Percy Jackson and the attack of the evil peanut butter.
Hey guys! Its me, Arya , just so you know I used to be AlwaysHasAPlan. So, I hate peanut butter, so I decided to do a parody. Enjoy! HOO never happened.
Percy p.o.v.
In all my years as a demigod, I've learned one thing. Whether you're a daughter of Athena or a son of Ares, we demigods hate peanut butter. But without two table spoons of peanut butter a day, our powers go crazy. When you're a new demigod, Chiron just invites you into the Big House and tells you to open you're mouth and close you're eyes.
Flashback
It was right after the campfire, and we went back to amphitheatre and I listened as Chiron called the cabin names one by one. I wondered what I had done wrong, after all, it was only my first day here. 'Hermes.' I heard Chiron call. We walked to the Big House and I was ushered into a hospital room, after waiting for an hour or so, Chiron walked in and said 'Sorry about the wait Mr. Jackson, I had to give some other campers their nightly check up.' 'You mean there's enough rooms for all the campers?' I asked inquiringly. 'Yes. Now open your mouth and close your eyes.' As I did as he asked I felt him put something in my mouth that tasted horrible. He told me 'Swallow.' I did and opened my mouth and then promptly opened my eyes and shut my mouth again and shouted 'No way am I eating more peanut butter.' I looked around for an escape and saw the balcony and ran for it. 'Argus.' I heard Chiron called. I was beginning to panic until I saw what I was looking for. As I jumped off the two story balcony I aimed for the grass pile and hit the ground running. I ran straight to the Hermes cabin. However, before I got there, I felt someone shove a plastic bag over my torso and pick me up. I struggled to escape the embrace and began kicking and shouting 'No peanut butter! Run while you can! No more peanut butter! No! No! No! Run if you can!' I felt my legs being tied to something then my arms than the bag was removed and I saw Chiron in front of me with another spoonful of peanut butter. 'Now Mr. Jackson, we can do this willingly or unwillingly.' Ignoring him I continued to struggle, until, I suddenly saw Argus in my peripheral vision. He lurched towards me and held open my mouth and then Chiron shoved in the peanut butter and made me swallow.
Flashback ends
I shuddered. Even now the memory still affects me. The younger campers don't know about it, but the basement in the big house is a huge prison full of chairs nailed into the ground. Apparently the chairs are nailed into the ground because a daughter of Apollo attempted, and seceded to ride her chair all way to her cabin. And, if you don't show up, that's 2 extra spoons of peanut butter a day for a week. Immediately after the campfire, all campers who have figured out its peanut butter are to proceed to the basement and allow a harpy to handcuff their feet and legs to a chair. And if you're being difficult, the chairs have different features, for example, for me, it gives me a huge electric shock, and for Annabeth it dumps spiders on her. Annabeth walked up after dinner and said 'What's going on, Seaweed Brain?' 'Just thinking about peanut *cough*torture*cough* butter.' We both shuddered and regretted the fact their was no campfire tonight. 'Wise Girl, should we risk it?' I asked my smart girlfriend, the question I asked every night, and the answer was always 'No.' ironically, my feet were walking toward the big house as I spoke. We stopped in front of the Big House grabbed each other's hands, steeled our nerves, and walked into the Big House. We walked to the alcove under the stairs, opened the door, and typed in the password, 'peanut butter' to open the second door, and were accosted by harpies. 'Were moving, were moving.' I spoke and then we were herded to chairs next to each other. I asked 'Can you handcuff our hands together and do the rest like normal?' The harpies did as I asked and then we fell into a grim silence, gripping each other's hands as if we let go we would die and drown in peanut butter. Chiron walked in and said 'Hello Heroes.' as he scanned for any empty chairs. He didn't find any, and I even saw Nico was supposed to be in the infirmary. None of us said anything, so the chairs took effect until we were all screaming for mercy and left us weak and dizzy. As I watched Chiron work his way closer to us, I figured it was good that this room was soundproof; otherwise the other campers would get freaked out. Finally, Chiron reached me and Annabeth, pointed his spoon at my mouth. I opened my mouth and swallowed and hesitated a moment too long before opening my mouth so I again go the shock treatment. The last thing I remember before passing out is letting out an ear splitting scream and Chiron making me swallow despite the tears running down my face and then, just black.
Annabeth's p.o.v.
'Chiron! Percy just passed out and you are concerned about getting peanut butter into my mouth!' I said. 'Annabeth, you have to understand. It's peanut butter or camp blows up.' He spoke. 'I'm not opening my mouth. Bring on the torture.' I said as the spiders began to dump down from the ceiling. I have to take it, for me, for Percy, for resisting peanut butter. I knew the effort was futile, and I joined my boyfriend in darkness, my body writhing just like his, and, I noticed, Chiron still gave me peanut butter just before I passed out.
Chiron's p.o.v.
Why must the heroes resist the peanut butter? It's for their own good. I will leave them to suffer their tortures until tomorrow night, then they will hopefully listen.
Time skip
Percy p.o.v.
The tortures stopped around noon, but we were still locked in the chairs. 'Annabeth, we have to run away. Tonight.' I told her urgently. 'Very well, Seaweed Brain. I agree.' She said. 'We will meet at midnight at Zeus's fist tonight.' I heard the door open and I hissed 'shh. Pretend to still be knocked out.' 'Oh my heroes. Oh my indeed. You will be punished.' Then Chiron shook my shoulder and I jolted up. 'Hello Chiron!' 'I'm going to give you your peanut butter now Percy.' I opened my mouth and swallowed, and we repeated the process. I watched him do the same with Annabeth and then unclick the handcuffs. 'And you don't have to show up for peanut butter tonight.' He called after us. 'Here is our chance. Your siblings are at activities and stuff , so go pack and meet me at Zeus's fist in 30 minutes.' I said. After walking to my cabin and packing my stuff, I hurried to Zeus's fist and saw that Wise Girl was already there waiting. 'About time Percy.' We walked past the border, thankful Mr.D was on Olympus today. After about 2 hours of walking, we arrived in Manhattan. 'We should find a place to stay the night, probably an alleyway or something.' Annabeth pointed out. Once we settled in an alleyway a bright light blinded us. 'Hello Heroes. My name is Chaos, creator of all, and I would like to offer you a position in my army.' The being said. 'I accept' said Wise Girl. 'Me too.' I said. 'You must say this : I promise to protect the galaxy from wrong, I accept godhood from Chaos, I will take whatever position My Lord Chaos has given me, and I will allow Chaos to see my best position.I, say you name, do swear.'He said. 'I promise to protect the galaxy from wrong, I accept godhood from Chaos, I will take whatever position My Lord Chaos has given me, and I will allow Chaos to see my best position.I, Annabeth Chase, do swear.' Wise Girl said. A light appeared over her head in green and gray that said 'Twin Assassin.' 'Congratulations, Ms. Chase, when the light over someone's head is green and gray and says Twin Assassin, we have found your partner.' Chaos said. 'I promise to protect the galaxy from wrong, I accept godhood from Chaos, I will take whatever position My Lord Chaos has given me, and I will allow Chaos to see my best position.I, Percy Jackson, do swear.' The light that appeared over my head was green and gray and said 'Twin Assassin.' 'Well, Ms. Chase, Mr. Jackson is your partner. Now touch me.' I reached out a hand and Wise Girl did the same and we disappeared in a flash of bright light. We appeared in front of two doors, one said 'Mist' and the other said 'Tide'. 'Ms. Chase, from now on you will be called Mist, Mr. Jackson you will be called Tide.'
What do you think, it started out as a peanut butter hating story and turned into a Chaos story, pretty cool .
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