Cinder: Heyo peoples~ how have you all been~? Yeah, I know I've been dead for… however long, but I have good news! I've finished at least one chapter from all of my stories~
Shikura: …
Cinder: And a friend of mine helped me come up with this stories idea~
Shikura: …
Cinder: Also, anyone who has heard of AzuManga Daioh, There is an Ayumu Osaka Kasuga roleplayer on Failbook… sorry… Facebook… friend her~ She's nice~
Shikura: …
Cinder: Ignore Shikura… He's just sulking cause I'm changing my name again~
Shikura: First it was Blaze… then it was Cinder… Now its gonna be—
Cinder: *slaps him* Anyways, onto phone call number one~
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except my phone…
Dad: Its mine…
Me: MINE I SAY!
"Hello!? Bakura!? IS THAT YOU!?"
"What, Marik!?"
"I almost got mugged!"
"*sighs* And how did you manage that?"
"Well… there was a guy who was giving me funny looks so I asked if he had a problem and he pointed to my wristbands, so then I said 'you wish you could afford these like I can, but you can't even afford food'… and then he tried to steal from me…"
"…" *hangs up*
"BAKURA! DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME!"
Cinder: Like it~? Next phone call will happen soon~ You know, when I can be bothered stealing Marik's phone record~
Marik: So that's how you found out about me and Bak—
Bakura: *covers Marik's mouth*
Cinder: *giggles* anyway, Bye for now, not forever~
