise all his friends had made a facebook. "What should I do? Maybe I'll do a like for confessions thing?! I have heard a whole bunch of people talking about!"

Naruto made his status and he got a like on it…he was confused at first. He decided to check his other friend's facebooks to see what to means. "Ahh…so it's like a paragraph on how we feel about this person! Wait why am I talking to myself? There is nobody else in this room! Oh well!"

The first person he got a like from was Neji.

Confession: I didn't like you in the beginning, but you have slowly gotten better! You were uptight and stupid when it came to the destiny crap! YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AND YOU NEED TO CUT IT! Well anyways I like you now!

Naruto had another notification that he had gotten another like on his status. He saw that it was from Sasori! Naruto laughed because he never expected a like from Sasori!

Confession: Sasori, you tried to kill Gaara! How dare you?! I thought you loved him. You are a creepy creep creeper! Oh well besides that you are pretty awesome…wait didn't Lady Chiyo kill you? O.o"

Sasori liked the post on his wall for some unfathomable reason! Naruto smiled to himself! Then he noticed he had a notification from Neji! Neji commented on the post! "HOW DARE YOU?! I WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR EVER! I like you as a friend as well, dude, BUT I WILL NEVER CUT MY HAIR!"

Naruto commented back. "You should cut it. You look to girlie with it!"

Naruto then got another like on his status from Sakura. He sighed with annoyance because he was over her! He liked Hinata now!

Confession: I don't like you as much as I used to. I like Hinata now. She is kind, sweet, and caring. I will never like you again. NOW GO AWAY! WHY DID I FRIEND YOU?! RAWR!"

Neji had commented back again. "I will not cut my hair, Naruto, repeat that again and I will kill you."

Naruto commented back. "O.o *gulps* Alright, alright I won't say it again!"

Neji commented. "Good!"

After that the conversation ended. Naruto had gotten another notification. The new like was from Hinata! The girl he was crushing on! He was so ecstatic!

Confession: You are so adorable! You still need to come out of your shell, but you are awesome sauce! I want to get to know you better! Let's chill at the movies one day! Oh…P.S….you're cousin is crazy…o.o"

Hinata liked the post on her wall right before she fainted. Neji had read the confession…and he got even more annoyed. Naruto then checked his profile while he was waiting for more likes. He noticed that he had lost one friend. He checked to see that Sakura was no longer on his friend's list! He was so relieved!

"I am not crazy," he commented on the post!

Naruto decided to not comment back on that one and he saw that he had another like. He saw that the like was from Sasuke. He had a bone to pick with Sasuke still! He was mad at him for leaving the village and joining Orchimaru…

Confession: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE?! You were one of my best friends. You have put me on this chase forever! Now please just come home and we will have no more problems!

Sasuke commented back quickly! "I wanted more strength, loser!"

"Don't call me a loser! Do you want to fight?!" Naruto commented back and then he crossed his arms over his chest. Naruto was pouting!

"You're choice, loser!"

"Anytime, anyplace!"

While the argument with Sasuke was going on he had gotten another like from Deidara. He smiled because he was thinking of something evil to say!

Confession: You're so girly looking! I thought you were pretty when I first saw you. Then I heard you speak...and I shuddered when I realized that you were a man…sometimes I still have nightmares about it. You're pretty for a dude!

"I AM NOT A GIRL!"

"I never said you were. I just said that you looked like a girl…pretty much!" Naruto commented back getting annoyed.

"Well I'm not a girl! I will destroy you! Wait…oh you thought I looked like a girl…I thought you said I was one…"

After that Naruto was annoyed with confessions. So he decided to log off of his facebook. When he came back on the next day…he had ten more to respond too. He just decided to do them in the morning. Naruto went to take a long relaxing nap!