I DON'T OWN THE AMANDA SHOW. HOPE YOU ENJOY BLOCKBLISTER SKETCH I CREATED.
(Gnocchi, Bilini, and Biscotti were working, until an angry nerdy teenager boy enter the show with a tape.)
Biscotti- Yah! Yah! Welcome to our video store.
Blini- How may I be helping you?
Nerdy teen- I like to see your manager, immediately!
Blini- Papa! This young man is shouting to you!
Gnocchi- Yah! Yah! What can I help you?
Nerdy teen- I'm the president of the Harry Potter fan, and I asked for Harry Potter movie and this isn't Harry Potter!
Blini- Oh! No, no, no. You do not asked for "Harry Potter". You asked for "Harry Peter".
Nerdy teen- Harry Peter?
Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!
Blini & Biscotti- Much better!
Nerdy teen- No, it wasn't. Could you please play the tape?
Gnocchi- Yah, yah.
(Gnocchi puts on tape, and play "Harry Peter".)
Biscotti- Hello. I am Harry Peter. I am a wizard, and had a scar on my forehead.
Gnocchi- Hello, Harry Peter. My name is Ron Weasel. I'm a wizard too.
Blini- That include me too, Hermonie Ginger. Oh, no. Here comes a hideous monster…..a hideous monster. Papa.
(Gnocchi use a monster puppet, and move himself, away.)
Gnocchi- Roar! I am a monster! I must eat you!
(Gnocchi shows himself to the film)
Biscotti- Don't make us use our wand.
Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Windgrod-blah-blah-blah.
(Gnocchi remove a monster puppet)
Biscotti- We defeats the monster.
Gnocchi & Blini- Yah! Yah!
(Gnocchi turns the video off, and he, Blini, and Biscotti applauding)
Nerdy teen- That wasn't Harry Potter! That was you three acting like nerds!
Gnocchi- But this is better!
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Nerdy teen- No, it's not! What kinds of Blockbuster is that?
Biscotti- We're in Blockblister!
Nerdy teen- Blockblister?
Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Blini- How will you paying?
Nerdy teen- No way! I'm not gonna pay!
Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Ohh!
Nerdy teen- My members was disappointed, and then they deported me as president! I am very very angry at….
(Nerdy teen start having an asthma attack, and use his inhaler, while he's left)
Biscotti- I thinks he enjoys the movie.
Gnocchi- He sure did.
(A woman with her angry son enter the store)
Biscotti- Welcome to our video store!
Blini- How may I be helping you?
Woman- Yes, my son is very upset.
Son- Really upset!
Woman- Now, now. Let's be polite to those employees.
Son- Yeah, right! Why would I be polite to those idiots who gave me the wrong tape! I asked for Transformers, and this is not Transformers!
Blini- Oh! No, no, no. You do not asked for Transformers. You asked for, "The Transformer".
Son- "The Transformers"?
Gnocchi- Yes. It's better!
Blini & Biscotti- Much better!
Woman- I'm sorry. But the movie doesn't seem right. Could you play the tape?
Gnocchi- Yah. Yah.
(Gnocchi puts on tape, and play "The Transformers").
Biscotti- I am just a regular car….and I must transform myself right now. Right now! Papa!
(Gnocchi move the camera to Biscotti, dressed like Bumblebee)
Biscotti- I am Bumblebee. A bright, yellow, new car. I just transformed myself to a robot. Do the robot.
(Gnocchi turns the video off, and he, Blini, and Biscotti applauding)
Son- You morons! That wasn't Transformers! That was just you act bad!
Gnocchi- But this is better!
Biscotti & Blini- Much better!
Woman- Stop saying that! You crazy people are the worst workers ever!
Blini- Thank you.
Woman- Thank me?
Blini- How will you paying?
Woman- I am not gonna pay!
Biscotti, Blini, and Gnocchi- Ohh!
Blini- Egg?
Woman- No! We're outta here!
Son- This place is a rip-off!
Biscotti - Come again!
Woman- Never!
Gnocchi- We did better!
Blini & Biscotti- Much better!
Biscotti- Let us dance!
(They begin to dance)